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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast
 
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode.

follow Brandon
Instagram: @brandonbored
YouTube: Brandon Rogers
TikTok: @brandonbored


Thanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name
2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people
14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down
16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats
18:00 - Timothy Chalamet
20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie
30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE
36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 
47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny
01:00:00 - Learning how to drive
01:08: 14 - AD
01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks
01:13:22 - Sock Talk
01:17:41 - Secret Sock


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The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast

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ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast

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Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man

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This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.  


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast

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Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged.

1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO
2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA
6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now
16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever
21:00 - Have you ever really made love?
40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making
42:00 - When is the best time to “make love”
49:00 - Funny online dating stories
51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through
01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked
01:03:00 - Costume ideas
01:11:00 - SOCK TALK
01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast

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Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music
5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere
8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms
15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar
18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 
23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI
29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women
34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda)
37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio
40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes
01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one)
01:16:00 - SOCK TALK
01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions
01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us

Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast 

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Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” 

Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering
Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj 
X: @mattwritesbooks 
Official Website: mattmccusker.com

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News
3:00 - Matt on stage
5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List
15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences
21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR?
28:00 - Farming Comments
30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids
41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take
51:00 - Spicy Margs
58:00 - Ontario Improv
01:07:00 - SOCK TALK
01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession

Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks

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Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway.

Follow Zach Justice:

Youtube - @Thezachjustice
Tik Tok - @zacjustice
IG - @zacjustice


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice
4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met
5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop?
9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad
12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper
13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK
15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college
20:25 - Zac doing open mics
21:18 - Better Help Ad
25:00 - Zac’s old videos
28:00 - Online Dating
33:12 - Shipstation Ad
34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk
42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE
45:36 - Blue Chew Ad
51:00 - Is there a difference in prison?
59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM
59:35 - AD
01:08:03 - SOCK TALK
01:13:13 - Secret Sock


Thanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 
1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI
3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear
6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 
9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots
15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI
17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc
24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy
30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies
40:00 - Trevor got high
44:00 - Michael went to the beach
46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 
01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK

Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast

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