Cage's Kiss

Linda Castro, Donnie Roberts, Adrian Smith

This is the podcast where we discuss the work and life of the national treasure, Nic Cage. Also, we attempt to resolve the listeners' real life issues with Cagey wisdom from Cage's character that week.

  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    Ep 111: Butcher's Crossing: Night of the Buff

    What makes a man?! We don’t know. What makes a man want to slaughter buffalo? We still don’t know, but we watched and discussed Butcher’s Crossing. Enjoy all the bad “buff” jokes.

    18 March 2024, 4:00 pm
  • 2 hours 13 minutes
    The Flash (2023): Raining Dead Babies

    We watched and discussed the 2023 film The Flash since (spoiler!) there’s a Nicolas Cage cameo.
    We talk about microwaving babies and the trouble with Ezra Miller, and we start beef with John Francis Daley. THAT’S RIGHT!

    22 January 2024, 7:56 pm
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    Episode 109 - Renfield: It's Not Delivery; It's Guillermo

    Linda would like to offer her sincerest apologies - this episode should have been posted a couple months ago, but chronic fatigue and a very busy work schedule have been kicking her ass.

    The CHUDS discussed the hits and misses of Renfield and how to fix it all.

    5 November 2023, 12:14 am
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    Episode 108: The Old Way (or 'Not That Way, Stranger...')

    We’re talking about the Nic Cage western ‘The Old Way’ as well as Cat Balou (Watch it. Watch it now.), why none of us are parents (the world’s a better place for it), how Alec Baldwin killed a person, and CLINT MOTHERF*CKIN’ HOWARD!

    4 May 2023, 5:56 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    Episode 107: The Unbearable Waste of Massive Talent

    As usual, the movie for this episode was met with mixed feelings.

    We've seen Nicolas Cage play complex characters before, but none so complicated as this. In this episode, we discuss Cage's performance as a fictionalized version of himself in 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.'

    We discuss the bromance, the hits and misses, how the film could have improved, the missing NPH nude scene, and the cuteness of Daddy Pedro Pascal.

    3 March 2023, 5:26 pm
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    Episode 106 - Prisoners of the Ghostland: Cage and the Rat-Man

    We're back for V-Day, which just so happens to be our pod anniversary! We're bringing the romance by watching and reviewing 'Prisoners of the Ghostland' so you don't have to!

    We discuss how nobody wants to be Eskimo brothers with Michael Jackson (RIP Lisa Marie Presley), how Donnie refuses to accept parental responsibilities for children of strippers, and where exactly this movie went wrong. Don't worry, we fixed it.

    14 February 2023, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Episode 105 - Pig: Cage Pig in the City

    We're back, behbeeee! We're celebrating Nicolas Cage's birthday with his 2021 film, 'Pig'.

    Linda discusses how this movie surprised her in a wonderful why and sings a ruined version of a beloved song that will ruin it for you forever; Donnie discusses his time in the food industry and shares a bit of his frustrations with Cage's prep cooking; and Adrian shares the box office performance and (as always) has a brilliant sequel idea.

    Remember: 'You don't have to care' and 'F*ck Seattle.'

    7 January 2022, 5:58 pm
  • 1 hour 38 minutes
    Episode 104 - Willy's Wonderland: Gorilla Greetings

    Don’t miss Donnie's one-man rendition of Les Miserables and Adrian’s solo performance. Donnie and Linda recommend loving the Willy, but Adrian finds no wonder in this Wonderland. Spoilers ahead.

    22 February 2021, 3:32 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Episode 103 - History of Swear Words, Eps 5&6: Damn that P*ssy

    This week, the CHUDs are talking about the last 2 episodes in Netflix's 'History of Swear Words', covering the words 'p*ssy' and 'damn'. Mostly, they go off on tangents and we find out why Linda and Donnie are so fuggin weird (Hint: it's another cousin story).

    1 February 2021, 6:38 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Episode 102 - History of Swear Words, Eps 3&4: Well Hung for Primates

    Listen to this bitch put up with these 2 dicks. This week, we’ve got Big Nic Energy! Also, we become dick wizards. We’re covering the History of Swear Words, episodes 3 and 4, ‘Bitch’ and ‘Dick’.

    We feel that the new Netflix show doesn’t properly cover the actual history of swear words, so we give a shout-out to our friends who do a great job covering the history of words and phrases - Origin of Speakcies.

    25 January 2021, 5:24 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Episode 101 - History of Swear Words, Eps 1 & 2: Sh*t F*ck

    Linda and Adrian toss some sugar and honey into Donnie's Ice tea, just before we poo out our episode and explore the majestic decency of the F word. Floccinaucinihilipilification

    19 January 2021, 2:27 am
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