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Trevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting.

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The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.

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The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

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