Tone Deaf: A Theatre Nerd's Guide for their Musically Challenged Spouse

K and Warren

A married couple's journey through musical theatre.

  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Episode 138: History of Black Theatre Part 25 - Don't Play Us Cheap

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    In this episode, K introduces Warren to their new favorite director, screenwriter, and playwright, Melvin Van Peebles by way of the musical "Don't Play us Cheap". We briefly talk about Melvin Van Peebles' amazing life, we discuss metaphorical cannibalism (it makes sense in context), and Warren learns about The Screwtape Letters. Remember folks, "If you see a devil, SMASH HIM!"

    Promo: One Mic Black History

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    26 September 2025, 12:55 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Episode 139: Moon on Moon Crime (Hylics 1)

    K and Warren are back from their hiatus to talk about Hylics - a video game series that has completely rewritten K's brain - There's even a musical!

    Calm your mandibles and prepare to usurp the king of the Moon and end the Spell of Absurdity with your newfound best friends in an argillaceous world - discovering that the real power was friendship, gestures, and, of course, paper cups!

    Opening song - A parody of "Everybody's Got the Right" from Assassins by Stephen Sondheim. Original MIDI sequencing done by Matt Hudson of Hamienet. Hylicization of said MIDI, remixing, vocals, parody lyrics, and drums by K.

    Warren's Playthrough of Hylics: https://youtu.be/lMjGw4-4YSE?si=AfZhd5nSjCNyDRuW

    Promo: Sage and Savant

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    Lyrics to the opening song:

    Dracula:

    Confidant good-en!

    Gland pull, end lament.

    Aggregating friends.

    You wanna kill a Moon tyrant?

    Come on and kill the Moon tyrant.

    Wayne go. Gestures incognito

    If felled just consume a warm burrito

    World remains in a spell of absurdity

    Life gone mad, genesis molded from clay

    Ambulate mountain with haste

    Snap gesture melt into paste

    Afterlife restore and meld papillae

    Dedusmuln cup attainable

    Answers obtainable

    Your will increased for good?

    Archaeologist prenticehood

    Join Wayne and kill Lord Gibbulus.

    chorus

    Respite world recover from absurdity

    Regicide bonding or that's

    what they say

    Aim for moon Space shuriken

    Holopleather abalative

    Order brought to chaotic world of clay

    Blue orphan

    Endling of your kind

    Skulls Ambulate underground

    Fate enmeshed and intertwined

    Join Wayne

    Lord Gibby must be discrowned

    Azure one,

    Leech flesh cleave to yours

    Gauntlets grabbed and refound

    Azure one,

    Don't neglect to smash bugs for might.

    Dread knight leave your vault

    Channel lightning bolt

    Ancient one exalt

    Pongorma:

    Let us join and obliterate lord Gibby

    World went mad but not all is as it seems

    Gain clean status

    Grind the meat

    Hylem restores

    Brief defeat

    Together upend the absurdity

    Pongorma and Dracula:

    These hylics

    Dracula:

    Creatures of flesh and will

    Pongorma:

    Catlinited

    Dracula:

    World chelated

    Pongorma and Dracula:

    All hylics

    Pongorma:

    Respite from death fulfilled

    Dracula:

    In the hylem

    Pongorma:

    Restore your cat-ions

    Pongorma and Dracula:

    Slay Gibby

    Pongorma:

    Revive and do not quit

    Dracula:

    That's it!

    Pongorma:

    And reveal your true grit

    Wayne, Somsnosa, and Dracula:

    Everybody's got a plan to kill Gibby

    Dedusmuln and Pongorma:

    And maybe blow the moon to smithereens

    Wayne, Somsnosa, and Dracula:

    To smithereens

    All:

    Clawman, foothead, Monoops

    Slay them then collect what drops

    Everybody needs more lucidity

    Usurp, end this spell of Absurdity!

    16 July 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Episode 137: History of Black Theatre Part 24 - Shuffle Along

    In this episode, K and Warren watch and discuss Shuffle Along - a Black musical classic from 1921 by Eubie Blake, Noble Sissle, Flournoy Miller (whose name K can't pronounce), and Aubrey Lyles. K discovers their new favorite author, Caseen Gaines, we discuss the double standards in what is considered a "classic", and Warren discovers that love uh ... finds a way.

