Tater Tots

Tater Tots

A tater tot is a player who hits exactly one home run in a given season, no more and no fewer. Here we endeavor to discuss those players and their impacts on the 2018 MLB season and beyond.

  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Episode #86: Talkin' Baseball II

    We are back to yak! Yak about baseball that is. This week, we discuss Duncan's bootleg W.P. Kinsella work, a dead umpire, Wandavision, the unlimited potential of MLB The Show 21, and the continuing saga of the SSG Landers, fka SK Wyverns of the Korean Baseball Organization.

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    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices and our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

    12 March 2021, 1:34 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    Episode #85 - Talkin' Baseball

    We're talkin' baseball: Willie, Mickey, and the Duke. Actually we talk about none of those players, but we do talk about Robert Pattinson's career for a surprisingly long time.


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    Our theme music is Littlest League Possible by Guided By Voices.

    Our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

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    4 March 2021, 10:11 pm
  • 1 hour 28 minutes
    Episode #84 - Bill Veeck

    For the first time in Tater Tots history, a baseball figure who has hit exactly zero home runs graces our airwaves. It is baseball's own greatest showman, Bill Veeck, who we discussed last week for his unfortunate flop with Disco Demolition Night. Never fear! In this episode we discuss Bill Veeck's greatest triumphs, including the signing of Eddie Gaedel, Grandstand Manager Day, and his advocacy on behalf of Curt Flood which brought us modern free agency. These are just a few examples of the ways in which Veeck has impacted the game we love, and they are probably not even the best ones. You'll have to tune in to find out more!!

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    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided By Voices and our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

    23 February 2021, 11:21 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    Episode #83 - Disco Demolition Night

    "Burn, Baby Burn." 

    The now infamous words uttered by 24-year-old shock jock Steve Dahl upon witnessing his famous disco inferno in 1979 live in infamy, marking the night when everyone got really mad about disco for some reason.

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    Our theme music is Littlest League Possible by Guided By Voices.

    Our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

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    17 February 2021, 11:02 pm
  • 52 minutes 43 seconds
    Episode #82 - Yordan Alvarez

    Hello, fishing fanatics! Today on the podcast we are talking all about the things you might need to hook that next champion bass for your Tinder profile -- nah, just yankin' yer chain, we're back again just like usual talking Tater Tots.

    It's a very special episode this week, since there's absolutely no way Yordan Alvarez would've made our list in a non-COVID year. Still, he fell to us and we're grateful for it. As a bonus, we also watched Yordan's first home run as a big leaguer, which is equally sick. Elsewhere in the episode, we discuss the semantics of the new minor league baseball invitations and the plight of the Fresno Grizzlies. That's right, we've got another minor league moment for you! Hope you enjoy it :~)

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    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided by Voices and our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

    16 December 2020, 11:15 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Episode #81 - Austin Barnes

    If you don't have a local library card, you're just robbing yourself of a tremendous community resource. Even if your library isn't open, I strongly encourage you to check out their broad selection of ebooks and audiobooks. They will make you regret ever trying to read a physical book made of paper! Listen, this is just a public service announcement. I don't really have much to say about baseball.

    On today's episode of Table Cloth, we discuss Dodgers uh catcher Austin Barnes.


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    Our theme music is Littlest League Possible by Guided By Voices.

    Our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

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    9 December 2020, 12:20 am
  • 52 minutes 33 seconds
    Episode #80 - Eric Sogard

    What's your favorite kind of taco? No particular reason, just wondering. Mine is al pastor. 

    This week! We discuss the KBO champion NC Dinos and their humongous sword, which is thematically appropriate given that we are honoring nerd power with a podcast dedicated to the one and only Eric Sogard. That's right! The Arizona State alumnus and utility infielder extraordinaire. It was a real trip to discover I'd been Mandela'd regarding Eric's run at Face of the MLB in 2014, but I maintain he is the rightful winner of that particular contest. Elsewhere in the podcast, we discuss LASIK surgery, what makes a Padres name, and the future of the Pittsburgh Pirates. I hope you enjoy this podcast as much as I enjoy a delicious al pastor taco on a hot summer's day.

