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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.

00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App
00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop
00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline
19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever
00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App
00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything
00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public
00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You
01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant
01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion
01:15:40 – Sock Talk
01:16:30 – Secret Sock

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast

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🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com


New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy.

Follow Matteo Lane:
Instagram: @matteolane
TikTok: @matteolane
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YouTube: Matteo Lane
Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com


Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast

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🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready!

1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE

09:52 - Tour Dates & AD

17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks

22:19 - AD

25:00 - Drake!!!

31:28 - AD

33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie

39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff

43:22 - AD

50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they?

01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES!

01:07:57 - AD

01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple

01:24:00 - BINGO!


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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode.

follow Brandon
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YouTube: Brandon Rogers
TikTok: @brandonbored


Thanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name
2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people
14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down
16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats
18:00 - Timothy Chalamet
20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie
30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE
36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 
47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny
01:00:00 - Learning how to drive
01:08: 14 - AD
01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks
01:13:22 - Sock Talk
01:17:41 - Secret Sock


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The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast

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ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast

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Manscaped – manscaped.com
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Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man

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Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off
Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF


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This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.  


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast

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