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Trust your nose, no men in gynecology, floating meditation and addictive phone games. Gas station rip offs, pray for the tenderloin, worst bday gift ever and using poop to cheat.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com18 September 2026, 1:22 am - 1 hour 23 minutesS2 Ep367: SilverDaddies Support Group
Welcome JP! Santana is 6, Pat and Lev are overheating, designer grandmacore, and Fat Joe is embarrassing. Adidas with another “mistake”, the Blueface circus continues, quaaludes making a comeback and some horrible cheating revelations. JP from The Grill joins Pat to talk music, moving to the Bay, family boundaries and keeping it professional.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com13 September 2026, 12:15 am - 1 hour 1 minuteS2 Ep366: Lindsay Is Innocent
Pat got good biopsy news, Santana survived the dentist, Mochi is making sin biscuits and love bombing is never safe. AI is getting darker, Lexus is watching us, Blueface has a toothbrush confession, a fake 49er found love, kangaroo tail is not oxtail and maybe Lindsay is innocent?
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com5 September 2026, 3:35 am - 1 hour 43 minutesS2 Ep365: Disgusting Habits
Pat had a biopsy, AIDS at the club, the Silly Summer Swap and Peez needs to fight. Praying for Chantel Brooks safe return, 20 years with Santa Muerte, flock cameras are for evil, and some really disgusting stories.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com28 August 2026, 2:30 am - 1 hour 41 minutesMy Other Daughter ft Lil Debbie - Patreon Exclusive (bonus episode)
Welcome back Debbie!
Early influencing, touring together, the music business and a manager was stealing. Getting older, quitting weed, leaving rap and transitioning to Capozzi.❤️ Follow Debbie at
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com24 August 2026, 5:00 pm - 53 minutes 49 secondsS2 Ep364: Dick Doctor
Kids don’t need lashes, Pat got a unique gift, the live show is postponed, and adult humor where it doesn’t belong. Cat and Jack program, a creative paint hack, Van Gogh was a creep, and there should be a child abuse database.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com16 August 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesS2 Ep363: P**sy Injections
Getting ready for school, Pat is a driver, a mystery biopsies are medieval and Peez has a secret. A live show is coming, hoarders are dedicated, eshays are fascinating and a fun new corner of facebook.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com8 August 2026, 2:31 am - 58 minutes 41 secondsS2 Ep362: Thursday Is Orange
Old people forget ages, object empathy might be hereditary, the kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson the Netflix trend is getting crazy. People are lying about hiking, more hygiene nightmares, new shoe scams and some good stuff to watch.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com31 July 2026, 12:30 am - 1 hour 20 minutesS2 Ep361: Evil Rice
Isolating is nice, a horrible discovery, old men love young girls and more stores are scanning our face. Did Kendra overreact, no more vacation excursions, is your friend’s crush off limits and will you date someone broke?
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com23 July 2026, 1:30 am - 1 hour 8 minutesS2 Ep360: I Got Hacked
A weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary poop stories and even scarier ghost tales.
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hellodysfunctionpodcast.com17 July 2026, 1:00 am - 1 hour 2 minutesS2 Ep359: Dirty Mackin
Pat is turning into that cat lady, Lev has a new friend, July 5th is Dre Day and justice for Nolan Wells! Chris Brown is a menace, stealing sauce, stop using the robots and check your creepy friends.
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