    Eric Sogard's very cute daughter

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    Our theme music is 'The Littlest League Possible' by Guided By Voices and our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

    1 December 2020, 9:03 pm
  • 50 minutes 34 seconds
    Episode #79 - Willians Astudillo

    I have tremendous news:  my beloved NC Dinos won the Korean Series this morning. This development comes with several important benefits:

    1. A sense of pride and exhalation that they have done it,
    2. A fitting reward for an excellent season turned in by Koo Chang-Mo, Park Min-Woo, Sung Bum-Na, Yang Eui-Ji, Park Suk-Min, and all of the strong and talented boys comprising the Dinos team,
    3. An end to 4:30am alarms,
    4. A happy November 24th,
    5. A line of new NC Dinos championship merchandise,
    6. A gargantuan sword.
    7. There is a portion of this podcast in which we discuss whether out listeners may be able to watch at least one game of Korean baseball in the waning days of the 2020 season, and this provides a conclusive "no," so at minimum, we have closure.

    Today's pod focuses on the magnificent Willians Astudillo, god of contact and slayer of three true outcomes.


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    Our theme music is Littlest League Possible by Guided By Voices.

    Our artwork is by Shelby Criswell

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    24 November 2020, 4:49 pm
  • 42 minutes 46 seconds
    Episode #78 - Manuel Margot

    All right, smart guy, I'd like to see you name some colors. And don't even start with me on that 'indigo' crap! Fool me twice...

    This week we're talking about Rays' outfielder and defensive savant Manuel Margot. Margot is Exhibit A for how the shortened season really screwed up our concept since his tater tot comes at the toll of 75% of his average plate appearances. 

    With this in mind, we'll discuss his explosive postseason performance, and wonder what would've become of that hot streak over 162 games. We'll also go into detail on Margot's defensive prowess and whether the Rays could leverage it along with Kevin Kiermaier's beautiful eyes to field a two-player outfield.

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    Our theme music is 'The Littlest League Possible' by Guided By Voices and our album artwork is by Shelby Criswell

    18 November 2020, 2:30 pm
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Episode #77 - Vida Blue

    Come take a mystical voyage with us back to Monday night. To a time when the result of the World Series was still up in the air and no MLB players had tested positive for the novel coronavirus in the middle of the game and then game back onto the field at the end and took their mask off and kissed their wife on the face and breathed all over cancer survivor Dave Roberts. A simpler time :)

    We engage in our usual Monday night tradition of discussing the life and career of Vida Blue at some length. If you're so inclined, you may be interested to see this portrait of him adorning the cover of Time Magazine's August 28, 1971 issue. You may also wish to ogle at the accumulated career statistics of Keith Hernandez's mustache. Perhaps you might even enjoy listening to to the prog rock/electronica/funk band Vida Blue's rendition of Most Events Aren't Planned.


    If you are uninterested in those things, perhaps you'd like to instead donate to Baseball For All.


    You can also listen to our theme music: Littlest League Possible by Guided By Voices.

    Or maybe appreciate the other work of our the author of our cover art Shelby Criswell.

    Or maybe send us a nice email at [email protected] .

    Or maybe check out our bustling Facebook page at facebook.com/tatertotspod.

    Otherwise just catch us on Twitter at twitter.com/tatertotspod.


    See you next time!

    28 October 2020, 9:41 pm
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    Episode #76 - Catfish Hunter

    Today, the topic of our podcast is the humble catfish. Did you know you can find subspecies of this feisty feline can be found in freshwater environments all over the world? What's more, those subspecies can range in size from 40 centimeters long (the South American Candiru, or toothpick fish) to over 3 meters long (the Mekong giant catfish, native to southeast Asia, which can also grow to be up to 350 kg!)

    Coincidentally, there also happened to be a pitcher for the Oakland A's named Catfish Hunter who was a Tater Tot in the late '60s and early '70s, fulfilling our requirement for baseball content on this podcast. He was the first baseball player to receive a million-dollar contract in free agency, and is the namesake of a Bob Dylan song

    Here is a Youtube video of an intrepid catfish hunter using a snake to flush 6 catfish from a hole using a snake. Seems unfair to me but whatever.

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    Our theme music is "The Littlest League Possible" by Guided by Voices and our album artwork is by Shelby Criswell.

    14 October 2020, 1:40 pm
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