- 1 hour 37 secondsInterviews with yer ever-lovin' Crew: Tim and Chrisi
More 9ers because let's face it: little in life is as satisfying as someone else's world spiraling utterly out of control as they get deeper and deeper into a festering bog-swamp of bad decisions and regret.
Tim has an excuse -- it was hard to see at the beginning how truly ridiculous this train wreck was going to be. Chrisi joined up after it was abundantly clear that was a bad idea. We can only attribute it to pie-eyed optimism.
Anyway, listen up as Tim Sherburn (Colin and Emily) and Chrisi Talyn Saje (Julie) attempt to explain how they got entangled in all this nonsense.
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2 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 2 minutesInterviews with yer ever-lovin' Crew: David and Bonnie
Well, I'd say the fun never ends with this crew, but in truth, empires have risen, fallen, risen again, fallen again, and risen a third time to cries of "good god, will you just stay dead" and we're all still waiting for the fun to START. But these two are modestly entertaining, if you're feeling relaxed, have some good wine, and have recently been on the sharpish end of an icepick to the brain.
Just... listen. What else are you going to do? It's not like you have pressing business to attend to, now is it?
It's Sarah Golding, chatting with David S. Dear (and Dr. Theo Bromae ((*swoon*)) and Tiberius) and Bonnie Brantley (and FORMER Captain Jessie, Donna, and Lady Nibblebiscuit.
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1 May 2026, 7:00 am - 51 minutes 8 secondsInterviews with yer ever-lovin' Crew: Eric and Shannon
Who doesn't want to spend more time being utterly confused by the Idiots of Oz 9?
Don't answer that. PUT YOUR HAND DOWN.
Sarah Golding, who has zero time left in her busy days, couldn't resist adding one more spicy meatball to her heaping plate and decided to interview the cast and characters of Oz 9, in no particular order.
First up: the Perry siblings — Eric Perry, plus his alter egos of Joe (JESUS!), Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, and Howard. Then Shannon Perry —accompanied as ever by the cough-syrup-induced twin hallucinations of Olivia and Captain Madeline.
Enjoy. Ish.
NOTE: Interested in the game Shannon mentioned? Get more information here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/169549125/xorakus.
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12 April 2026, 11:00 am - 35 minutes 58 secondsepisode one hundred & twenty: That volcano outside Hveragerði
We assume our title will send tens of you dashing to Google Translate or similar to check Joe's [Jesus!] pronunciation, so spoiler alert, he's spot on. Or not. Apologies to Icelanders.
So.... 120's out. That's a thing we finally did. With it, season six concludes and begins its long trudge toward inevitable oblivion. But with goats, so it's not so bad.
Stay tuned for a special announcement at the end, and no, I'm not going to tell you here or even give you a hint. LISTEN TO THE SHOW. That's why we made it. Sheesh!
I will give you one spoiler, though: the volcano is a red herring. For now.
You've been listening to:
- Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr Southers.
- Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
- Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
- Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
- All the Space Monkeys in our Discord for providing the yodeling goats
- David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
- Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
- Pete Barry as Bob and Me
- Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
- Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
- Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
- June Clark Eubanks as herself
- Aaron Clark as himself
- Lee Shackleford as himself
- Richard Cowen as himself
- Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
- And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Until... I dunno, late springish? Early summerish? Keep your eyes on the stars and it's pronounced phal-OM-eter.
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15 February 2026, 12:00 pm - 3 minutesCheck out Hard Drive!
Hey, no one can accuse this crew of good taste in food, decoration, home furnishings, friends, leisure pursuits, career choices....
You get my point.
But there is one thing we know REALLY well, and that's good entertainment, particularly good science fiction. So trust us when we say, LISTEN TO THIS TRAILER.
Voyage Media, who brought us Sanctuary, are at it again with Hard Drive, a story about inheriting someone's memories - and what happens when memories of your grandpa "courting" grandma aren't the most horrifying things in there.
Priah Ferguson (Stranger Things) stars in this thriller about global population control conspiracies, digital memories, family, and Doing the Right Thing. Brought to you by the Neese twins, producers of Netflix's Umbrella Academy.
Enjoy the trailer, then check out Hard Drive wherever you get your podcasts!
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27 January 2026, 4:00 pm - 29 minutes 11 secondsepisode one hundred & nineteen: Chain-smoking nut-bag bum-pouch
NOTE: follow us on Bluesky (@oz9podcast.bsky.social) or join our Discord channel (https://discord.gg/4zXBRxH) for updates on our End of Season Six Live Listen!
Right, don't tell your parents we suggested this, but we kinda think the title of this episode would make a hell of a Halloween costume....
Ahem.
The away ship is basically nestled in the Oz 9's armpit, the ship's assassin is expiring faster than yesterday's dairy-based leftovers on the back seat of a hot car, the crew have to figure out how to hijack their own ship without weapons, strategy, or sufficient intellect to stay out of a silk tunnel when wearing pointy shoes, and it's TUESDAY.
Also, that's the last time I let Cpt. Jessie write the show notes.
Just listen. You'll figure it out.
You’ve been listening to:
- Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, Donna, and Lady Nibble-Biscuit
- Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
- Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
- Pete Barry as Bob and the Bartender
- David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
- Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, and Howard
- Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
- Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
- Michaela Gourley as the little girl
- Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield and
- Mark Restuccia as C4 from Best in Galaxy
- Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
- And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Until next time, Space Monkeys, maybe stock up on some extra gravity. You know, just in case....
