With the state of the world and, you know... everything, I don't think expecting John Cena to be cool is really that much to ask for.  Topics include masturbating to your date's profile, chatty blowjobs, being attracted to women, but not liking them, and dampening the clapping of cheeks.

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Forget flowers, forget chocolates.  What every woman wants is a good, old fashioned, red brick.  Topics include committing to the brick bit, proving your masculinity, old love, cake for an ex.

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We sit down in the Sleepless Studios here in Toronto to do a special deep-dive into the new documentary Inside the Manosphere.

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I don't know why I need to say it, but if you have to go to the bathroom... then go to the bathroom.  WAIT!  But actually use a toilet!  Topics include a go-anywhere kinda dad, keeping the back arched, bad bathroom idea, how do I know if she liked it?

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More like Carpe Deez Nuts, right?  Am I right, guys?  Deez nuts?  That's still funny right?  Topics include cab fare, too weak for missionary, leaving Raul out of it, sex recovery day.

I'm starting to get the step-sibling trend in porn now... it's the only way they could get the chemistry that sexy!  Topics include I love you and also I never want to see you again, embarrassing oral, treat her like your little sister, unrealistic dating standards.

It's an absolute miracle that this episode exists considering all of the technical difficulties we suffering while recording.  So, you know, really enjoy this one.

We're always bragging about our great advice, but have you ever thought of where it REALLY comes from?  Topics include never nude, definitely not premature ejaculation, the dating experts lied.

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Next time you're out at a bar, I want you to look around and try to guess how many people are actively participating in their kink and/or a sex act.  Have fun!  Topics include exclusivity test, public vibrator outing, eating the peach, and the hand not closing the deal.

NOTE: Also, we apologize, but due to a scheduling conflict we had to postpone our live show!  We're really bummed and very sorry!

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It doesn't matter what stupid idea your teenage brain comes up with, you can always blame Tiktok.  Topics include breaking beds, size comparisons, being a sleepy guy, and feelin' weird about feet.

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Everyone knows that underwear resets in freshness every day if it's worn inside out.  Topics include the sleepiness men must fight, swinging in a situationship, keeping the drawers fresh, ejaculate volume.