The first of many: a Commodity of ODDITIES! (It rhymes, you like it.) A compilation of "strange, but true" stories -- Robert and Dylan tackle incestuous pregnancies, morally bankrupt advice seekers, and exorcisms. Social commentary at its truest.

The first 'Gag Reels'! Dylan watches a film and Robert watches another, and they hopelessly search for any artistic value in said films. Did we mention that you've never seen these movies and that they're not so great? This week, Dylan watches 1993's "Shameful Secrets," and, as the name implies, the secret of this movie is certainly shameful. Robert discusses a movie from his childhood, "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation," and the guys argue about whether or not these movies qualify as B-movies. What is a B-movie, you ask? How the hell should we know?

What was college like? What *is* college like? Cynicism from Robert, cautious optimism from Dylan; the guys chatter on about being blocked from the Facebook marketplace, Craigslist whores, dorm life, psychology degrees, and more.