Penultimate. $3 at patreon.com/goblinmarket

Someone very wise once said "Halloween is a state of mind." Listen anytime you feel like entering. Alternately: pairs well with Thanksgiving walks. Music by Kevin Mcleod/Incompetech

Listen late at night, the next time you're deep in some unfamiliar wilderness and feeling lonely. S'mores strongly suggested.

Listen on the radio in the stadium parking lot, during the tailgate for the big football game. Read by Allison McAtee

Listen on the way to a job interview, or the next time you're feeling homesick... just not during the fireworks show. Me Gusta El Chupacabra -- Extra Spooky

Evidence. Police audio engineers have cleaned up the sound for public consumption, and removed a bizarre phasing issue, for which they have yet to provide a satisfactory explanation... Listener discretion is advised.

Listen on your drive to the old folks home to visit grandma or grandpa............................... Goblin Market remasters on tape! Own your favorite stories forever nolansordyl.com/tapes

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword // His truth is marching on. Without further ado, Goblin Market presents the third and final entry in the Ohio trilogy............................................. Physical media fans!!: stay tuned for an announcement coming later this week

Listen on the stereo in your Altima while you wait for the bell for first period. Music: Mind My Business by Paper Morning

Side A: "The Lady with the Small Dog" Listen the next time you find yourself home on a sick day, when you can't stomach another episode of Maury............ Side B: "Dogsitting" (36:36)

Listen with your kid. Ending: Ambient 18 by PodcastAC