A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer
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Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile.
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The scariest thing about a prop should not be the price tag.
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FLATULENCE ALLOWED AND SELECTIVE HEARING ONLY
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It's not even Xandy's birthday today.
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Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035!
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When you're done listening to this episode, could you bring our mom some nacho cheese?
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"Prepare for rude surprises!" We're having a topsy-turvy week over here at Sandmonster HQ so please enjoy one of our favorite live shows - Washington, DC! (Full video version on Patreon!)
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Happy Good Friday! We're gonna kick you right in the ass.
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"I know this isn't a forum to defend ourselves..." proceed to defend ourselves.
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We are eagerly awaiting your powerpoint applications.
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