We are delighted to share with you the series premiere of the thrilling and chilling sci-fi podcast DERELICT. DERELICT begins with its first season, FATHOM, in which an ancient artifact resembling a giant door has been found at the bottom of Earth's ocean. To study it, the galaxy's most powerful corporation has built a massive, secret research base surrounding it. Their objective: unlock the secrets of the artifact and discover what it holds inside.​ But some mysteries should remain buried, and some doors should never be opened…

Listen now to Derelict S1 on all platforms, then join in for the upcoming second season, which takes the adventure to the farthest reaches of space...

Season 1 of Derelict available here:

https://pod.link/1473460202

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Lem, a human, and Mikey, an A.I., are piloting the first ever faster than light speed ship when they find themselves twice as far as they meant to go, and without any fuel for a return flight. The two of them communicate with Earth using tiny faster-than-light-speed drives, which carry information for Mikey and questions for Lem from his kids. As they work together to solve the problem, they forge a friendship that could change the course of human history, all while trying to answer the question “how did this happen?” And more importantly… “Why?” From Sean Williams (Almelem, Give Me Away), Gideon Media presents ASK YOUR FATHER.

For credits, transcripts, and more info, visit Gideon-Media.com

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Content Warning: This episode features cartoonish violence, cursing, gross slime sound effects, gelatinous cubes attacking people, piracy, and surrealist sound paintings. Listener discretion is advised.

In the finale of Escape from Wheyface Radio!, our heroes must escape the cubicle farm and make their way to Andy’s office! But what figure from Wheyface-past has been pulling the strings the whole time? Plus: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb.

Executive produced by Christopher Dole, Emily St. James, and Eli Barraza

Co-produced by Leslie Gideon and Mara Woods-Robinson.

Starring:

Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely

Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley

Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula

Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom

Emma Sherr-Ziarko as Janet Dogbury

Based on the RPG Escape from Wheyface Radio!

Arden original score by Chris Hatfield.

And Today’s episode is brought to you… by nothing but peace on earth and goodwill towards all. Happy holidays, Arden family. Thank you for listening, and we’ll see you in 2024.

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Content Warning: This episode features cartoonish fight violence and language. Also, please be advised the last seven-ish minutes of the episode take place in an environment with lots of jelly and slime sound effects. Listener discretion is advised.

On this week’s episode of Escape from Wheyface Radio, our heroes meet an old friend, learn the art of salesmanship, and discover the horrifying truth behind the phrase “cubicle farm”. Plus, jingles and surveys!

Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb.

Executive produced by Christopher Dole, Emily St. James, and Eli Barraza

Co-produced by Leslie Gideon and Mara Woods-Robinson.

Starring:

Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely

Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley

Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula

Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom

Emma Sherr-Ziarko as Janet Dogbury

Based on the RPG Escape from Wheyface Radio!

Arden original score by Chris Hatfield.

And this week’s episode is brought to you by Wheyface-Brand Cubicle Repellent. There is no such product as Wheyface-Brand Cubicle Repellent. If you wish to escape your cubicle, consider a vacation. We hear Majorca is lovely this time of year. Vacations; heartily endorsed by Wheyface Industries: The Good People Who Need a Break Sometimes. Thank you, and good night.

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When last we left our heroes, they had just defeated the corporate corsairs holding Wheyface's board hostage - only to be confronted with a bomb! Which executive is secretly working for the pirates! Plus: annoying coworkers and snacks!

Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb.

Executive produced by Christopher Dole, Emily St. James, and Eli Barraza

Co-produced by Leslie Gideon and Mara Woods-Robinson.

Starring:

Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely

Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley

Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula

Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom

Emma Sherr-Ziarko as Janet Dogbury

Based on the RPG Escape from Wheyface Radio!

Arden original score by Chris Hatfield.

This episode also features music used via the Creative Commons agreement on Epidemic Sound.

And this week’s Wheyface Product Highlight: Doomsday Pals Inflate-A-Bunker! If you want to survive the apocalypse, make sure you’re having a good time doing it with the bounciest, funnest bunker of all! Inflate-A-Bunker. Brought to you by Wheyface Industries. The Good People… who will survive and rebuild civilization. Thank you and good night.

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WELCOME TO A NEW ARDEN ADVENTURE!

When Wheyface Industries is invaded by corporate raiders, Bea Casely, Brenda Bentley, Rosalind Ursula, Julie Capsom, and plucky security guard Janet Dogbury decide they're not going to let this hostile takeover happen without a fight! Join old friends and new as we play through Escape from Wheyface Radio! The Arden RPG Experience in a new four-part miniseries running through December 2023. Join us, won't you, as this week we brave renaissance fairs, corporate piracy, and more with nothing but the courage in our hearts and the overgrown hormonal turkey legs in our hands.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode has an alarm sound running from approximately 7:58 to 10:13 and a countdown noise starting at approximately 43:45. There is also comedic violence involving (among other things) pirates, medieval weaponry, and a turkey leg, discussions of eating, discussions of pooping, modern vulture capitalism, existential revelations, and bad language.

STARRING:

Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely

Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley

Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula

Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom

Emma Sherr-Ziarko as Janet Dogbury

DM: Christopher Dole

Based on the Arden RPG adventure Escape from Wheyface Radio!

Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb

Executive Produced by Christopher Dole, Emily St. James, and Eli Barraza

Produced by Leslie Gideon and Mara Woods-Robinson

Original score by Chris Hatfield

Additional music used via Creative Commons License on Epidemic Sound

Support us at Patron.Com/ArdenPod!

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ESCAPE FROM WHEYFACE RADIO! AN ARDEN ACTUAL-PLAY MINISERIES COMING DECEMBER 4TH!

When corporate raiders initiate a truly hostile takeover of Wheyface Tower, it's up to Bea Casely, Brenda Bentley, Rosalind Ursula, Julie Capsom, and plucky security guard Janet Dogbury to save the day! Join us, won't you, as we play through the Arden RPG Escape from Wheyface Radio! with cast and friends, in a thrilling four-part miniseries this December. Brought to you by Wheyface Industries, which is not currently being taken over. Ignore the men in business suits wielding scimitars and flintlocks. Everything is fine.

Starring: Michelle Agresti, Tracey Sayed, Shannon Estabrook, Lindsay Zana, Emma Sherr-Ziarko, AND ????????

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Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors...

Season 1 available now on your podcatcher of choice!

Starring:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger

Jack Carmichael as The Narrator

Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay

Charlie Wes as Ed

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton

Maya Murphy as Millie

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari

David Ault as Mac

Dean J. Smith as Arlo

Mike Paul as The Worshipful Master Mason

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte

David Sillars as Doctor K

Rob Schwarb as Mike

Sena Bryer as Larry

Graham Rowat as Doug Newsham

Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay

Ryan Philbrook as The Smashed Potatoes Ad

Writing, Editing, Sound Design and Production by Jeremy Ellett

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett

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Thank you so, so much for all your support during the Arden S3 fundraiser! We're so thrilled to share with you details of how it went and what you can expect later this year. You can continue to support Arden at patreon.com/ArdenPod and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/arden-podcast!

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Last call to donate! Get your donations in at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city#/! We are just $580 away from unlocking an eighth episode of Arden Season 3 and crossing a massive, massive milestone. You have until 11:59 PM Pacific Time TONIGHT to donate. Join us, won't you?

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