• 46 minutes 33 seconds
    Furry Discrimination At An All-Time High | 9.11.26

    Episode 2035

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    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:03:30 AI football picks

    00:08:35 Furries are being discriminated against at famous Maryland Renaissance Festival

    00:22:40 Giant sinkhole opens at Nick Cage’s Malibu house

    00:30:20 Man with Parkinson’s under fire for kicking motorists off his lawn as she was trying to avoid flooded streets

    00:36:15 Rick Springfield tells Joe Rogan he killed a man while in Vietnam during USO tour

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    11 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 49 minutes 40 seconds
    Bucket of Poop, Hot Enchilades and Blind Man Drives Drunk | 9.910.26

    Episode 2034

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    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk

    00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas  

    00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches and used it for heroin and gay sex

    00:36:35 Guess that crime: Trailer park woman throws bucket of her poop on alleged adulterer 

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    10 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 45 minutes 49 seconds
    Will The SEC Expel LSU? | 9.9.26

    Episode 2033

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    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:03:32 Michigan v Western Michigan controversy 

    00:06:47 Guardsman faces felony charges for pulling gun after grooming standards argument

    00:26:06 The SEC meets on Thursday to Expel LSU

    00:33:35 Rabid baby goats at NC petting zoo

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    9 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 44 minutes 54 seconds
    Trump has Brown Hair Now | 9.8.26

    Episode 2032


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    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans

    00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery

    00:23:33 President Trump goes "Brunette"

    00:32:12 Irate Passenger on American Airlines flight Restrained with Duct Tape by Fellow Passengers and Crew

    00:38:06 New documentary from Nathan Fielder about to drop about Theranos, and it looks awesome


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    8 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 43 minutes 59 seconds
    FREE PATREON PREVIEW Florida Man Friday: The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" | 9.7.26

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    Mark and Will break down the most hilarious Florida stories of the week, including:

    • Florida Woman caught giving the local construction crew a live sex show while laying on a wooden pallet

    • Florida Man found nude in stranger's pool after multiple encounters with police in same day

    • Florida Man smashes up Arby's with metal pipe right after getting out of prison for killing a swan

    • The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" - the informant who knew too much...

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    7 September 2026, 9:46 pm
  • 44 minutes 23 seconds
    Beware of the Cat In The Hat Viral Trend | 9.4.26

    Episode 2031

    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial

    00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services

    00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place

    00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend

    00:29:34 Georgia cops at it again. Want to arrest man who found $30 on the floor and didn’t turn it in

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    4 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 46 minutes 15 seconds
    The Joe Paterno Experience Museum | 9.3.26

    Episode 2030

    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released  

    00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park  

    00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years 

    00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly 

    00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football Experience Room announced by Penn State

    00:34:00 Taiwanese man arrested for spying on cheating wife thanks to Roomba vaccuum

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    3 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 44 minutes 38 seconds
    Pet Miniature Donkey Viscously Slain by Local Police | 9.2.26

    Episode 2029 - Brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community for bonus pods, discord chat, trivia nights and more!!

    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:03:07 Wes discusses the right way to

    00:06:15 USS Abe Lincoln finally docking.... in THAILAND!!

    00:15:35 Georgia - Pet Donkey "Hee-Haw" Slain, and 12 year-old girl found

    00:25:25 Youth Football BRAWL between Coaches and Parents Erupts in Pittsburgh

    00:36:05 The LA Butt Sniffer is BACK in Glendale

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    2 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 45 minutes 7 seconds
    Men Are Purposely Showing Up To Dates Smelling Horrible | 9.1.26

    Episode 2028

    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:05:10 New trend of men not showering before dates to attract women

    00:14:10 Incredible heist of $70,000 worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in California

    00:19:40 Is taking way too much LSD actually good for you?

    00:25:25 Belgian man was married to a biological man posing as a woman for 19 years

    00:35:25 The latest crimes in Pat’s hood

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    1 September 2026, 4:00 am
  • 40 minutes 23 seconds
    Is The FBI Now Allowing Bestiality Recruits? | 8.31.26

    Episode 2027

    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:00:50 Scottie cost the boys their Tour Championship bets

    00:06:20 The FBI is reportedly lowering hiring standards to allow bestiality perps in 

    00:19:30 Milo Yiannopoulos was nabbed by ICE

    00:25:10 Fast and Furious style heist in Egypt with crazy ending

    00:30:25 The “Serial Defactor” in Tulsa might have been caught

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    31 August 2026, 4:00 am
  • 48 minutes 30 seconds
    Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center | 8.26.26

    Episode 2026

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    00:00:00 Timestamps

    00:04:31 We got a new lake

    00:09:35  Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center

    00:19:53 Good Good/Callaway golf commercial that has caused quite the shitstorm over DV

    00:35:17 Beat to death with dildo

    00:38:24 Steak and shake florida man

    00:41:22 Fat English Man caught on camera bricking drugs and phone into prison fence over and over again

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    28 August 2026, 4:00 am
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