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28 October 2025, 11:00 am - 30 minutes 28 secondsepisode one hundred & eighteen: Easy, M Night Shamalamadingdong
Hello? <tap tap> Anybody out there?
Oh, yeah, hey. It's been a minute. Soooooooo... where were we?
<deep breath> Right. When last we left our crew, they had managed to make it on the Maggies II and III and blast off from Planet Bob. Just barely before Planet Bob sort of ... blasted. Now that word feels funny. Blasted.
Question is, did the ships and their contents survive the explosion? Well, considering this episode is, what, 26 minutes long, I'm gonna go with "probably," or this is gonna be a hella awkward silence.
If Nattertop and Phil, the spiders aboard Maggie II and III respectively, survived, they certainly have their work cut out for them. Assuming, of course, the spiders plan to heal the crew ...
You've been listening to:
- Pete Barry as Bob
- Tim Sherburn as Colin
- Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
- David S Dear as Tiberius and Dr. Theo Bromae
- Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, and Joe
- Kevin Hall as Greg
- Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
- Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
- Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
- Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
- Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and
- Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Until next time, Space Monkeys, don't forget to stop and smell a flower or two. But keep your fists up — you never know when those little bastards might go for your throat.
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9 October 2025, 6:54 pm - 25 minutes 50 secondsepisode one hundred & seventeen: New respect for gerbils
Yes, you read that title correctly. We have a profound respect for gerbils up here and won't hear a word against them. If you take issue with that, or indeed with Rodentia in general, well, we would remind you that the characteristic that defines Rodentia is a "single pair of continuously growing incisors in each of the upper and lower jaws,"* so let THAT keep you awake at night.
And that podcast you heard at the top of the show? Mission: Rejected. Make sure you check it out and give it five stars and all that good stuff.
You’ve been listening to:
- Pete Barry as Bob
- Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
- Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
- David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
- Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, Joe, and Howard
- Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
- Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
- Sarah Golding is Mrs Sheffield
- Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
- Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
*OK, fine, it's from Wikipedia, we were in a hurry.
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26 August 2025, 9:02 pm - 24 minutes 28 secondsepisode one hundred & sixteen: No narration after meanwhile
Look, when your life is in the hands of someone who only recently gave up huffing glue, you keep your will updated and hope for the best.
Such is the situation our four guests find themselves in, but hey, they agreed to be part of this season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Off This Toxic Planet, so on their own heads be it, really.
Dr Theo (swoon) has sabotaged their escape "plan" for purposes that are hazy at best and really f*&king stupid at worst, and now the crew are stuck on a planet that's trying its celestial best to kill them.
Will they survive? More importantly, will IaCGMOTTP be renewed for another season? Until next time, Space Monkeys, go get some sun. Really, you're looking a little peaky.
Thanks as ever to the wonderful Mission: Rejected podcast for lending us their voices and talent and not immediately sending us a Cease & Desist order after reflecting upon their choices. (They recently did a live show — you can see the hilarious video here: https://youtu.be/KpGsFitlbS4?si=CGOg7_CIsKj2LRRo.)
You’ve been listening to:
- Emmet Dowgin as the Director’s Assistant
- Pete Barry as Bob
- Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
- Caden Dowgin as the Director.
- Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
- David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
- Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
- John Dowgin as Gritz
- Eric Perry as Howard, Mr Southers, and Joe
- Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
- Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
- Faith Dowgin as Mivv
- Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
- Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
- J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
- Bob Killian as Zblatt.
- Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
- And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fable and folly dot com and support our sponsors.
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10 August 2025, 2:34 pm - 30 minutes 22 secondsOz 9 recommends: Who the F**k Killed My Sister
Y'all. Y'ALL.
Ok, we've given you no reason to respect our judgment, but we're not wrong on this one. Sure, OK, we were wrong about the forniculator — yeah, that's not a thing — but we're right about this. You are going to LOVE this show.
WTFKMS is super-smart, funny, and moves faster than Olivia making fun of Madeline's math skills. Give the episode here a listen, then trot on over to your podcatcher of choice to binge all eight eps.
Do remember, please, to subscribe, rate, review, and share. It's a nice wee gift for the creators. :)
Find it here: whothefkilled.com
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3 August 2025, 11:00 am - 25 minutes 10 secondsepisode one hundred & fifteen: Are you...twerking?
Stuck on Planet Bob where pretty much everything is awful all the time, the crew is freezing and desperate for a safe place to ... well, to screw up, if their past is any indication. Huddled for warmth, buffeted by high winds, they suddenly hear the faint sounds of laughter and applause. Because of course they do.
You've been listening to:
- Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
- Introducing Caden Dowgin as the Director
- Introducing Emmet Dowgin as the Assistant Director
- Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
- David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
- Kevin Hall as Greg
- Introducing John Dowgin as Gritz
- Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
- Introducing Faith Dowgin as Mivv
- Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
- Introducing J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
- Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
- Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
- Introducing Bob Killian as Zblatt
- Kyle Jones as Narrator Two
- Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Our thanks and a hearty recommendation to listen to https://www.missionrejected.com/https://www.missionrejected.com/, an extremely funny podcast about the guys who get the mission when the first guy rejects it.
Until next time, Space Monkeys, yes, you probably ought to get that thing looked at.
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