"Sex and the Widow"

And just like that, how did Carrie take 3 months to fix her hip, a year to write a book, and Miranda only send that DM to Che 3 months ago?? Did the writers do a lot of weed or something? Lilian and Ethan have a lot of questions and as per usual, no answers! Oh, and Charlotte plays tennis in this episode as well. 

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"Diwali"

And just like that, Carrie discovers Diwali for the first time apparently? Woo-y what an episode! Miranda is masturbating and drinking sparkly juices, Carrie listens to a beeping sound, and Charlotte accurately yells "You're not progressive enough for this". That's right it's time to discuss another episode of the hit drama "And Just Like That". Love it or hate it - you can disagree but you can't leave!

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"Tragically Hip"

And just like that, Miranda defeated alcoholism. With an episode filled with tequila, gin, and "champagne, we have to get more champagne!", maybe Miranda does have a problem after all. Luckily after drunk ordering a self-help book and having sex with Carrie's boss, she seems back on track. Special guest Chris Tse joins us to talk Rock's coming out TikTok, Charlotte's burpees routine, and Carrie's messed up skeleton. 

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"Some of My Best Friends"

And just like that, Charlotte's racist, surprise surprise. Special guest Malorie Cunningham (Sketchy History, Southern Comfort) joins us to talk about Caroline's bodega skirt, Charlotte's search for "non-vanilla" friends, and Harry shouting "Michelle Obama" every 5 minutes. We get the first spotting of Seema, and finally, the answer to the question: what was Big's favorite piece of glass?

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"When In Rome..."

And just like that, the most hilarious event of the year, nay, century: Che Diaz Live at This is a Comedy Concert. Were there any jokes? No. Do we understand what a comedy concert is now? Double no. Get three little Tito's bottles ready for this one because we are doing a deep dive into this comedy concert - or TED Talk - or perhaps, cult leader speech. Oh, and Natasha's in this episode too. 

Bonus points if you can guess who had Covid during the recording of this episode: Lilian or Ethan?

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"Hello It's Me"

And just like that, we're back babyyyyy, and so are 3 out of 4 of our girls!! Miranda's an alcoholic, Steve's too old to hear, Charlotte needs everyone to go to Lilly's piano recital, and Carrie never learned how to call 911. Strap out your Manolo Blahniks, your Peleton shoes, or your Woke Moment button because we are talking all things Sex and the City reboot. Will there be a pop quiz? Well, there was going to be, but Miranda said something racist at the top of class so not anymore!

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"Little Black Dress"

And just like that, 86 Big, 86 Chris Noth's career. How lucky were we to do deals with Big? It feels like not lucky at all. John James Preston is dead and now we, the podcast hosts, have to make his very boring funeral funny. This episode has everything: a woman who only likes to be called "Big's Secretary", old characters we don't remember, Che Diaz getting high with a child, and Brady banging so hard that even Steve can hear it. Later that night I got to wondering, maybe this reboot wasn't such a great idea after all? 

Comedians and people who will watch tv with us, Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi), join us to answer the question on only Steve's mind "what was he even doing on that bike? He had a HEART CONDITION!".

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"Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!"

Hello, you! Strap on your scrappy, strappy sandals because jealousy is in the bedroom with racism, transphobia, and impotence, and it's getting hot-hot-hot! That's right--It's summer in the City and our favorite boyfriends Big, Aidan, Scout, and Steve join the sexcapades to tie up some loose ends with those strings that never got attached for this iconic season three finale. 

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"What Goes Around Comes Around"

Boy, things are really tough for Carrie. Najinsky gives her the stink eye and a scoundrel robs her of her Manolo Blahniks! As if single women didn't have enough to worry about! I sure hope she doesn't do anything crazy like stalk her ex-boyfriend's ex-wife. But that's just the tip of the sexburg. Samantha meets a virgin (*gasp*), Charlotte kisses the gardener, and Miranda meets a hunk with a badge. The lovely and charming Sydney Holmes (@allthingsconsydered) joins us for the penultimate episode of season 3!

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What's sexier than a five-minute recap? Three five-minute recaps? That's pretty sexy, but I think we found something even sexier. That's right--we've combined the next three five-minute recaps into one super-sized 15 minute (more like 20 minute) combination. So sit back and relax because it's time for some eargasms.

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"Escape from New York"

The Hustler store, the Hustler store, the grandmother way to the Hustler store! 

This is the episode we've been waiting for. The one and only Matthew McConaughey drives his Lincoln straight through our hearts and right into our dreams as he mansplains Sex and the City to Carrie Bradshaw. That's right, the ladies have made it to Los Angeles to party with pornstars and turn down multi-million dollar movie deals. One of our favorite, very funny couples Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi) of the PIT's Pilots (@pilots_season) grace us once again with their hot takes and sexy sexitudes.

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