Our two non-fungible gentleman thieves are back, less fungible than ever, more non-fungible, and tokens of virtue, honesty, and petty theft. 

In this special episode, we yet again attempt to wrap our heads around NFTs, try to figure out what fungible even means, and discuss the linguistics of  – to funge – . In the meantime, we lure all shilling celebrities onto a yacht and have them clash against Jeff Bezos and the Koningshaven bridge disassembly.

Will Oskar and Sebastian succeed and – more importantly – will they ever understand or stop discussing what an NFT is?

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Harry Macklowe, real estate lover and fine art hater, has painted a Cy Twombly style target on his head – selling a collection of fine art curated by his ex-wife and himself, posting his wedding pics 42ft wide all over New York City, and taking on loans worth a few billion.

So, whatever the divorce lawyers won’t fetch from his claws, our friendly neighbourhood gentleman thieves will take.

And while Sotheby’s will auction off the second half of the Macklowe collection, we shall make sure there’s nothing to auction off but dust and lint. Watch out, NYC! I’m walkin’ ‘ere!

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Our gentleman thieves are back, baby! For season two!

And we’re balls deep inside the latest digital scheme to relieve numbnuts of their hard earned moneys: NFTs.

What is an NFT? How do they work? Why would anyone buy them? And, most importantly, which companies profit off of them and have bounty ripe for the taking.

Plus: An inside look into an actual heist within the German federal election and an update on our friends at smoothmyballs.

You don’t wanna miss the first time, we’re back in the same room in months!

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Just so this is clear! This isn’t the show now! We’re not busting scams, other people are far more competent at that.

All we are is two friendly gentlemen thieves planning the perfect heist and occasionally helping out people in need of not being scammed.

HerTeamOfficial (now Official Femfire) and ThtSoundsGay are two more scams on instagram. Listen to our episode and come to a shocking conclusion.

Stay safe out there!

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Oskar has fled to international waters while Sebastian remains behind – but nothing can or will stop our two gentleman thieves who are now reduced to one gentleman thief.

This month you’ll receive more fun shenanigans from harassing instagram scams as well as an update on SmoothMyBalls and what are arch rivals from going bald down under are up to these days.

Not to worry, we’ll be back to more regular episodes as soon as we can, but for now please enjoy this shorter filler episode.

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Did SmoothMyBalls with their smooth bot network get in touch with you as well? Well, they did with us… and boy, we dedicated an entire episode to the “brand”, the affiliate scheme, and the products behind it. Hey there! I work for the “How Do I Rob This?” podcast and I’m a great fan of you listening/your content/the unsolicited dick pics you send.  In this episode we deep dive into the world of social media affiliate marketing, namely by a company called Smooth My Balls. So hold on to yours as our gentleman thieves aim for sponsorship and hit investigative journalism, tear those SoBs at SMB a new ball hole, and let you in on a few company secrets. The site and social media presence look legit enough, but their business model has a few red flags. So we went on a journey to take a closer look at the google reverse image search, their server, and of course the balls, that we got them by.  In this episode we go out of our way to do some pre-show research breaks and even have a few guests over. So, is Smooth My Balls a scam? Listen and find out why, how, and what to look out for when making your sponsorship deal. PS: If you want to get in touch with us, just send a message our way, please refrain from harrassing people who promote Smooth My Balls. They’re most likely not scammers, but scammees instead.

Get up to 90(!)% off the SMOOTH MY BALLS PRODUCTS by simply ordering the original via retail instead of paying extra to get scammed! 

Smooth My Balls PUBE MUNCHER – 55.00 USD

aka Mini Table Vacuum – 18.99 EUR:

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HEDGE CLIPPERS – 25.00 USD

aka Regular Manicure Set – 9.99 USD:

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TURF CHOPPER – 79.99 USD

aka OEM Electric Manscape Grooming Hair Trimmer – (starting price per unit) 8.00 USD:

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/OEM-Electric-Manscape-Grooming-Hair-Trimmer_1600153814723.html

Still not convinced? You can check up on our research right here: https://howdoirobthis.com/2021/05/07/smooth-my-balls-the-resources-and-research-that-go-into-uncovering-a-scam/ A ballsy thank you to our interview guests: Nick Massey – host of Nick Massey’s Podcast  & Andrew Dunn – one of the hosts of The Media Lunch Break @MediaLunchBreak on Twitter the_media_lunch_break on IG TheMediaLunchBreak.com Patreon.com/TheMediaLunchBreak They’re on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Pandora, and other places, but those are the big ones.

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Germany is world renowned for its efficiency – but the vaccine rollout demonstrates that more bureaucracy isn’t always better. With jabs not being shoved into peoples arms, the two gentleman thieves take it upon themselves to vaccinate the willing, the deserving, and themselves.

Involving elaborate costumes that would fool Sherlock Holmes himself, a layout of the weirdest make shift hangar in the world, and a deep dive into political failure and conspiracy nuts, the fate of this heist is up in the air!

Listen to our two gentleman thieves and find out! 

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Oo-De-Lally, motherinvestors! Your favourite theoretical heist podcast is back! Recently Robin Hood – the app not the legend – made hedge funds lose billions and Vlad the Impaler (CEO of Robin Hood – again, the app) quickly struck back and banned everyone from making hedge funds lose money by stocking shorts or shorting stocks. 

Meanwhile a long tweet ago in a galaxy far, far away Gina Carano got ousted from Disney from claiming that she not being cancelled for all her far right conspiracy theories and terrible takes is the real holocaust. But Disney granted her wish and finally let her go like a break away Frozen hit single. 

What does that have to do with a 3,200 kg bronze statue on Broadway? How does a silent carnivale art installation communicate that conservative voices are indeed being silenced? And what’s the average pace of a proud boy?

Listen to our two gentleman thieves and find out! 

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A day may come when the courage of podcasting men fails, when the hour of the wolf draws nigh and we leave all market shares to far more popular podcasts, but it is not this day! This day, we record remotely!

In this brand new episode, our two gentleman of Numenor thieves return to their mics via remote recording and rob the real life Hobbiton and the not so real life Minas Tirith in a spectacular double coup, kicking a few doors down and stealing a Palantir (the seeing stone, not the shady surveillance company). 

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Our two gentleman thieves are split up yet again. While Oskar Brown is oa secret mission retrieving a vaccine microchip from Bill Gates, Sebastian Weissbach distracts you with some ASMR. This solo episode is as sensual as it is nonsensical and brings you some much needed relaxation and deep ear attention, if that’s what you’re into. It also explains the roots of bright supremacy.

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Influencers are the bane of modern society. They are everywhere, on the streets, in your house, even in your phones! The worst of the worst live in something called Honey House, which is like Hype House for adults. Quote unquote adults.

These twentysomethings and their made up careers are no match for two gentleman thieves and their malignant misunderstanding of what a TikTok is. Relentlessly they will use and understand modern technology and combine it with halloween spookiness to be the bad influence they themselves were always meant to be.

We’re also on TikTok now. We’ve made one TikTok and that started and simultaneously ended our careers.

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New episodes on the 7th of every month. You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and YouTube – and please feel free to leave us a sweet, sweet review!