- 49 minutes 57 secondsMoosielogues: John's Continued Existential Nightmare | Candy Epilogue 5 Pt 1
What if you decided to kidnap a child just to feel something? Make your wife even a little upset with you? And also because that child's mother is an abusive xenophobic fascist and no one seems inclined to do anything about it?
What if your ecto-sister did such a bad job at polyarmory, the thought never crossed you or your wife's minds that you both could date your totally not girlfriends guilt-free?
What if nothing is real?
What if the hosts once again talked too much and had to split the episode into two parts?
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Hire Domi to edit and produce your podcast!7 May 2026, 8:13 am - 7 minutes 52 secondsHappy 4/13! Yeah, uh, there was some more bullshit.
This is like double not the planned episode I had for today, but shit certainly do happen in this fandom!
Source for what's going on.
Homestuck.net Mirror
Sarah Z's Homestuck Sent Me A Legal Threat, And Then It Got Worse
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Homestuck FanAuthor Coalition Zine
Audition for the podfic for It Takes Two (and Two More) by Laurasauras!
My list of recommended fanworks (still being edited and added to (oh shit I really need to update this lol))
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Hire Domi to edit and produce your podcast!13 April 2026, 11:17 pm - 1 hour 30 minutesMoosielogues: The Time of Cursed Relationships | Candy Epilogue 4
Time for some weird relationship nonsense and time skips we only get a little confused by! The John unreality begins and Jake continues to have a very bad time.
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Hire Domi to edit and produce your podcast!12 March 2026, 5:09 am - 55 minutes 2 secondsMoosielogues: We got to That Part of Candy | Candy Epilogues 2 and 3 Pt 2
Time to wrap up discussing Candy Epilogues Two and Three and the extremely poor handling of suicide within them. It's another heavy episode, to say the least!
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I still have that bonus episode I need to get out (especially now that the game jam I was participating in is done), and we also have a different break from the Epilogues planned as well.
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Hire Domi to edit and produce your podcast!5 February 2026, 8:31 am - 56 minutes 15 secondsMoosielogues: We got to That Part of Candy | Candy Epilogues 2 and 3 Pt 1
Moosie and Jax read Candy Epilogues Two and Three and do not have a very fun time! This episode ended up getting split into two because we (aka primarily Jax) kinda went off even more than usual. I hope any Epilogue enjoyers listening will at least understand where we're coming from and not think that we're just hating to hate!
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I'm going to try to get a bonus episode out before part two of this so you have something more fun between these two heavier episodes, both for Epilogue enjoyers and those who would really like to hear about something besides the Epilogues lol
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Hire Domi to edit and produce your podcast!8 January 2026, 7:00 am - 34 minutes 39 secondsMoosielogues: The Missing Scenes | Meat Epilogue 2
Time to read Meat Epilogue 2! Ever wonder what happened after Vriska opened the juju? Or have you wanted to see the Masterpiece in action, not just as a glorious claymation?
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It just might be time to get those answers!
Maybe.
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Hire Domi to edit and produce your podcast!4 December 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 26 minutesMoosielogues: wE bEeN bItCh AsS nAuGhTy MoThErFuCkErS | Meat and Candy Epilogues 1
Time to read the Epilogues simultaneously until Moosie decides on a route! This time we finish the first Epilogue for Meat and Candy.
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E1306 November 2025, 2:45 pm - 1 hour 13 minutesMoosielogues: An Offramp | Hometuck Epilogues Prologue
Time to start the Epilogues! Which path should Moosie choose?
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Hire Domi to edit and produce your podcast!2 October 2025, 3:10 am - 1 hour 28 minutesThe Moosestuck Retrospective
Now that Homestuck's done, how is Moosie feeling about the comic as a whole?
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E12811 September 2025, 6:00 am - 22 minutes 11 secondsThe Unofficial Homestuck Collection and the State of the Podcast
Something's rotten in the state of Homestuck, same as it ever was.
I also end up talking about clown gender for way too long.
If you don't want to listen to the episode to hear the podcast changes: We will not be reading Problem Sleuth, we will not be doing anything that requires giving money to Homestuck (the entity), and episodes will switch to monthly releases.
This script was finished and recorded on August 23rd, 2025, so sorry if there has been more relevant info to come out since then that's not addressed.Gio's articles:
The Unofficial Homestuck Collection Takedown
The Homestuck Union Was Always Fake
The Hiveswap Fiasco (the first article of several)
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A summary of the UHC Takedown article
Sarah Z's Homestuck Sent Me A Legal Threat, And Then It Got Worse
The Polygon interview with Hussie
The 2018 origin of clowngender unrelated to Hussie
Hussie's instagram
Resources:
Homestuck.net's guide to reading Homestuck, including how to use the UHC
My list of recommended fanworks (still being edited and added to)
Click here to view the episode transcript.
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E127- (00:01) - Intro
- (00:46) - Wait, what's going on?
- (02:01) - Context, context, context
- (03:25) - The Article
- (06:41) - Okay, lemme explain clowngender
- (12:46) - Back to the Point About Pronouns
- (13:37) - Final Thoughts
- (18:26) - Podcast Plans
28 August 2025, 6:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesMoosestuck: The Homestuck Finale | Pages 7936 - End!
This is it! The end of Homestuck! It truly was a wild few years of reading through this comic again with Moosie, and I hope you enjoyed listening along! Since we delayed our recording for the wrap up episode, you still have time to submit any questions you might have for Moosie in the comments (if available where you're listening), or to one of the socials listed below.
Here is the link to Gio's article about the state of the Unofficial Homestuck Collection, in case you wanted to read it and haven't already. As I said at the top, I'll be talking about it a little more next episode, as well as the plans for the podcast going forward.
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