Look How Sane And Linear We Are Being
Elizabeth Sullivan
A Homestuck fancast in the year of our lord 2018. Enjoy your stay, and remember: Vriska did nothing wrong.
- 48 minutes 24 secondsEpisode 48: Death and Cotton Candy
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4282-4389! Contents include: bucket comparisons, demidogs, and trains (yes, real ones). God help you.
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31 August 2022, 11:23 pm - 41 minutes 22 secondsEpisode 47: Kinning Calvin's Dad
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4110-4282! Contents include: blue ladies, golden retrievers, and dragging loved ones to hell. God help you.
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31 May 2022, 11:19 pm - 50 minutes 28 secondsEpisode 46: Cascade Anniversary Special!
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze CASCADE! That's it! That's the whole thing! Contents include: Cascade and all that comes with it. Enjoy! And God help you.
Content warning: heavier sexual themes than normal. In humor, but still!
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14 April 2022, 12:34 am - 47 minutes 27 secondsEpisode 45: We Do This Instead of Drinking
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 3, the final part! Contents include: structural standoffs, the art of soliloquy, and pet fixing in cringe media. God help you.
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31 March 2022, 10:46 pm - 37 minutes 46 secondsEpisode 44: Biblical Allegory or Sexy Pirate Adventure?
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 2! Contents include: lists of the dead, wiki freakouts, and Elizabeth's cognitive limit. God help you.
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1 March 2022, 3:37 am - 44 minutes 45 secondsEpisode 43: Kentucky Costco Ship Art
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108. Yes, those numbers are right - we're trying something new! Contents include: confusion, convolution, and heterosexual gal pals. God help you.
Content warning: brief (hypothetical, fictional) incest mention (33:50-35:17).
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1 February 2022, 12:46 am - 40 minutes 5 secondsEpisode 42: Soup Posting
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3119-3219. Contents include: soup, soup, and soup. God help you.
Content warning: mild unreality. Mostly just absurdity, but if that disturbs you, we'd suggest skipping the mid part of the episode, 20:50 through 27:03!
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Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR3tRJHMXgTlWc6Q_81-icOwBT6PxCGRxySnXT4-ZvXNt_3dXQb2NE24mWoVvGQkg/pub
1 January 2022, 12:44 am - 51 minutes 56 secondsEpisode 41: The Gang Debates The Morality of White Lies
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3079-3119 of Homestuck. Contents include: graphic murder, bone anatomy, and cracking the Hussie code. God help you.
Content warning: mild discussion of abusive relationships.
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Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSrhaoDVjdFcw3q15r6RxWJMT4x-GXyWpYBiLrFNhYfS-opJQDFmXf4Na2SsXNjQmPiDSqNXk3pMG_5/pub
26 August 2021, 11:53 pm - 46 minutes 10 secondsEpisode 40: Mint Chocolatey Chip
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3035-3078 of Homestuck. Contents include: unwarranted Vriska comparisons, meme catchup, and cringe culture. God help you.
Content warning: mild discussion of self-sacrifice and abusive relationships.
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Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTm5aNr2fIFeuoOXlN2Mi2cthztmmbV4w4CHdjqtBYBxfrireCd1x73AFujQCaXtQyibb0u28h41A-v/pub
7 July 2021, 12:17 am - 10 minutes 35 secondsBonus: Programming Update
Confused about why we've suddenly reappearified? Look (or listen) no further! The Elizabeths are back from hiatus. If you want the full update, listen to this mini bonus episode! We also have a full unreleased episode out today that you can find here.
Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTGdi6WGH7OaoX7dP3CYiBj49UuCoj6LvM66ybNFF-HKrJTU_ivYrZFd995euPuaPCuww33b218Xoes/pub
28 February 2021, 9:05 pm - 42 minutes 20 secondsEpisode 39: Giving Lava a Chance
Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2973-3035 of Homestuck. Contents include: Vriska's rebound, auditory crimes, and physics debates. God help you.
Content warning: the pages analyzed in this episode have a lot of flashing lights. We advise you don't read if you're light sensitive! Additional warning: This is an episode from last year. For context, click here!
Also, Jon Michael's correct and current Instagram page is @jmsullivan.bbb!
Read along with us at homestuck.com!
Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSRw73c-A0PBIoRyBhpOT4IVZ5MCKDrr6PFEUIV0Qban5e14oEQg2ueFVPQ7a2xZ_Pj1KTShVdLsDLY/pub
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