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📚 Dive into the side-splitting pages of the comedic horror science fiction novella, as Captain Commander takes on a formidable enemy lurking in the vastness of space—the Space Spiders! But be warned: these eight-legged extraterrestrial arachnids aren't your ordinary creepy crawlies. They're from SPACE!

🎵 Immerse yourself in the incredible world of Captain Commander with our exclusive theme song, “Something on the Outside.”. Let the catchy tunes get your feet tapping as you embark on a journey through galaxies, fighting the silliest yet spookiest foes imaginable. It's an earworm you won't be able to shake!

With our multimedia Mega Awesome Space bundle, you'll get the complete package! Snuggle up with the eBook version on your favorite device, or feel the weight of the adventure in your hands with the paperback edition. And for those who love the nostalgic charm of radio plays, our audiobook will transport you to the heart of the action with gripping sound effects and talented voice actors.

🕷️ These Space Spiders are not for the faint of heart. Get ready for unexpected twists, uproarious laughter, and spine-tingling suspense. Captain Commander and his quirky crew will have you simultaneously shrieking with fright and roaring with laughter. It's a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss!

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I hope you enjoy this sneak peek of Mungwort Chapter 1—The Hard Kind

Interested in reading the full novel? I released it TODAY!

Buy it HERE.

Here is the link to Story Bones.

Aaaand here's the link to Lilith.

Aaaand here's the link the The Fredericksburg Independent Book Festival.

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This week's episode of Mad Tales is an interview with Brian Vee from Why We Work. It's not a short story or novel chapter but rather a discussion about all the jobs I've had, from yogurt slinger at TCBY (in the 80s!) all the way up to teaching and beyond, including the music, writing, audio, and (now) film projects I do.

Enjoy!

Round two of the Lilith Fundraising has just begun, and we're already up 20% since I recorded the introduction yesterday! We have tshirts, hoodies, masks, coffee mugs, onesies, all kinds of cool stuff featuring the "Just Drink The Tea, Dear" design HERE.

Buy some sweet merch HERE.

If you just want to donate, you can do so HERE.

Support Mad Tales on Patreon!

Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!

JN
www.jamesnoll.net

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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Detective Wheeler might have survived the tecuani attack, but now she has to withstand The Widow Mrs. Feldman's "cure." It's a toss up as to which is worse.

Click HERE to visit the Lilith IMDB page.

Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL Lilith merch HERE.

Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE.)

Support Mad Tales on Patreon!

Check out the group book promotion I'm on: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections).

Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!

JN
www.jamesnoll.net

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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Our Boy is given his mission: to find out if one of BG's lieutenants, a goon named Zoot, is aiding and abetting the enemy. But first he has to survive Golgotha.

Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE.)

I have a big announcement to make regarding the Lilith movie, but I can't do it until NEXT WEEK. It's really cool, though, so make sure you tune in to next week's episode.

Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL Lilith merch HERE.

Support Mad Tales on Patreon!

Check out the group book promotion I'm on: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections).

Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!

JN
www.jamesnoll.net

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AAARGH! Show notes won't allow images. Oh, well. HERE is the link to the group promotion I told you about: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections).

This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Meet Kathrine Wheeler, detective, cancer survivor, and raging alcoholic. Unfortunately, she just received news that her cancer came back, so she figures she might as well relapse in more ways than one, and hit the bar under her apartment. After getting thrown out for fighting, she has a little run-in with a tecuani, a nasty piece of work with inches long talons and a stinger for a tongue. In her own words: she's having a shit day.

Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE.

Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL Lilith merch HERE.

Support Mad Tales on Patreon!

Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!

JN
www.jamesnoll.net

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[HEY EVERYONE. THE ISSUE WITH THE AUDIO AT 32.37 HAS BEEN FIXED! THANKS FOR DEALING WITH THE SCREW UP]

Welcome to the first two chapters of The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake! The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake is the first book in the Bonesaw series. HERE'S THE LINK to the book if you're interested in checking it out.

Episode links:

To support Lilith, go HERE.
To support me on Patreon, go HERE.
To check out Chip Warren's pages, go HERE and HERE.
To learn more about Elisabeth White, who is directing Lilith, go HERE or go to http://elisabethwhite.com/
To learn more about Peter Lugo, the Director of Photography for Lilith, go HERE or go to http://www.rooandkanga.com/
Y finally, to pre-order Blood & Gold, the sequel to The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake, go HERE.

Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!

JN
www.jamesnoll.net

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Hi everybody! Thank you for your interest in Blood & Gold and in supporting the Lilith movie. Here are the links I mentioned in the podcast:

To sign up to be a beta reader for Blood & Gold email me HERE or at [email protected].

To support the Lilith Indiegogo Campaign, click HERE or go to https://igg.me/at/lilithmovie

To read a free copy of the Lilith script and learn more about the project, click HERE or go to https://www.lilithfilm.com

To learn more about Elisabeth White, who is directing Lilith, click HERE or go to http://elisabethwhite.com/

To learn more about Peter Lugo, the Director of Photography for Lilith, click HERE or go to http://www.rooandkanga.com/

For more books, audiobooks, and music written and produced by James Noll, click HERE or go to www.jamesnoll.net.

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Chavez is a survivor. He survived the zombie apocalypse. He survived watching his new girlfriend die when the camp they lived in was overrun. But can he survive Grossman?

"The Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead" is the sequel to "The Neighborhood Is Really Going to the Dead," which was aired May 28, 2019. Here's the link!

"The Neighborhood is Really Going to the Dead" is one of the short stories in my first collection, A Knife in the Back: Seven Tales of Murder and Madness and Raleigh's Prep, a novel.

AND  A Knife in the Back: Seven Tales of Murder and Madness, and Raleigh's Prep, a novel is the first book in the Mad Tales trilogy. Book two is You Will Be Safe Here, Four Tales of Monsters and Mayhem and Tracker's Travail, a novel, and book three is Burn All The Bodies, Five Tales of Violence and Vengeance and Topher's Ton, a novel. 

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Milo hates school. He hates everything about it. The stupid work. The stupid teachers. The stupid students. All he wants to do is draw. Jennifer Reed, specifically, the smartest, most popular, most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. He loves her so much he makes her the main character in his comic book series: Holly Huntress, Warrior Woman of the Galaxy, which features a scantily clad Holly running around in space losing items of clothing, sometimes one piece at a time, sometimes all at once, while fighting aliens. He is currently on volume three. 

One day, while skipping class to work on his latest volume of Holly Huntress, Warrior Woman of the galaxy, a cat bites Milo, transporting him to a horrifying desert realm. There are terrors everywhere he turns, and each time he dies, he wakes up in the same place and faces the same terrors, over and over again.

Milo decides that he must find a way back to his own universe or spend eternity dying one terrible death after another.

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A monster terrorizes an isolated village in the mountains of Eastern Europe, draining the blood from its victims, leaving them frozen in the snow. The villagers hunt wolves, decapitate “vampires,” but the murders continue.

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