We're too scared (mostly Brooklynn) to tell scary stories to instead we share silly stupid memories from halloweens past. The real scary things in life. Like getting beat up in a haunted house and having a giant goth man want to kiss you.

This week, in the midst of the hottest midwest summer of all time (don't fact check us), we revel in the hazy magical memories of the summers of our teen years. Roll down your windows, wave your arm like a bird, and play that mixed tape from your crush. Extra points if it includes Bananarama.