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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: SOLD OUT
San Antonio, TX: SOLD OUT
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Trevor’s Mom, Stepdad mid-life crisis, Lost on a milk carton
7:45 Funny non comedians, Selecting flowers, Siamese twins
19:40 Michael’s life changing decision
39:50 Internet temptations, C-men retention, No crank app
52:00 No crank stress relief, Michael’s tour date temptation
1:05:45 It’s only been 4 days
1:15:00 Steroids, Riley Reid, Fake numbers
1:21:49 Fan voicemail - Reverse Lily Phillips
1:26:53 Weird fan voicemail
1:29:06 Sock Talk - Bury me next to Victor Noir
1:35:07 Secret Sock Talk - Tasting your own stuff

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back
15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom
30:44 Urinals for your home
36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat
44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek
50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House
1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick
1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne
1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses
1:16:32 Joggers for cranking
1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea
1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff
1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced
8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires
30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated
34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To
46:37 1000 Guys
1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition
1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence
1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card
1:36:50 Hammered On the Job
1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI
1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Michael’s Mustache, Trevor’s Cat
6:22 Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner, 2025 Goals
16:04 Michael’s January 6th Anniversary, Reading, The FBI Top 10 List
28:15 Michael’s Spiritual Ceremony
34:06 No Hub in North Carolina
36:56 Michael’s New Years Trip, Trevor’s Miami New Years
53:05 10 Years in LA, Airport Food & Drink
56:31 Mr. Beast Proposal Video, High School Prom-posals
1:07:56 Consumer Electronic Show Products
1:16:53 Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, Beast Games
1:36:01 Sock Talk - I Give the Meanest Hickeys
1:38:48 Secret Sock Talk - Hotel Cuck Chair

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Public Restrooms
5:38 Employee Outfits, Skibidi Toilet
14:51 Toilet Seat Covers
17:05 The End of TikTok
29:43 Billionaire Agendas
33:27 Prenups
37:23 2025 Goals, Stopping to Smell the Roses, Allowing Yourself Rest
58:20 Forgot What a Woman Felt Like
1:03:12 Mistaken For an Author
1:06:31 Craziest Prenups
1:09:19 Sock Talk - Chik-fil-A Number 1 Date Spot For Men
1:15:27 Secret Sock Talk - My Boyfriend Was Sleeping With Pros During Our Situationship

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank, Self Criticism After Shows,
8:17 Guessing What The Nutcracker is About
18:30 Megan Fox Breaking Up With MGK, Clever Trevor and Silly Goose
20:23 Celebrity Crushes Growing Up,
22:28 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank Revisited
24:10 Mazda Drives Through Dealership Door
27:12 Red Bank New Jersey Girl Criticizes Boyfriend
35:51 She’s a 10 but She Hates Standup
40:58 Back on the Bus
42:57 Instagram Question From Fan: Who’d Be Top and Who’d Be Bottom?
45:59 Instagram Question From Fan: Most Random Compliment Ever Received?
48:51 Instagram Question From Fan: Dream Arena That You Would Want to Perform At?
49:58 Best Leftover Foods, Trying Something Different Off the Menu
54:14 Dream Place For a Session
1:00:14 Sock Talk - Texted a Photo of My Body, Girl Ghosted Me
1:04:52 Secret Sock Talk - I Woke Up to My Boyfriend Cranking

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus
5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts
8:27 Night Terrors
18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls
22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh
26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First
32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands
39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage
46:02 Football
53:47 Michael Jackson
1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids?
1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available!
2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review
16:55 Favorite Burgers
19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers
24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit
33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green
43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star
48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL
54:43 We Love the Tour Bus
58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan
1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name

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Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls
13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets
17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter
22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus
28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop
35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast
47:03 Burlington, Vermont
52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets
1:01:19 Portland, Maine
1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire
1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet
1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s
1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here

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IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara

Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 That Hour of the Day, Fall Weather, Portland Maine
4:22 Freezing Temperatures, Air Frying Glizzies
8:10 Trevor’s Parents 37 Years Married, 2025 Corvettes, Going 190mph
17:03 Nipple Cream For Lips?
22:35 Bombing on Purpose, TikTok Sock Hack
27:46 Sessions on the Tour Bus
32:19 Speakeasies, Pirates Of the Caribbean Ride, Young Matt LeBlanc
39:08 Every Christmas Movie, Michael Buble
48:10 Addison Rae Diet Pepsi Song, Sabrina Carpenter Reposted Trevor
55:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Best Place and Worst Place to Hit On a Girl
1:00:19 Sock Talk - Cookbook With a Very Special Ingredient 
1:06:12 Justin Bieber Closing Door on Hailey Bieber
1:17:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Can’t Sleep Without My Childhood Teddy Bear

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IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara

Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards
5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024
17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs
27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms
44:38 Tipping Up Front
50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt?
56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics
1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR
1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew?
1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself
1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses
1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins 

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