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    You start dating this guy, but you don't really think it's going to go anywhere (because you're a good girl) and the next thing you know... he's slamming on his guitar on MTV. Topics include how dating as a man should be, dating a punk while you're a good girl, escaping the dreaded on-screen boob, Dylan a little dumb.


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    8 June 2026, 6:10 pm
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    Tony Pizza Finds Love
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    1 June 2026, 5:07 pm
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    Scrunch Your Nuts

    Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to incorrectly use social media, doing everything (including finger stuff), recovering from a bad experience.


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    25 May 2026, 6:55 am
  • 48 minutes 44 seconds
    Investment Girlfriend

    If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word clingy, Irish tantric humiliation, delaying sexy times for medical reasons.


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    18 May 2026, 4:46 pm
  • 51 minutes 21 seconds
    What Have We Become?!

    I need to know how serious we are about this relationship and also what you have done to my flesh and bone structure... I'm a monster! Topics include a petty review, AI wife, dating culture shock, what are your intentions with me?


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    11 May 2026, 4:56 pm
  • 50 minutes 25 seconds
    Cooksmaxxing

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    4 May 2026, 3:58 pm
  • 44 minutes 46 seconds
    Looking for Guts
    What's longer?  The length of a grown adult's intestines or the road trip to your evil, wizard boyfriend?  Topics include real sour, jealous energy, when do you stop having sex, doing your own inside research, communicating with your wife via text.

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    27 April 2026, 4:24 pm
  • 54 minutes 41 seconds
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    20 April 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 52 minutes 33 seconds
    Please Be Cool, John Cena

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    13 April 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 51 minutes 38 seconds
    Give Your Date a Brick

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    6 April 2026, 4:47 pm
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