Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Chris & Rosie Ramsey

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a co…

  • 39 minutes 53 seconds
    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri

    Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri!

    As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments!

    🎤 Get tickets to Fatiha's 2026 tour Cockney Stacking Doll Tour + Live Dates | Fatiha El-Ghorri — Fatiha El-Ghorri 📖 You can also pre order Fatiha's upcoming book Perks Of My Hijab

    If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    📧: [email protected]

    📱: 07874 406650

    You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed


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    11 February 2026, 4:48 am
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms

    Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast!

    Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording.

    We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel!

    If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    📧: [email protected]

    📱: 07874 406650

    You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed

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    6 February 2026, 5:30 am
  • 42 minutes 51 seconds
    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan

    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan! From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received in the post was. All of this plus a brilliant PKMA!

    Mo is a busy guy but you can catch him on tour with his new show The Mo You Know visit mogilligan.com/mo-live for tickets

    Mo's brand new stand up special Mo Gilligan: In The Moment is available to watch on Netflix now!.

    You can listen to Mo's podcast Man Like You with Eddie Kadi and Babatunde Aléshé wherever you get your podcasts.

    If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    📧: [email protected]

    📱: 07874 406650

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    4 February 2026, 5:00 am
  • 55 minutes 39 seconds
    Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn

    On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz.

    There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP!

    If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

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    📱: 07874 406650

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    30 January 2026, 5:30 am
  • 46 minutes 25 seconds
    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis

    On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time!

    🎧You can listen to Tom on his podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganathan.

    🎙️You can catch Tom on his tour 'Spudgun'. For tickets go to bigtomdavis.com

    📺Look out for The Reluctant Vampire coming soon to the BBC!

    If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    📧: [email protected]

    📱: 07874 406650

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    28 January 2026, 5:30 am
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling

    On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm.

    All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone??

    If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    📧: [email protected]

    📱: 07874 406650

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    23 January 2026, 5:29 am
  • 55 minutes 10 seconds
    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett

    Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children.

    Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more! You can watch Joel host The Masked Singer on ITV and catch up on ITVX. You can also find Joel on tour throughout 2026 with his show 'Happy Idiot', find tickets at joeldommett.com

     If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    📧: [email protected]

    📱: 07874 406650

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    21 January 2026, 5:29 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Medium to low level shaggers

    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money!

    For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint!

    We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...

     If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    📧: [email protected]

    📱: 07874 406650

    Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:

    youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed


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    16 January 2026, 5:29 am
  • 48 minutes 20 seconds
    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson

    It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS!

    This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Hanson.

    There's a lot that gets covered including where William gets his haircut, some lady like sitting, Chris's glow up and there's even a bro shake!

    As well as all of this William and Jordan read a brilliant PKMA for Rosie and Chris. It may even give the smas and das some welcome advice!

    Jordan and William are on tour with the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss Tour, expect dancers, costume changes and a whole lot more. For tickets visit sextedmyboss.com/live If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    Email: [email protected]

    WhatsApp: 07874 406650

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    14 January 2026, 5:23 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number

    Happy New Year Smas & Das!

    Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recent party!

    Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate!

    And BIG news! You can whatsapp the podcast now. Send us your beefs, your stories, your drunken

    voice notes! The number is 07874 406 650 .

    Email the podcast [email protected]

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    9 January 2026, 5:30 am
  • 46 minutes 40 seconds
    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie

    On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie.

    This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group.

    All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some chat about Bridget's new Tour 'Jacket Potato Pizza' (which is a story in itself!)

    For tickets to Bridget's tour go to bridgetchristie.co.uk

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    7 January 2026, 5:30 am
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