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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news!
1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes
6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music
17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious
21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie
36:21 Too much crazy on the internet
39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing
42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety
48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast
53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating
59:55 Michael’s hatred for actors
1:05:34 Michael quitting corn
1:11:41 Asparagus
1:13:49 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys
1:17:19 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards
16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL
23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready
30:49 DoorDash
40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in
44:44 Michael calls his dad
56:22 How do we fix Hooters?
1:04:30 Lying about height
1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session
1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink
1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
35:51 What is happening with these planes?
41:03 Dates used to mean something
47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
51:35 Cocooning
55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son
16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean
25:54 College Football vs NFL
34:21 Trevor’s altercation
58:56 Old Drivers
1:01:31 Sweetgreen education,
1:05:41 Leaving the house
1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts
1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream
1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl
1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 British voices, Best spot in line
6:42 Casting
14:18 Size, All back door
20:17 The portable bidet, Making friends, First timers
28:16 Funny moments during a scene, Johnny S!ns
33:30 The 100 guy idea, Getting recognized
38:39 Start in corn, 50 guys for the rear, Smells
44:44 Good for the skin, The taste of it
49:17 The clean up process, Performers with autism and disabilities,
54:50 People in the DMs, 12 assistants, Crafty
58:20 Seconds, Not in the eye, Sponsors
1:03:35 On top, Flying in from Florida, Small talk
1:09:06 Finishing Lily Phillips
1:13:05 Huge shot, 9am - 11pm scene, Favorite position
1:17:37 Other world records, Voicemail to Trevor
1:19:49 Sock Talk - Pheromones, Craziest toys
1:24:23 Secret Sock Talk - Unknowingly watching my parents

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: SOLD OUT
San Antonio, TX: SOLD OUT
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Trevor’s Mom, Stepdad mid-life crisis, Lost on a milk carton
7:45 Funny non comedians, Selecting flowers, Siamese twins
19:40 Michael’s life changing decision
39:50 Internet temptations, C-men retention, No crank app
52:00 No crank stress relief, Michael’s tour date temptation
1:05:45 It’s only been 4 days
1:15:00 Steroids, Riley Reid, Fake numbers
1:21:49 Fan voicemail - Reverse Lily Phillips
1:26:53 Weird fan voicemail
1:29:06 Sock Talk - Bury me next to Victor Noir
1:35:07 Secret Sock Talk - Tasting your own stuff

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back
15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom
30:44 Urinals for your home
36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat
44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek
50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House
1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick
1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne
1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses
1:16:32 Joggers for cranking
1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea
1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff
1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced
8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires
30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated
34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To
46:37 1000 Guys
1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition
1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence
1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card
1:36:50 Hammered On the Job
1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI
1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Michael’s Mustache, Trevor’s Cat
6:22 Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner, 2025 Goals
16:04 Michael’s January 6th Anniversary, Reading, The FBI Top 10 List
28:15 Michael’s Spiritual Ceremony
34:06 No Hub in North Carolina
36:56 Michael’s New Years Trip, Trevor’s Miami New Years
53:05 10 Years in LA, Airport Food & Drink
56:31 Mr. Beast Proposal Video, High School Prom-posals
1:07:56 Consumer Electronic Show Products
1:16:53 Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, Beast Games
1:36:01 Sock Talk - I Give the Meanest Hickeys
1:38:48 Secret Sock Talk - Hotel Cuck Chair

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Public Restrooms
5:38 Employee Outfits, Skibidi Toilet
14:51 Toilet Seat Covers
17:05 The End of TikTok
29:43 Billionaire Agendas
33:27 Prenups
37:23 2025 Goals, Stopping to Smell the Roses, Allowing Yourself Rest
58:20 Forgot What a Woman Felt Like
1:03:12 Mistaken For an Author
1:06:31 Craziest Prenups
1:09:19 Sock Talk - Chik-fil-A Number 1 Date Spot For Men
1:15:27 Secret Sock Talk - My Boyfriend Was Sleeping With Pros During Our Situationship

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank, Self Criticism After Shows,
8:17 Guessing What The Nutcracker is About
18:30 Megan Fox Breaking Up With MGK, Clever Trevor and Silly Goose
20:23 Celebrity Crushes Growing Up,
22:28 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank Revisited
24:10 Mazda Drives Through Dealership Door
27:12 Red Bank New Jersey Girl Criticizes Boyfriend
35:51 She’s a 10 but She Hates Standup
40:58 Back on the Bus
42:57 Instagram Question From Fan: Who’d Be Top and Who’d Be Bottom?
45:59 Instagram Question From Fan: Most Random Compliment Ever Received?
48:51 Instagram Question From Fan: Dream Arena That You Would Want to Perform At?
49:58 Best Leftover Foods, Trying Something Different Off the Menu
54:14 Dream Place For a Session
1:00:14 Sock Talk - Texted a Photo of My Body, Girl Ghosted Me
1:04:52 Secret Sock Talk - I Woke Up to My Boyfriend Cranking

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