WE'RE BACK! Kelsey and Tyler return from break with Audrey Lewis of Nerdz fame to discuss My Nerdy Valentine by Vicki Lewis Thompson. Travel to a universe far, far away in a perverse version of Chicago. Get ready for an onslaught of sex toys, evil sex therapists, and delusional stalkers.

Oh no, what have they done? This week's book is so twisted, so insane that Tyler and Kelsey had to fly out the one-and-only, Kevin O'Connell, from Colorado to debrief. Get ready to mate the Cat Man in Tempting the Beast by Lora Leigh.

Next week's book: Rode Hard by Lorelei James

In a first-ever foursome episode, Kelsey and Tyler are joined by Katy Martin and Whitney Anderson to explore the intricacies of intergalactic boning in Alien Mate. This episode contains spoilers to the actual future of the human race. You've been warned.

Next Week's Book: Tempting the Beast by Lora Leigh

The Hill's Angels are back and ready to take on the latest viking, angel, vampire brother, Trond. The gang starts unraveling the Viking S-Spot while shipping their Sigurdsson brother with a new Demon hunk, Zeb. This is the 3rd in the series of Deadly Angels books so check those episodes out first before diving into this one.

Next Week's Book: Alien Mate by Eve Langlais

For OHP's Sweet Sixteen(th), Kelsey and Tyler are joined by fabled Tolkein ghostwriter Leah Watson to breakdown the Harlequin novel, Educating Gina. Gina is a hot twenty-something who has watched Sex and the City and is ready to get down to business in the Biggest of Apples. That is if she can figure out what a blow job is before Mike Mason's libido diminishes. Also friends of the pod, Owen Wilson and Ray Romano stop by to give their two cents.

Next Week's Book: Kiss of Surrender by Sandra Hill

This week's bonanza finds Tyler and Kelsey joining up with Audrey Lewis to talk about Vicki Lewis Thompson's Gone with the Nerd. Who knew hot, ripped lawyers could be nerds? Talking points also include relevant entertainment like Sum 41 and American Pie. The gang also stars in a very special episode of Bee Watch.

Next Week's Book: Educating Gina by Debbi Rawlins

This week's episode Chelsea Dorgan joins Tyler and Kelsey in their never ending search for a romance novel that is both sexy and stars two humans that are not total garbage. Needless to say, this week's novel stars none other than one of the four horseMAN of the apocalypse, Pestilence. Come for the jokes, leave for the romance.

Next Week's Book: Gone With The Nerd by Vicki Lewis Thompson