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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:30 Man attacks woman for laughing in the movie theater

00:16:34 Florida Man caught stealing a shitload of gas

00:21:10 Florida Man Busted for Ordering Kilo of Coke in the Mail

00:27:05 Tinder date goes wrong as old man goes psycho

00:36:15 Leprosy is Back in Florida Somehow

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Episode 2010

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 100% Creepy Weirdo Episode

00:03:14 Ohio congressional candidate Max Miller accused of marital violence by wife, GRINDR reveals, and a Michigan candidate that sounds like Ms. Rachel

00:21:40 Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center, peeping through the walls at plasma donors

00:34:16 Angry Londoner destroys neighbor's fish pond over pump noise + Creepy Colombian unleashes Theater-clearing Fart at Spider-man showing

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Episode 2009 

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:15 Pat is dealing with an issue at his neighborhood park

00:10:50 Telegram owner Pavel Durov is being targeted by Russia for not giving up customers 

00:14:20 China sends a police drown to yell at you to get out of the water at night 

00:16:10 South Korea’s dopamine site trend is fake shopping and fake deliveries 

00:21:30 Australian Parliament Member wants all kids to stop going online and start shooting 

00:26:30 Man punches kids playing tag on a Carnival Cruise in the face and stomach

00:35:00 Man arrested for boobytrapping lawn to pop kids bike tires 

00:40:50 Ozempic is eliminating the gay bear community

00:42:10 Police officers dressing up like shrubbery to catch people driving on their phones

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Episode 2008 

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:07:08 Update the poor NY male students will no longer have sexbot AI teacher after complaints

00:11:32 Wes joins from Japan, gives update on SOAP massage journey

00:16:45 Teacher expelled for burning boy’s private parts with knife for urinating in pants

00:21:50 Weed News: CBG is Crushing Fatty Liver, and “Cannaflavins” are now Crushing Cancer

00:30:11 Mitch McConnell update

00:33:15 Did Trump poo his pants?

00:36:45 U.S. FCC approves giant space mirror to deliver 'sunlight on demand,'

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 Wes is officially IN Japan (first Smoking Lounge review), and other headlines

00:07:25 AI companies, at least Anthropic according to lawsuit document, are buying pre-2023 books to literally eat them (to death) into their data training model for LLMs

00:19:48 ECommerce Bytes wins $50 Million from settlement with EBay + Meme News is the BEST

00:22:39 The "DubBot" from the Dublin, Ohio Police force has been shut down less than a year into service after contributing to ZERO arrests or tickets

00:26:48 Kansas Man arrested at public hearing for clapping against data centers + LASER BEAMS

00:33:50 Austin, Texas Pet Store has 2000 gallon fish tank burst randomly

00:37:30 13 year-old caught sharing magic mushroom candy at local YMCA

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Episode 2006 

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:50 Some of the best clips from the White House Correspondence Dinner

00:21:40 The Unmasking Effect and Global Warming

00:31:40 Man impales himself all the way through with hiking pole then walks 10 miles

00:35:30 Influencer posts tik tok about her pedo husband and gets murdered 

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:34 Lil Wayne Interview recap 00:09:08 Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust

00:26:45 Bear electrocuted on electrical pole after rescue deemed too risky

00:34:18 Michelin star chef in South Korea facing jail over ant dessert

00:40:15 Orcas are now exploding Sunfish with tremendous force

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:15 Jack sucks

00:08:25 First-ever instance of a chatbot hacking another AI without user direction, plus AI lawsuits for idiots 

00:20:25 New unbuttoned jean fashion trend sweeping the nation

00:27:50 Woman suing McDonald's for fries that were too hot and perfect

00:36:12 Names of fallen soldiers from the Iran War

00:37:30 Argentina has ruled that two goldfish should have human rights and are sentient beings

00:41:55 Man frees bear trapped in his SUV with a very smart solution

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 Wes' Japan trip is officially ALMOST here - Shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday next 2 weeks. Live taping going away soon. Send comments. Love you Hardo Hive.

00:07:42 Trouble on the High Seas: Chicago Speedboat, (12:28) Bloodthirsty Beaver, (15:11) Killer Whale Domination 

00:18:37 Japan has invented personal refrigerators for fat people to cool down

00:26:07 Reverse Cowgirl Fake News??

00:29:45 Louisiana Woman gets Horrific Genital Injury on Honduras Zip-line, Pays Over $50K to Get Home

00:36:06 Japan also Invents Sweat-Powered Shirt, Transforming Obese People into Super-human Generators

00:39:12 Japan Dealing with Corporate Shorts Crisis

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:20 Taylor Farms met with the White House and is trying to spin the diarrhea lettuce

00:15:00 Women set world records at the lumberjack world championships 

00:18:40 Big girl in her underwear is stealing everyone’s milk in the UK

00:24:20 The former city planner of Sausalito tried to steal two yachts at 5AM

00:30:50 Prisoner gets in trouble for signing all his lover letter in his own semen

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:21 Israel going to use Nile crocodiles to keep Palestinians from escaping prison

00:18:55 Andrew Tate arrested in Blouse and Capris

00:27:48 Jimothy the raccoon

00:29:19 Bad groom grapes brides relative after rehearsal dinner

00:33:54 Pastor says your “gay” if you don’t tithe

00:36:29 Alleged Maryland bank robber brings stolen kitten along for attempted heist

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