We try to give a break down of the dumpster fire that is the last week. Try. The last fifteen minutes is just listening to Lady Gaga's Chromatica in case you need a dance party.

We're back for a special report! You need distraction, you need laughs, you need a break, and we're here for you!

You thought you'd heard the last of us but nevaaaaaah! We're back with tales of sexual harassment, Game of Thrones, Madonna, Robert getting older, and so much more. Welcome back, indeed!

We're live from Rain on 4th!

We're back with some questionable editing but we also talk about movies being too long, Aunt Becky being shady, Melissa being sober, the One Day At A Time Cancellation, and Melissa dating Lin Manuel Miranda! A special guest joins us for this week's mess and we hope you enjoy it!

Hey hey hey hey! Bawk bawk! We're back with another exciting episode where we discuss our favorite alcoholic drink and our most memorable drinking experiences (shakes fist at Scooby Snacks!). It's all about the booze, the booze, the booze, drink water.

Who is better, Lady Gaga or Madonna? Join us and we discuss this totally trivial subject! Also, Melissa introduces Robert to the best Mark Ronson song ever, describes Miley Cyrus' voice, and explains gender identifiers to Robert and James.

This episode is shit! Also, it's about shit. Talking shit, feeling like shit, taking a shit, you know. Join us for an in depth discussion on caca!

We're back! In this episode Melissa reviews "If Beale Street Could Talk" and there's spoilers and Robert being the Booty Monster. Join us, NOW!

We're back for 2019! We were back last week but a certain someone whose name starts with an M kept forgetting to post the episode...sorry! But it's a new year and that means lots of opportunities for Melissa to totally suck at managing this podcast!

Christmas isnt over yet and we're giving you the best gift ever, an episode where we talk about our worst sexual experiences! Happy holla-dayz! Avoid your family by listening to Alex, Robert, and Melissa talk about their grossest, most embarrassing, and smallest encounters with men. This is way better than sitting around and being passive aggressive with your family.