We’ve got stupidity, sociopathy, TikTok fame hunger, forged insurance papers, designer handbags, mouldy weed plants, and the most bungled murder plot since Cain and Abel discovered DIY.

Lucy and Oliver the Bonnie & Clyde for people who can’t read instructions decide they want to be rich and famous and not work and not be held accountable for the death of that lad Oliver killed in a drink-driving crash. So they reinvest, rebrand, and re-delude themselves into a PPE empire, a nightclub in the Bahamas, and a plan to get a half-million dollars from a cocaine kingpin without ever paying him back.

Enter: Tyler and Jordan the coke-dealing entrepreneur and his pregnant girlfriend who should have been their business allies… except Lucy had a better plan, which was: kill them for their money and somehow get away with it through the power of vibes.

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This week on The Creep Dive, the girls wade into absolute pandemonium: the Rebel Wilson whistle-blower saga (is it justice, retaliation, or just Hollywood being Hollywood?), the Slender Man stabbing escape update, the Epstein-Trump chaos and the wild Oval Office behaviour that has everyone questioning reality. It's conspiracies, lawsuits, teenage horror, political meltdown and a splash of celebrity beige-washing.

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It’s a mini-episode this week Cassie is away being a good granddaughter, so it’s just Jen and Sophie holding the fort.

We’ve got:

• The Man Who Stole a Bus because he simply couldn’t be arsed anymore
• A brief but devastating update on the Louvre “hot art thieves”
• And a dip into the unhinged spiritual swamp that is Steven Seagal.

Small episode, big chaos.

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In this episode of The Creep Dive, hosts Cassie, Jen, and Sophie explore bizarre and creepy news stories, including a man stealing half-used perfume bottles and a breathwork technician who left a mess in hotel bathrooms. The conversation then shifts to a shocking TikTok scandal involving a woman who faked her pregnancy and the existence of her baby, leading to a chaotic unraveling of her deception. The hosts discuss the implications of such bizarre behavior and the societal fascination with these strange tales. In this episode, the conversation delves into the fascinating and bizarre stories surrounding the Tesco Club Card scam and a harrowing aviation incident involving a crocodile. The discussion highlights the audacity of Frank Refoli, who blackmailed Tesco into launching their loyalty card system, and the chaotic events of a flight that ended in tragedy due to a crocodile on board. The episode also touches on various unusual animal incidents in aviation history, showcasing the unpredictable nature of both human and animal behavior.

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This week on The Creep Dive, the girls unbox pure horror: ghost letters, tree-stuffed murderers, and a Florida man who took “eat your feelings” to a whole new level.

Jen leads us through The Ghost Post of Irene Violet Munro, the Brighton woman getting century-old mail from a murdered girl’s mother. Cassie brings the leaf-hoarding lunatic Matthew Hoffman — the kidnapper who filled his house with 110 bags of autumn leaves and bodies. Sophie wraps things up with the Florida man who spite-cooked his own peacocks.

It’s domestic chaos, ghosts with stamps, and crimes most foul.

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Charlie Kirk’s assassination gets the full Creep Dive autopsy: Candace Owens’ spirals, the Snake Eyes coincidences that feel scripted, and the head-wreck of the “no exit wound” chat. Plus: Everest show-offs, a Scottish forest cult… and the interstellar oddball 3I/ATLAS — the comet with weird chemistry and a whiff of “is it a probe?” energy. It’s messy, mad, and very us.

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A little decapitation, a little hacking, a lot of Aldi. This week, Jen brings the gripping and completely deranged true story of the 1971 Aldi Kidnapping featuring one billionaire in a carpet burrito, seven imaginary accomplices, and the German tax office saying “absolutely not.” Then takes us through the tragic and shocking tale of Jonathan James, the teenage hacker who broke into NASA and the Pentagon before being hounded by the FBI.

We wraps things up with a chilly delight: the real-life Frozen Grandad of Colorado who’s been lying on a bed of dry ice for 30 years and the town that built a festival around his freezer coffin.

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This week on The Creep Dive, we bring you the incredible true story of an Irish woman who clawed her way out of her own grave and calmly walked home, a man whose dramatic kidnapping turned out to be nothing more than an elaborate excuse for a solo bender, and the horrifying case of a teenage girl who survived a brutal attack where both of her arms were hacked off and went on to face her attacker in court. We also unravel the psychological nightmare of Derren Brown’s most disturbing TV experiment, where he convinced a man the world had ended.

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AI-induced psychosis. DIY castration surgeons. And a Florida couple flogging golden tickets to heaven. It’s a buffet of madness this week on The Creep Dive, as Jen, Sophie and Cassie spiral through strange science, online obsession, and some truly unhinged crimes. Also: octopuses are forming societies, and we are officially terrified.

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This week on The Creep Dive, Jen goes fully intergalactic spiral as she uncovers the extremely unsettling fact that black holes are making noises and not just weird cosmic static, but literal sound waves that AI has now decoded.

NASA picked up a low, eerie moan coming from the Perseus cluster. Totally normal black hole behaviour? Apparently, yes. But when researchers turned their attention to Sagittarius A* the one at the centre of our galaxy it got real weird. Because not only is it spinning almost as fast as physically possible… it’s also spinning directly at us. Like it knows we’re watching.

Add in some machine-learned harmonics, error-correcting code embedded in the laws of physics, and a general feeling that the universe might actually be a highly efficient rendered lie, and suddenly Simulation Theory isn’t just something Elon Musk says to make dinner parties worse.

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This week on The Creep Dive, it's a buffet of the bizarre: severed toes in ritual boxes, piglets with faces, and the return of the man who shagged a seagull. Jen relives her worm trauma, Cassie makes a public service announcement for maggot fans, and Sophie shares the story of the woman who took a metal-core butt plug into an MRI machine... with disastrous results. We’ve got baby pigs washing up in the Philippines with faces, lobsters in Air Max, skeletons in wetsuits, and a skipping cat man terrorizing a UK beach town. Plus: a feel-good Aussie lotto tale with an actual twist ending that’ll have you questioning the laws of luck.

All that, and lots (and lots) of bum talk.

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