Hello Dysfunction
Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.
- 2 hours 20 minutesS2 Ep345: Granny Pants ft Elrod (@mexakitsch)
Welcome Elrod!! The exhilaration of a thrift score, Pat’s grown woman foot, moving to the Bay Area and understanding that failure is a lesson. Creating an arsenal of skills, serious table setting, the two rules of life and exercise your mental muscle!
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com2 April 2026, 12:30 am - 1 hour 30 minutesS2 Ep344: Slight Flare ft Kris Staxx
Welcome Kris Staxx! Our kids are our biggest haters, the private school experience, square up and Juice Week pt 2. Hit a parlay, waiting in lines for shoes, dating as an older adult and lock up false accusers.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com26 March 2026, 12:30 am - 50 minutes 29 secondsS2 Ep343: Freaky Furs ft Deltrice
Welcome Deltrice! RIP Myspace, St. Patrick’s ugly history, prayers for Lev and DJ Fresh’s keen intuition. Growing up with a natural gift, the introduction of Bella, hometown respect and Vegas pt 2 with cat and fox.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com19 March 2026, 12:30 am - 1 hour 18 minutesS2 Ep342: Horny Poetry ft Miss Ashleigh
Welcome Miss Ashleigh! Great minds think alike, growing up in the country, ancestry surprises and psychology studies. Radio shows, spoken word, navigating the mental side of sw and some cool prison stories.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com12 March 2026, 12:30 am - 1 hour 39 minutesS2 Ep341: Woman of Leisure ft Sexy Nelly
Welcome Nelly! Gas station hostage, sickness is going around, intro to the game and girls are sexualized EARLY. Always trust your gut, spicy online content, working for a service and something to give you nightmares.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com5 March 2026, 1:30 am - 1 hour 9 minutesS2 Ep340: Three Day Run
Been a busy girl, unexpected visitor, great Bay Area representation and Gavin should stop talking. A local kidnapping, pray for Mexico, RIP PeeWee and don’t be rich and play poor.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com26 February 2026, 1:30 am - 2 hours 36 secondsS2 Ep339: Rub Maps ft Alyssa
Welcome Alyssa! We love good maintenance, are women the gross ones, men will do anything and a provider does not want your man. Don't discuss too much on the phone, creative new services, huge dad nightmares and a story of survival.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com19 February 2026, 1:30 am - 1 hour 44 minutesS2 Ep338: Not Mething Around ft Jose
Welcome Jose! Super Bowl weekend , fold your clothes, we don’t understand numbers and college is hard. Neighbors being ridiculous, driving ticket tips, Kraft singles and surprise chili dogs.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com11 February 2026, 8:01 am - 1 hour 46 minutesS2 Ep337: Not My Stud ft Jaymee
Meet niece Jaymee, another earthquake, testing Pat’s memory and 2026 is not being nice. Eat the rich, Elon is humiliating, Blueface is back and stop hiding the aliens!
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com5 February 2026, 1:30 am - 1 hour 8 minutesS2 Ep336: “It’s Me….Hello”
It’s been a rough week, neurodivergent headquarters, rethinking barber school and congratulations to raffle winners LUVY and TESSA JENKINS!! TikTok is cooked, give back plastic bags, sneaky workplace fun and inappropriate grandmas.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com29 January 2026, 1:30 am - 2 hours 13 secondsS1 Ep335: Boston Beckham
Crystal is doing better, guest episodes are coming, Happy Birthday Stinkers and Xmas is gone. Congratulations Rubi Ro and Carmen, it costs more to be left handed, boy moms strike again and a viral snack worth trying.
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