The gang catches up on the time off. Dennis goes to Disneyworld. A guy in Westminster Community Online is distraught by Gandalf's sunglasses. A gentleman in Hampstead is looking for a new neighbor and has high standards for attractivenes. Randy just hopes the Burger King lesbians kissed.  Don't make Sherri laugh too hard.

Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!

The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023!

Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics.

Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all  in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.

Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.

Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.

If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep fried? Randy finds his #AdminGoals. Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online.

Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie. And Dennis cannot deny. When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten And rest of her o-pin-ins We get worldwide.

The Golden Tractor Crank is back with Goat Rentals! Sherri regales us with a story of a horrible customer. Randy wants credit for not running over pedestrians, and unveils his "one bolt" theory about rollercoasters. Dennis is asked for his analysis of the big booty bitches. And what is going on in New Windsor???

This week the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the great clock tower caper of 2023.