Meat in the Middle podcast

Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy

Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.

  • 53 minutes 41 seconds
    285 F.R.I.E.S

    Andy and Nam couldn't get into a movie. Dan reads prison reviews. Tyler is on Ozempic. All our guests have tv credits.

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    Outro Music: Let Us Make The World A Loving Place . This beautiful nostalgic song comes from the middle Kingdom. You may recognize it from a strange trend of rural Chinese nostalgia videos often featuring a corner store, a clumsy old man as the clerk, a young girl who often steals things, and an array of Chinese snacks like mini crabs, and snails. Equal parts, haunting, beautiful, and annoying, this song will surely stick with you. Ching Ching ping pong Johnny Yeah -Dan (Wheelchair) 

         
    14 November 2024, 11:02 am
  • 49 minutes 4 seconds
    284 Picky Piggy Hands

    Andy reads dark poetry. Dan has a hot take on Krispey Kreme. Nam wants to go out for pizza. Tyler went to a DSBM show. All our guests have tv credits.

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    Outro Music: Shoutout to Krispy Kreme, and all the fat kids out there

    This bud's for you

    C.R.E.A.M    -Dan (in the wheelchair)

    2 November 2024, 3:56 am
  • 37 minutes 34 seconds
    283 Cold Clam Soup

     

    Andy sang karaoke. Dan learns about a local soup pot. Nam learns about angry dragons. Tyler flies first class. All our guests have tv credits. 

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    Outro Track: This track isn’t lesser known, but it goes hard  Shout out to Andy’s niece clearing fools off the map on Fortnite

    22 October 2024, 12:01 am
  • 33 minutes 33 seconds
    282 Pentagram Face Jams 

    Andy was in a play. Dan is getting married. Nam loved Buttermilk Biscuits.  Tyler loved Aqua. All our guests have tv credits.

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    Outro song: This lesser known banger is by Billy Cobb. It’s called “Do You Remember This Song?” It’s a parody of late 90s alt rock but you already knew that.

    9 October 2024, 7:29 am
  • 54 minutes 49 seconds
    281 Panic Where the Dicks Go

    Andy comes in too early with the crimes of Gérard Depardieu. Dan has the dirt on the labor day weekend traffic jam. Nam found bags of his dad's porn and guns.  All our guests have tv credits.

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    Outro Track: “This lesser known banger is by Jacques Loussier. Eminem and Dr. Dre stole this melody, didn’t attribute the original and got sued successfully, settling for an undisclosed amount of money. Enjoy this banger we just stole again from Jacque. we are broke so good luck suing us.” - DAN (wheelchair)         
    21 September 2024, 7:54 am
  • 41 minutes 49 seconds
    280 Cheugy Carpet Ride

    Andy storm chases. Dan would never trash talk our patreon subscribers. Nam is stunned by an age gap relationship. Tyler's Dad won a mailbox war. All our guests have tv credits.

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    18 September 2024, 3:56 am
  • 53 minutes 57 seconds
    279 Fish Throat Freeway Narcs

    Andy pees in his room. Dan exposes academia. Nam makes innovative ice cream. Tyler brings some slang knowledge. All our guests have tv credits.

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    10 September 2024, 8:03 pm
  • 39 minutes 42 seconds
    276 Cola Brown from Down Town

    Andy announces Dan's cum. Nam gets' mail. Tyler gets food poisoning. All our guests have tv credits.

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    16 August 2024, 1:43 am
  • 54 minutes 37 seconds
    275 We Might Actually Invent a Drink

    Andy won't sell out the patreon subscribers. Dan covers some wheelchair news. Nam doesn't want to go home. Tyler orders a Ramune. All our guests have tv credits.

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    7 August 2024, 5:38 am
  • 46 minutes 25 seconds
    274 House of Lame

    Andy has a list of nepobabies. Dan has seen Godfather. Nam sells some stuff to a guy mid cast. Tyler ear-worms us with an AI version of a popular song. All our guests have tv credits.

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    23 July 2024, 6:22 am
  • 31 minutes 43 seconds
    273 Beer Penguins and Tulip Bums

    Andy shares some block drama. Dan agrees that Afghanis are not terrorists. Nam finds a bizarre foreign beer promotion. Tyler signed up for a time share trip. All our guests have tv credits.

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    13 July 2024, 9:56 pm
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