More like Carpe Deez Nuts, right?  Am I right, guys?  Deez nuts?  That's still funny right?  Topics include cab fare, too weak for missionary, leaving Raul out of it, sex recovery day.

I'm starting to get the step-sibling trend in porn now... it's the only way they could get the chemistry that sexy!  Topics include I love you and also I never want to see you again, embarrassing oral, treat her like your little sister, unrealistic dating standards.

It's an absolute miracle that this episode exists considering all of the technical difficulties we suffering while recording.  So, you know, really enjoy this one.

We're always bragging about our great advice, but have you ever thought of where it REALLY comes from?  Topics include never nude, definitely not premature ejaculation, the dating experts lied.

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Next time you're out at a bar, I want you to look around and try to guess how many people are actively participating in their kink and/or a sex act.  Have fun!  Topics include exclusivity test, public vibrator outing, eating the peach, and the hand not closing the deal.

NOTE: Also, we apologize, but due to a scheduling conflict we had to postpone our live show!  We're really bummed and very sorry!

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It doesn't matter what stupid idea your teenage brain comes up with, you can always blame Tiktok.  Topics include breaking beds, size comparisons, being a sleepy guy, and feelin' weird about feet.

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Everyone knows that underwear resets in freshness every day if it's worn inside out.  Topics include the sleepiness men must fight, swinging in a situationship, keeping the drawers fresh, ejaculate volume.

BRING ME MORE (SEXY) PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN!  Topics include the sneaking suspicion of dishonesty, the effects of emotions on sexual stamina, making your girlfriend more kinky, and position practice.

Please, for the love of God, if you listen to ANY of our advice: do not put soil inside you.  It's dirt.  It's literal dirt.  Topics include abandonment issues, cuddle boners, focusing on yourself is a lie, holy mole-y.

Before you marry that man you literally just met, please know that you have our full and enthusiastic support to divorce him.

Happy 2026!  Dain promises he won't make any bold statements about this year considering how last year went with... you know.  Everything.  Topics include the guilt of being a sex machine, basic biology, unexpected rimjob, navigating a kinky new partner.