- 46 minutes 33 secondsFurry Discrimination At An All-Time High | 9.11.26
Episode 2035
Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:30 AI football picks
00:08:35 Furries are being discriminated against at famous Maryland Renaissance Festival
00:22:40 Giant sinkhole opens at Nick Cage’s Malibu house
00:30:20 Man with Parkinson’s under fire for kicking motorists off his lawn as she was trying to avoid flooded streets
00:36:15 Rick Springfield tells Joe Rogan he killed a man while in Vietnam during USO tour
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11 September 2026, 4:00 am - 49 minutes 40 secondsBucket of Poop, Hot Enchilades and Blind Man Drives Drunk | 9.910.26
Episode 2034
Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk
00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas
00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches and used it for heroin and gay sex
00:36:35 Guess that crime: Trailer park woman throws bucket of her poop on alleged adulterer
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10 September 2026, 4:00 am - 45 minutes 49 secondsWill The SEC Expel LSU? | 9.9.26
Episode 2033
Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:32 Michigan v Western Michigan controversy
00:06:47 Guardsman faces felony charges for pulling gun after grooming standards argument
00:26:06 The SEC meets on Thursday to Expel LSU
00:33:35 Rabid baby goats at NC petting zoo
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 September 2026, 4:00 am - 44 minutes 54 secondsTrump has Brown Hair Now | 9.8.26
Episode 2032
Brought to you by Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans
00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery
00:23:33 President Trump goes "Brunette"
00:32:12 Irate Passenger on American Airlines flight Restrained with Duct Tape by Fellow Passengers and Crew
00:38:06 New documentary from Nathan Fielder about to drop about Theranos, and it looks awesome
Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://patreon.com/HardFactor to get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more. HAGFD!!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8 September 2026, 4:00 am - 43 minutes 59 secondsFREE PATREON PREVIEW Florida Man Friday: The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" | 9.7.26
FREE PATREON PREVIEW FOR LABOR DAY FOR MORE, GO TO PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR
This episode is brought to you by
ULTRA: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code HARDFACTOR.
Mark and Will break down the most hilarious Florida stories of the week, including:
Florida Woman caught giving the local construction crew a live sex show while laying on a wooden pallet
Florida Man found nude in stranger's pool after multiple encounters with police in same day
Florida Man smashes up Arby's with metal pipe right after getting out of prison for killing a swan
The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" - the informant who knew too much...
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7 September 2026, 9:46 pm - 44 minutes 23 secondsBeware of the Cat In The Hat Viral Trend | 9.4.26
Episode 2031
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial
00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services
00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place
00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend
00:29:34 Georgia cops at it again. Want to arrest man who found $30 on the floor and didn’t turn it in
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4 September 2026, 4:00 am - 46 minutes 15 secondsThe Joe Paterno Experience Museum | 9.3.26
Episode 2030
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released
00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park
00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years
00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly
00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football Experience Room announced by Penn State
00:34:00 Taiwanese man arrested for spying on cheating wife thanks to Roomba vaccuum
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3 September 2026, 4:00 am - 44 minutes 38 secondsPet Miniature Donkey Viscously Slain by Local Police | 9.2.26
Episode 2029 - Brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community for bonus pods, discord chat, trivia nights and more!!
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:07 Wes discusses the right way to
00:06:15 USS Abe Lincoln finally docking.... in THAILAND!!
00:15:35 Georgia - Pet Donkey "Hee-Haw" Slain, and 12 year-old girl found
00:25:25 Youth Football BRAWL between Coaches and Parents Erupts in Pittsburgh
00:36:05 The LA Butt Sniffer is BACK in Glendale
Thank you for listening, we loves you and HAGFD!!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2 September 2026, 4:00 am - 45 minutes 7 secondsMen Are Purposely Showing Up To Dates Smelling Horrible | 9.1.26
Episode 2028
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:10 New trend of men not showering before dates to attract women
00:14:10 Incredible heist of $70,000 worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in California
00:19:40 Is taking way too much LSD actually good for you?
00:25:25 Belgian man was married to a biological man posing as a woman for 19 years
00:35:25 The latest crimes in Pat’s hood
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 September 2026, 4:00 am - 40 minutes 23 secondsIs The FBI Now Allowing Bestiality Recruits? | 8.31.26
Episode 2027
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:00:50 Scottie cost the boys their Tour Championship bets
00:06:20 The FBI is reportedly lowering hiring standards to allow bestiality perps in
00:19:30 Milo Yiannopoulos was nabbed by ICE
00:25:10 Fast and Furious style heist in Egypt with crazy ending
00:30:25 The “Serial Defactor” in Tulsa might have been caught
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31 August 2026, 4:00 am - 48 minutes 30 secondsTrump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center | 8.26.26
Episode 2026
Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR!
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:31 We got a new lake
00:09:35 Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center
00:19:53 Good Good/Callaway golf commercial that has caused quite the shitstorm over DV
00:35:17 Beat to death with dildo
00:38:24 Steak and shake florida man
00:41:22 Fat English Man caught on camera bricking drugs and phone into prison fence over and over again
For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28 August 2026, 4:00 am - More Episodes? Get the App