• 1 hour 14 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode Bonus: PAX East 2026

    Baaulp, Scorpy, and Mike ran around Boston doing all sorts of wacky and fun stuff because they were in town for PAX East 2026. Baaulp cheated by living in the city already but whatever. We did a panel and met with fans and ate cannolis. This bonus episode is a debrief of what we can remember, which in actuality might not be much.

    7 May 2026, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 40 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #77: Heaven Or Hell

    Paging Dr. Log, paging Dr. Log, we have some very sick individuals in this episode who need your help. They're growing all kinds of new facial hair and saying all sorts of stupid crap. They're even relapsing into talking about drinks again. They're getting so ill that they think they're becoming more philosophical, but we know that can't be true.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    28 April 2026, 12:25 am
  • 2 hours 3 seconds
    Where Do We Begin Episode #76: Masters Of Industry

    In this episode, several genius level ideas are presented to us to see if they can hold up to the scrutiny that comes from years of experience. Will us, the masters of industry, approve? Or will we tear these ideas apart with vicious mockery. We also recommend some albums that we like and sing a lil bit cause we're just so cool and chill like that.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    26 March 2026, 9:13 am
  • 1 hour 50 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #75: 1 vs 1 Million

    Last month was the month of Valentine's day, which means that it was the sexy month. But what if you don't have anyone to be sexy with? Well then you'll just have to do all sorts of weird stuff like handstands and buying boxes of pasta. We're just as confused as you are.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    11 March 2026, 4:28 am
  • 2 hours 9 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #74: Tang Dynasty Hotdog

    These foul merchants, their foodstuffs have been poisoned. Thankfully, I know just the website to go to and warn everyone about what I ate. I hope that in 1500, years a bunch of guys don't look at it and laugh at my misfortunes. 

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    22 January 2026, 10:55 am
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #73: King Midas vs Xmas

    Is King Midas stronger than Santa Clause? Who would win in a battle between the heat miser and snow miser? We'll never know because I think we're the only people dumb enough to ask this, and on Christmas of all days too.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    24 December 2025, 11:02 am
  • 1 hour 47 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #72: Podcast Theory For Everything

    Apologies that this episode came out a month late, but better late then never. Try to imagine listening to this on thanksgiving day instead. Since that way it would make more sense and be more topical to listen to use speak about what we're thankful for this year. Also we come up with a theory for everything, not to brag.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    24 December 2025, 10:59 am
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #71: Silent Smooth

    Sit tight and brace yourselves, because in this episode Trog leads us into a realm of true terror. See what the people of reddit have to say of their nightmare experiences, as well as some of our own. Also we talk more about Jimmy Neutron for some goddam reason. If we talk about show for one more episode please slap us.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    22 October 2025, 9:08 am
  • 2 hours 2 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #70: These Are Your Confessions

    You listeners have sinned, which is good! We are glad you have sinned, otherwise we wouldn't have had anything to talk about this episode. We put out a call for people to send in things they wanted to confess to us, seeing as we're such arbiters of morality. What nasty, sordid, and weird confessions do people have to share with us? All will be absolved, sorta.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    10 October 2025, 12:16 am
  • 1 hour 50 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #69: Alien Chef Who Can Do Anything

    Let's get psychomalogical here; when you close your eyes, what color do you think this podcast is? Now think about your favorite breakfast cereal, what color is that? No not what color it actually is, what color do you think it is. This episode is all about looking into yourself. The mind and your id or whatever. You're going to come out of this knowing so much more about yourself, like if you'd rather live with an italian man or an alien.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    8 September 2025, 12:11 am
  • 1 hour 53 minutes
    Where Do We Begin Episode #68: Seventy Days Only Slushee

    Oh my god guys, we just recorded the best podcast episode ever. This one is going to be genuinely so good cause of all the wonderful ideas that we have. Good video game ideas, good food safety ideas, and even good ideas on how to change the world. We will even go out and find the most amazing people in the woods.

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    Music By Justin Wabs

    12 August 2025, 4:08 am
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