    Promo: One Mic Black History

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    6 March 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    Episode 136: There’s Something About Mary and Joseph
    Fandom: The Bible. Pairings: Mary/Joseph, Herod/Gabriel. Author's Note: First five reviewers get immaculately conceived. Please no flames, I just really love M-slash-J. I know, this is a popular pairing, but it's popular for a reason, dangit! I was going to do this in script format but apparently that's not allowed on this site anymore, so prose it is! Joseph: Don't forget the disclaimer, K! Mary: Yeah, you don't want to be sued by God! Fig: I'm going to be a marketable plushie! I do not own the Bible or the Book of Luke. Please do not sue me! Thanks for reading! I'll try to update next week but no promises! XP ... I'm sorry, I don't know what came over us. In this special Holiday episode, K and Warren watch Journey to Bethlehem, the Mary and Joseph - of the Bible - musical romantic comedy. Choices were made and we're both so glad that they were. Merry Christmas, folks. This episode is WILD
    25 December 2023, 1:00 pm
  • 50 minutes 28 seconds
    Episode 135: A Scoundrel’s Map to Lust and Slaughter

    This week, K and Warren discuss a production of A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder that helped get them through a rough time. Warren mispronounces character names (as he does) and K goes on some tangents. We're back, baby!

    Promo: Animorphing Time

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    13 September 2023, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Episode 134: History of Black Theatre Part 23 – Donald McKayle’s Sophisticated Ladies

    This week, we round out this February's Black Theatre History series with a look at musical revues, Donald McKayle, and his 1981 revue, Sophisticated Ladies! We discuss jazz, modern dance, and Warren uses this episode to say "scat" more times than he has ever said it! It's a toe tapping good time in this episode of Tone Deaf!

    Promo: The Bird Brain Podcast

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    23 February 2022, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    Episode 133: History of Black Theatre Part 22 - Once On This Island

    This week we cover one of K's all time favorite musicals to watch and be in, Once on This Island. We discuss two versions that K was in before watching the American Musical Theatre of San Jose's production. Will Warren have the same fondness that K has for this musical? 

    We also discuss colorism, the importance of having an all-Black cast, Rosa Guy, and just how dark the original Little Mermaid was!

    Promo: Book of Lies the Podcast

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    9 February 2022, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 57 minutes
    Episode 132: History of Black Theatre Part 21: Porgy and Bess

    This is a long one but we had a lot to say on it!

    K introduces Warren to his second opera, George Gershwin's Porgy and Bess. Along the way, we talk about an amazing Black opera singer, Anne Wiggins Brown, we discuss representation in theatre, and Warren writes a sequel.

    Promo: One Mic Black History Podcast

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    2 February 2022, 11:26 pm
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Episode 131: A Love Letter to SLAC Cabaret

    Correction: K mentions the "Rap Saturday's Voyeur" with the incorrect year. The year should have been 2005 and not 2003.

    This week, K and Warren talk about the inaugural production of the local musical, SLAC Cabaret. We discuss corn flakes, people who look related, the Salt Lake Airport, and Multi-level marketing! Thank you again to Latoya Cameron for the tickets! 

    Promo: Cee U Next Tuesday Podcast

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    26 January 2022, 11:00 am
  • 2 hours 32 minutes
    Episode 130: Red Flags the Musical (Carousel)

    Sorry that we've been gone for so long, folks. We are back with Warren's least favorite musical!

    This week, K and Warren tackle Carousel as a tribute to someone who was an amazing dad - very much unlike the protagonist of this show! We discuss red flags, mill workers, and K's awakening as a furry! We promise it makes sense! This episode got surprisingly raunchy and has some of the most cursed content to ever grace Tone Deaf! Find out just how much Carousel doesn't hold up in this week's episode!

    Promo: Animorphing Time

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    19 January 2022, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 30 minutes
    Episode 129: Hairspray vs Hairspray: Ted Bundy does a Musical

    Does this episode make our podcast true crime if it features a guy who played Ted Bundy? No? Well, we tried.

    This week, we finish our Hairspray vs. Hairspray with a look at the 2007 film adaptation of Hairspray. Warren vores the audience, K overshares, and we get probably the worst Christopher Walken Impersonation (disagree with us in the review section, we dare you). Will this one win the Hairspray vs Hairspray Champion belt or will it be TKOed by Hairspray live?

    We're also not a Sports podcast.

    Promo: Animorphing Time.

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    1 September 2021, 11:00 am
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