• 48 minutes 20 seconds
    Hot Flash, Buddy!

    We\re going to take all of the idioms and make them incorrect and there's nothing you can do about it. Topics include do women care about lots of Instagram followers, checking off the boxes on being dateable, what does spitting on your partner mean, uninteresting and unattractive hobbies.


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    27 July 2026, 4:10 pm
  • 50 minutes 5 seconds
    Smooch Train
    CHOO CHOO! All aboard the smooch train! Honestly, I'm not entirely sure what the Smooch Train is, but I wrote it down in my notebook of episode titles, so... ALL ABOARD! Topics include would you eat your female coworkers spoonful of food, "uncommon" standards, Schrödinger's boyfriend, and what happens on a first date.

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    20 July 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 46 minutes 58 seconds
    Return of the Emotional Rollercoaster

    The emotional rollercoaster is a real emotional rollercoaster. Topics include John Cena's check in lessons, my boyfriend's AI clone, unrequited crushes, let's just be friends (after sex), first date expectations.


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    13 July 2026, 4:15 pm
  • 49 minutes 27 seconds
    Our Work is Done

    I know it's hard to believe, but prior to this episode... we weren't perfect. But we have shed our flawed mortal forms and stand before as shimmering beams of pure light. Topics include a Minion disclaimer, boobs: what do they mean, doing the work, the futility of being a short king, and a new Hinge feature.


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    6 July 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 49 minutes 52 seconds
    Greedy Pervert
    If you don't listen to this episode, I WILL start tweeting like Drake. Topics include AI catfishing, disclosing all your deal breakers, ruining the mood with bodily functions, how to completely misread signals, don't be greedy.

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    29 June 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 54 minutes 44 seconds
    Mecca of Day Game

    After 400 episodes, we have FINALLY located the Mecca of harassing women who don't want our attention in public spaces. Topics include a dating app with no dates, is pick-up artistry a scam, expanding your physical preferences, accidentally improving yourself.


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    22 June 2026, 5:42 pm
  • 49 minutes 34 seconds
    Files Filled With Bees
    Greg, if you're going to tell me some long-winded story about a filing error... the result better be catstrophic. Topics include the worst brother ever, knowing your date hates you, do you bother talking to men, what chance do we have if highly accomplished people are single?

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    15 June 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 50 minutes 32 seconds
    Sk8er Boi

    You start dating this guy, but you don't really think it's going to go anywhere (because you're a good girl) and the next thing you know... he's slamming on his guitar on MTV. Topics include how dating as a man should be, dating a punk while you're a good girl, escaping the dreaded on-screen boob, Dylan a little dumb.


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    8 June 2026, 6:10 pm
  • 48 minutes 31 seconds
    Tony Pizza Finds Love
    I'll never leave you, Tony Pizza. We'll drive off a cliff together in a high speed police chase. Topics include delivery dating, Meta glasses, hyper independence and cultural dating scenes.

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    1 June 2026, 5:07 pm
  • 48 minutes 9 seconds
    Scrunch Your Nuts

    Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to incorrectly use social media, doing everything (including finger stuff), recovering from a bad experience.


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    25 May 2026, 6:55 am
  • 48 minutes 44 seconds
    Investment Girlfriend

    If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word clingy, Irish tantric humiliation, delaying sexy times for medical reasons.


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    18 May 2026, 4:46 pm
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