• 9 minutes 50 seconds
    MINI: The Proper Way To Have Tea

    We asked the nation the ultimate tea question for a chance to win $1,000 thanks to Yorkshire Tea: 'What's the proper way to have tea?' We settle the debate once and for all.

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    19 August 2026, 3:04 am
  • 52 minutes 45 seconds
    FULL: Yams and Aerating

    Kicking off with a midweek check-in for 3 Word Wednesday, the team shares stories of spicy-chip consequences and noisy tradies.

    Plus, listeners debate the proper way to make a cup of tea, Bird Week delivers a memorable tale of an emu stealing a meat pie, and What Are The Odds? returns with more unbelievable coincidences.

    Then, the show wraps up with Dating Movies for AWTW.

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    19 August 2026, 12:52 am
  • 10 minutes 54 seconds
    MINI: Bird Week

    We're kicking off Bird Week with some truly unforgettable stories from our listeners. 

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    18 August 2026, 2:36 am
  • 55 minutes 25 seconds
    FULL Can't Stop The Mop

    Bird Week has officially landed on The Christian O’Connell Show!

    We kick off the with Monday Winners and Losers, chat about the ultimate signs you're an adult, and unveil our giant bald eagle poster. Plus, listeners share their incredible bird stories..

    Also, a debate on the proper rules of plane etiquette before celebrating Bird Week with Bird Bands for At Work Time Waster.

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    18 August 2026, 12:40 am
  • 12 minutes 37 seconds
    MINI: Surprises Gone Wrong

    Producer Caitlin shares how her grand surprise was nearly ruined by her mum, which opened the conversation for more ruined surprises.

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    17 August 2026, 3:12 am
  • 58 minutes 27 seconds
    FULL: Sultanas & Eagles

    Kicking off with 3 Word Weekend, then into a conversation all about surprises, from ruined surprises to the art of pulling off the perfect surprise. 

    Plus, brand new Misheard Lyrics and Put A Celeb In A TV Show for AWTW!

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    17 August 2026, 12:30 am
  • 8 minutes 55 seconds
    MINI: Don't Hide Your Onion Away

    The people have spoken in the Senseless Census!

    We uncover where onions belong on a Bunnings sausage, the phone numbers you can never forget, and the surprising answers to your first celebrity crush and favourite age.

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    14 August 2026, 1:27 am
  • 39 minutes 51 seconds
    FULL: A Nonna Bouncer

    We start the show with Knock Off Friday before diving into fresh Senseless Census results, debating the correct onion placement on a Bunnings sausage.

    Plus, we build a Rock N' Roll themed People's Playlist before closing out the week with Movie Bands in AWTW.

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    14 August 2026, 12:40 am
  • 8 minutes 19 seconds
    MINI: Tell Me You're Australian Without Telling Me

    Christian wants to know: What Makes You Aussie?

    From wearing shorts all year round to perfecting the Tim Tam Slam, listeners and the team share the everyday Aussie habits that scream Australia without saying a word.

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    13 August 2026, 1:18 am
  • 47 minutes 58 seconds
    FULL: Curt The Blurt

    Christian's Census confession about how many hours of unpaid household chores he does sparked family drama, Ray Gun's upcoming documentary had everyone talking, and we asked Australia: What are you up to right now?

    Plus, brand new Tombstone Texts, listeners shared the most Aussie things they've ever done, costly mix-ups in The Wrong, and online movie titles in the At Work Time Waster. 

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    13 August 2026, 12:13 am
  • 47 minutes 17 seconds
    FULL: Boob Tsunami

    Christian and the team kick things off with a post-Census debrief, discovering that explaining their jobs is harder than filling out the form itself, while Pete gets an unexpected reminder of his single status.

    Plus, the Senseless Census reveals Australia's shower habits and settles the Parma vs Schnitty debate once and for all. We also hear the weirdest things hidden in listeners' freezers, uncover some incredible "What Are The Odds?" coincidences, and finish with Make A Band Younger for AWTW.

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    12 August 2026, 1:20 am
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