You Don't Look Like Your Picture

KW Simpson

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.

  • 56 minutes 15 seconds
    Episode 9: Porno Clowns
    Why are there so many tentacles?
    25 July 2019, 1:54 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Episode 8: Masterscatting
    It's time to talk about that scap ba doop ba deep ba doo waaa.
    11 July 2019, 2:19 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Episode 7: STDs
    Wheel of Diseases, turn turn turn turn.
    Tell me why my pee always burns.
    26 June 2019, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 50 minutes
    Episode 6: Stereotypes
    What category are you?
    How does being different from the norm affect your dating life?
    Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing?
    KW and Shilo explore and debunk the many stereotypes that surround lifestyles on all sides of the sexual orientation spectrum.
    5 February 2019, 6:21 am
  • 1 hour 41 minutes
    Episode 5: Stalking
    Shilo has joined the circus, "cyber crime" is the new "cellar door" of the English language, technology is scary, and Thomas Edison was a witch.
    KW and Holly get serious about a scary topic in online dating and dating in general: Stalking.
    21 January 2019, 11:01 pm
  • 1 hour 53 minutes
    New Years New Tears
    One woman, one night, and a whole lotta Mmmbop.
    It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it.
    But we walk away with a valuable lesson:
    Yakety Sax goes with everything.
    4 January 2019, 6:45 am
  • 2 hours 2 minutes
    My Little Podcast: Friendship is Boundaries
    It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life.
    Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.
    20 December 2018, 7:13 pm
  • 51 minutes 33 seconds
    Episode 4.5: Interview With A Ghost
    Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic.
    Shilo bears it all and can barely pay attention on this special episode we call “Interview With A Ghost”.
    12 December 2018, 10:34 am
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    Episode 4: Ghosting
    Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.
    5 December 2018, 11:33 am
  • 1 hour 37 minutes
    Episode 3: Hosting
    Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.
    28 November 2018, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Episode 2: Meetups
    Are you ready to meet a complete stranger you met online?
    21 November 2018, 5:05 am
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