Oh! It’s a second episode of billionaire Tez Tucker’s achievementcast featuring a brand new optimised excellence machine. This time it’s Roderick Lamb of Cyberlamb Industries who has a lead on a lucrative and disgusting new paradigm in entertainment. Thanks to writer and podcaster John Rain for connecting us. Follow John at @johnrain on BlueSky, listen to Smersh Pod and A Wheezing Groaning Sound wherever you get podcasts and look up The Snake Boys Show on YouTube. To hear the extended Vast Powerful version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected] and book your tickets to Crowley Time Live at the Edinburgh Fringe 2026, guest starring Kieran Hodgson and Freya Parker, at live.crowleytime.com!

Err, huh? It’s a brand new Crowley Time investigative spin-off in which he, Tez Tucker, billionaire at law, seeks out optimised people who unrepentantly employ whatever means necessary to achieve businessmaxxing. Our first guests are Petey Wodehouse and Sam Smattering, also known as The Muddlemen, who have an unusual strategy for getting the most out of meetings. Thanks to writers Jack Bernhardt and Tobi Wilson for connecting us. Follow Jack at @jackbern and Tobi at @tobiwilsonline on Bluesky and listen to Jack’s new podcast sitcom You’ve Got Braille wherever you get podcasts. To hear the extended Vast Powerful version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected] and book your tickets to Crowley Time Live at the Edinburgh Fringe 2026, guest starring Kieran Hodgson and Freya Parker, at live.crowleytime.com! 

Hang on, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring an artist, a very small dog and a sinister sect. Written and performed by The Immortal Tom Crowley with special guest Molly Beth Morossa. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Keep up with Molly Beth Morossa at @mollybethmorossa on Instagram. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show, and go to live.crowleytime.com to book for the upcoming shows in Edinburgh on the 19th August and London on the 16th October! Visit the listener-maintained Crowley Time Wiki at crowleytime.wiki

Mainsail! Jolly Mastchris Day to you all! This year we have a special visit from the Dean of Darkness, Sir Chuntley Buffingham, who brings with him a very different style of scary tale. If you enjoy the story and you’re celebrating Mastchris too, why not post online about it with the hashtag #mastchris? All you need is a rum-based cocktail (or a mock-rum-based mocktail) and a copy of Muppet Treasure Island on DVD. You should also contact Tom on social media at @atomcrowley or email the show at [email protected]. To support the show, go to patreon.com/crowleytime or go to crowleytime.com and buy some official merchandise or book a ticket to an upcoming live show. Speaking of which, don’t forget to come and see Crowley Time Live… And More at the Old Red Lion Theatre in Islington, London on the 14th July! Ahoy!

Crowley Time won the Big Ears Award for Funniest Show of the Year at the Golden Lobes Podcast Awards 2026. Hear Saveloy share the good news with Tom in this special mini-episode! Thanks to the Golden Lobes, the judges, all the guests that have ever taken part in this show and you, the wonderful listeners!

Well, dibble my dobble, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring demons, spies and another extra-insightful edition of Ask Wingnut. Written and performed by Tom “Tom” Crowley. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show and check out upcoming live shows at live.crowleytime.com. For reference purposes, check out the fan-curated wiki at crowleytime.wiki!

You lucky thing, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a polyphonic Drama Parlour, children’s television and top chart hits. Written and performed by ‘Funky’ Tom Crowley and with guest performing, writing and music by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Keep up with Odinn at @odinngetsit on Instagram. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show and check out upcoming live shows at live.crowleytime.com!

Ho ho no. it Chrismas but me Sad. does Mr Chissms feel bettor? yes ples? Put potcast in yor ers for mery seeson. Specal thanx to Richard Rycroft, mos merri of all. sosal meeda @atomcrowley and get presunt at crowleytime.com or gif a gift of sponshorshop at patreon.com/crowleytime. Find ot all noledge at crowleytime.wiki. An a hapy neo yea!

Bless my soul! It’s more of the best of Crowley Time! Featuring highlights from Episodes 21 to 40 of the show, plus an exciting adventure with alien jerks. Written and performed by Tom Crowley in the past, with guests Gemma Arrowsmith, Kudzanayi Chiwawa, Beth Eyre, Lucy Farrett, Pip Gladwin, Susan Harrison, Marek Larwood, Paul Putner, Paul F. Tompkins, Peter Wicks and Mike Wozniak. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime or buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected] and check out the show’s listener-created wiki at crowleytime.wiki!

Grease your headphones, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring some salesmen, a rousing round of Ask Wingnut and the risen Elvis. Written and performed by Tom Crowley (model’s own) with special guest Paul F. Tompkins. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Get all the PFT latest at paulftompkins.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show! There’s still time to get your orders in before Mister Christmas emerges!

The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast’s Halloween Special for 2025 is BEEF PIE, written by me, Tom Crowley, with Benjamin Partridge and the cast. It is available to download from The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast’s feed right now!

This trailer also features the voices of Anna Leong-Brophy, Cody Dahler and Gemma Arrowsmith.