The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

  • 55 minutes 57 seconds
    I Time Traveled to Talk to Medieval Yokels about Economics

    What did people in the Dark Ages think about economics? Why did poverty exist, and how do you alleviate it? To find out, I took my time machine to 1282 and 1314, to speak to barflies and a priest.

    Fr. Richard Kirby is a fourteenth century prior of Whitby Abbey and formerly the sacrist of St. Mungo's. He is a specialist in Just Price Theory, and joins the show to discuss how his fellows in the Dark Ages approach economics.

    28 January 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 48 minutes 7 seconds
    MLK and Color Blindness

    Clayborne Carson is the Director of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Research and Education institute, and hand-picked by Coretta King to publish the letters of his late husband. He's one of the foremost historians on MLK and his legacy. He joins to discuss King, color blindness, and the three approaches of the Civil Rights movement.

    19 January 2026, 6:37 pm
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    The Friendship Recession and Cocktail Parties

    Or... how to host a party if you have Asperger's.

    Nick Gray is an entrepreneur and an author living in Austin, Texas. I met him roller skating. He started and sold two successful companies: Flight Display Systems and Museum Hack. His YouTube and short videos have been seen by over 55 million people. He's been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and New York Magazine called him a host of "culturally significant parties."

    Leading him to write the book, "The 2-Hour Cocktail Party: a step-by-step handbook that teaches you how to build big relationships by hosting small gatherings." You can find that book, as all books discussed on this program, by going to mightyheaton.com/featured.

    Nick Gray's PersonalWebsite.org and PersonalWebsites.net

    Nick Gray's Patron View donor database

    Nick Gray's Website and Blog

    Patron View Patron Leaderboards

    The 2-Hour Cocktail Party by Nick Gray

    Friendship Recession

    14 January 2026, 3:49 pm
  • 1 hour 53 seconds
    I Explain Venezuela Using Lottery Tickets

    How did Venezuela become an economic basket case? Not socialism. Or capitalism. Venezuela is a textbook example of a petrostate in the thrall of the Paradox of Plenty, or "the Dutch Disease."

    Bonus: Norway's Big Bucket of Oil Money

    https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/bonus-norways-big-bucket-of-oil-money

    Why Trump Wants Greenland

    https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/why-trump-wants-greenland

    What Happens when the Ayotallah Falls

    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-happens-when-the-ayatollah-falls/id1439837349?i=1000724729486

    9 January 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Is Everyone Disabled Now? (WSPN)

    College students are increasingly registering as disabled–particularly at high-end universities, which often entails longer test times and extensions on papers. Does the growing rate of accommodation mean American universities are simply better at identifying disabilities; evidence of students and their families gaming the system for advantages; or a cultural shift wherein students increasingly believe they are disabled, but aren't?

    Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy (a former university educator) and Michael Ira Kaplan (a parent) weigh in.

    31 December 2025, 2:29 pm
  • 59 minutes 46 seconds
    Heaton and Monkey: Yuletide Spysolvers

    Our Annual Christmas Comedy Special. In which, our intrepid heroes must save Christmas from a debauched algorithm, navigate treacherous honeypots, and escape a federal penitentiary in this modern yuletide spy epic.

    Happy Holidays!

    Starring:

    Andrew Heaton

    Josh Jennings

    Andrew Young

    Austin Bragg

    Justin Robert Young

    Kourtni Beebe

    Brian Brushwood

    Anna Gorisch

    Brett Weaver

    Brian Sack

    Jack Helmuth

    23 December 2025, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    Jason Pargin on Internet Addiction and Algorithmic Horror

    Former Cracked.com editor Jason Pargin explores the subject of how social media makes us insane and warps the universe we're in, in his new book "I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom." He joins to discuss.

    17 December 2025, 4:51 pm
  • 59 minutes 3 seconds
    The Secret Map of Supreme Court Justices

    Sarah Isgur is a senior editor at SCOTUS Blog, host of the Advisory Opinions podcast, and a contributor at ABC News. She is the author of the forthcoming book "Last Branch Standing," which available for pre-order on Amazon. She joins to discuss the recent oral arguments before the Supreme Court on whether or not the Trump administration can invoke IEEPA to levy emergency tariffs.

    11 December 2025, 3:32 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Freddie deBoer: What It's Like to Have a Mental Breakdown

    Freddie deBoer is a writer, academic, and cultural critic. He is a widely-read author on Substack, an old-school Marxist, who has previously been on the program to explain what Marxists actually think.

    He's struggled with mental health issues and frequently discusses the intersection of culture and mental health. And he has a new book out which explores those issues, his debut novel, "The Mind Reels."

    LINK: "What Do Marxists Actually Think?"

    https://politicalorphanage.libsyn.com/what-do-marxists-actually-think

    3 December 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    Squanto the Power Broker

    The real story of Thanksgiving is stranger, darker, and far more interesting than what you learned in kindergarten (or college).

    It's a tale of slavery, plagues, ecological engineering, diplomacy, betrayal, and realpolitik—and yes, an actual feast where everyone sucked down eel while negotiating an alliance that would hold for fifty years.

    We dive into the world of Tisquantum—better known as Squanto—a kidnapped teenager who crossed the Atlantic twice, lived among Spanish friars and English merchants, and returned to find his entire people gone. Only to reinvented himself as one of the most cunning political operators in early America.

    26 November 2025, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Cash for Kidneys

    Thousands of people need kidneys, right now. They are either on the precipice of death, or suffering through dialysis and low quality of life. Jeremiah Johnson of the New Liberal Podcast joins to discuss the End Kidney Deaths Act, introduced to the House by Republican Rep. Nicole Malliotakis of New York, and Democratic Rep. Josh Harder of California.

    20 November 2025, 1:00 pm
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