- 49 minutes 27 secondsOur Work is Done
I know it's hard to believe, but prior to this episode... we weren't perfect. But we have shed our flawed mortal forms and stand before as shimmering beams of pure light. Topics include a Minion disclaimer, boobs: what do they mean, doing the work, the futility of being a short king, and a new Hinge feature.
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6 July 2026, 12:00 pm - 49 minutes 52 secondsGreedy PervertIf you don't listen to this episode, I WILL start tweeting like Drake. Topics include AI catfishing, disclosing all your deal breakers, ruining the mood with bodily functions, how to completely misread signals, don't be greedy.
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29 June 2026, 12:00 pm - 54 minutes 44 secondsMecca of Day Game
After 400 episodes, we have FINALLY located the Mecca of harassing women who don't want our attention in public spaces. Topics include a dating app with no dates, is pick-up artistry a scam, expanding your physical preferences, accidentally improving yourself.
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22 June 2026, 5:42 pm - 49 minutes 34 secondsFiles Filled With BeesGreg, if you're going to tell me some long-winded story about a filing error... the result better be catstrophic. Topics include the worst brother ever, knowing your date hates you, do you bother talking to men, what chance do we have if highly accomplished people are single?
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15 June 2026, 12:00 pm - 50 minutes 32 secondsSk8er Boi
You start dating this guy, but you don't really think it's going to go anywhere (because you're a good girl) and the next thing you know... he's slamming on his guitar on MTV. Topics include how dating as a man should be, dating a punk while you're a good girl, escaping the dreaded on-screen boob, Dylan a little dumb.
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8 June 2026, 6:10 pm - 48 minutes 31 secondsTony Pizza Finds LoveI'll never leave you, Tony Pizza. We'll drive off a cliff together in a high speed police chase. Topics include delivery dating, Meta glasses, hyper independence and cultural dating scenes.
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1 June 2026, 5:07 pm - 48 minutes 9 secondsScrunch Your Nuts
Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to incorrectly use social media, doing everything (including finger stuff), recovering from a bad experience.
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25 May 2026, 6:55 am - 48 minutes 44 secondsInvestment Girlfriend
If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word clingy, Irish tantric humiliation, delaying sexy times for medical reasons.
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18 May 2026, 4:46 pm - 51 minutes 21 secondsWhat Have We Become?!
I need to know how serious we are about this relationship and also what you have done to my flesh and bone structure... I'm a monster! Topics include a petty review, AI wife, dating culture shock, what are your intentions with me?
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11 May 2026, 4:56 pm - 50 minutes 25 secondsCooksmaxxing
Bone smashing is out, y'all. We're tenderizing. We're marinating. We're seasoning. And we are irresistible. Topics include waiting by the phone like a cuck, using a huge dildo like a good friend, blindfolded sex, accidentally love thongs.
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4 May 2026, 3:58 pm - 44 minutes 46 secondsLooking for GutsWhat's longer? The length of a grown adult's intestines or the road trip to your evil, wizard boyfriend? Topics include real sour, jealous energy, when do you stop having sex, doing your own inside research, communicating with your wife via text.
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