Never Not Funny is off this week, but we'll be back to start Season 38 on February 25th. In the meantime, enjoy this episode of our sister show How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine, hosted by Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel and produced by our own Garon Cockrell! In this episode, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive traveling to space — zero gravity, cosmic rays, and all! Writer/Professional Dancer Dennis Hensley joins the fun to share his hilarious story about auditioning to be a backup dancer for Madonna.

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Jimmy gets in a round of golf before his hernia surgery, and picks up a new nickname. Then, Matt loses his temper on the soccer pitch.

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Bracing yourself with Beth Stelling.

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There comes a time when every man must confront a harsh reality: is it time to switch from belt to suspenders? Then, Erin reveals which '80s pop star she understudied in a production of Cabaret.

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Cooling it now with Vanessa Ramos.

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Garon explains "Heated Rivalry" to three middle-aged straight guys. Then, Doug reveals which celebrity presenter threw him and his fellow joke writers under the bus at a major Hollywood awards show.

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Protecting your sources with Paul F. Tompkins.

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The guys recall their respective high school newspapers... and some of the less legitimate alternative offerings. Then, Hugh shares stories of working at the Comedy Store in the '80s, and reveals what unique gift he received from an SNL cast member during his time on the writing staff of the show.

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Slamming the door shut with Alison Rosen.

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Jimmy wonders which dead rock stars would join forces to create the ultimate super group in heaven. Then, we get to know Macey and find out which "off limits" word proved the most challenging for her when recording a completely clean stand-up set for Dry Bar.

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Firing it up with Jackie Kashian.

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