Who wins in a fight: a tiny creature grown in a cow's stomach or a demonic South African goblin? Michael Malice and Kurt Metzger have thoughts.

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes comedian Kurt Metzger for a conversation that begins with Turkish hair-plug rumors and a completely deranged text exchange, then descends into homunculi, witch doctors, underground military bases, alien reproductive experiments, and ancient occult societies. They also discuss Kurt’s suspicious Emmy situation, Big Jay Oakerson’s alleged camera tricks, and why Michael was genuinely blown away by Kurt’s new YouTube series, The Experts.

Then the real competition begins: who knows more deeply disturbing things about the world? They get into the Tokoloshe, The Book of the Cow, George Gurdjieff, Steve Bannon’s interest in black magic, Babylonian mystery schools, and whether ancient occult practices are quietly resurfacing in modern politics. They also examine the Cult of Cybele, mass psychology, yellow journalism, and why the rich and powerful may be far more connected to the bizarre realities of everyday life than we realize.

It's comedians versus conspiracy rabbit holes, with two men armed with far too much obscure historical knowledge. By the end, you'll have learned things you never wanted to know, and probably have several new reasons not to trust anyone.

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Is the Second Amendment a constitutional right, or a privilege the government lets you keep until it changes its mind?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes Gun Owners of America’s Ben Sanderson to discuss red flag laws, government overreach, and whether the Second Amendment is becoming a constitutional right in name only. They break down major court victories, the Biden-era pistol brace ban, and how gun owners can face felony charges and tens of thousands in legal bills over regulations Ben argues should never have existed.

The two also discuss how lawmakers work around landmark rulings like District of Columbia v. Heller, whether the Founders intended the right to bear arms to evolve with technology, and why body armor has become a legislative target. Plus, we get the backstory on the viral GOA shirt “Save a Pup, Abolish the ATF.”

From concealed-carry reciprocity to the politicians fighting for gun rights, they make the case that this battle is about more than firearms: it’s about who gets to decide which constitutional rights you're allowed to exercise.

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What makes someone betray the people who trusted them, and what happens when they get caught?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) sits down with guerrilla journalist James O’Keefe to discuss his latest confrontation with Abdul Sayed’s political crew, the art of staying calm when a situation spirals out of control, and what happens when powerful people realize their secrets are about to come out. James explains why people are so willing to sell their souls for status, why institutional journalism has lost its grip, and what the story of Walter Duranty can teach us about the media today.

Then the conversation gets personal. James recounts his ousting from Project Veritas, the confrontation with Matt Tyrmand that followed, and why he believes betrayal and informing have become recurring themes in his professional life. Michael and James also dig into the psychology of snitching, the lengths people go to protect their self-image, and why admitting wrongdoing can be more threatening than the wrongdoing itself.

It’s an incredible conversation that asks the question: When the fight for truth turns into a war of betrayals, how do you know who’s actually on your side?

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Is America falling apart, or have we finally started waking up?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes Sean Davis, CEO and co-founder of The Federalist, to discuss what conservatism actually stands for, whether Republicans have become little more than a reaction to the Left, and if the GOP is headed for a brutal reality check come November.

Then they get into the darker stuff: human depravity, the nature of evil, and whether modern America is drifting toward a form of totalitarianism while everyone argues about politics. The two clash over censorship, religious societies, and the unsettling ways old Comstock-era ideas could find new life in modern legislation. This all leads to a fundamental question: Is technology making us freer, or just making it easier to control what we’re allowed to say?

It’s a great conversation about the ideas, ideologies, and moral failures shaping America’s future. Plus, we get a random history lesson from Michael as he explains why hotel lobbies often aren't on the first floor. 

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Dr. Phil interviews everyone. Today, Michael Malice interviews Dr. Phil.

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) sits down with Dr. Phil to talk about what may be happening to an entire generation of kids online. Dr. Phil argues that social media platforms are engineered to be addictive, that their algorithms constantly learn what keeps children engaged, and that recent safety measures are mostly “checking the boxes” instead of fixing the underlying problem. They get into predators, self-harm, AI companions, random reinforcement, collapsing social skills due to “social” media, and why America may be moving far too slowly to protect kids online. 

Then Michael turns the tables on the guy who built a career getting inside everyone else’s head. What was Dr. Phil like as a kid? Does he ever get tired of being expected to turn on “Dr. Phil mode”? And how is his relationship with Oprah now that they appear to be on opposite sides of politics? 

It’s part serious warning, part bizarre therapy session, and part conversation you probably won’t hear anywhere else. 

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Why are humans so unbelievably bad at understanding each other?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) sits down with @HoeMath, the world’s manliest and most hilarious sex genius, to figure out why communicating with other humans is apparently so damn difficult.

They get into the bizarre ways men and women view potential partners, why we react to conflicting information by protecting our egos instead of pursuing the truth, and why humans would rather have a satisfying narrative than an accurate one. They also dive into the root cause of virtue signaling, how media blurs reality and programs behavior, and why smart people sometimes pretend not to understand what’s happening right in front of them.

And somehow, @HoeMath illustrates all of this with his completely insane hand-drawn visuals. So if you’ve ever wondered why people are so irrational, defensive, anxious, horny, or just impossible to talk to… this might finally explain it.

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What if the thing making you angry is exactly what’s keeping you weak?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes the man who is no stranger to controversy, Jesse Lee Peterson, for a conversation about anger, race, faith, and the ideas you're probably not supposed to say out loud. Jesse explains why he believes the civil rights movement was a disaster for America and especially for black Americans, why his parents told him to stay away from Martin Luther King Jr.’s “mess,” and why keeping people divided may be the easiest way to keep them controlled.

From early American gang violence and Karen Bass to Jesse inviting Michael to pick cotton in Alabama, the conversation goes places you probably won't expect. Jesse also explains why he has hope for America, whether some people are genuinely unsavable, and what he thinks is behind society’s apparent loss of faith. 

Then Michael gets Jesse’s take on the Lindsay Clancy case, what his “Jewish name” would be, and where Barack Obama ranks on his list of terrible people. 

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Can Michael Malice actually reason with a leftist?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) sits down with Jessica Tarlov, the liberal co-host of "The Five" for a candid talk about being the designated heel at Fox, playing the long game, and what really happened with Greg Gutfeld after their clash following Charlie Kirk’s death. She also explains what she thinks her job actually is on Fox News, and why Trump’s attacks on her hit a nerve.

Then Michael and Jessica get into the stuff that usually ends friendships: Trump, political violence, TDS, abortion, and why people would rather believe a comforting story than an inconvenient fact. They don't agree on much, but the abortion conversation gets surprisingly close to common ground. And somehow, two people on opposite sides of the political spectrum demonstrate what political disagreement can look like when neither side is trying to immediately destroy the other.

Jessica also tells us about her brand-new book, I Disagree: Winning Arguments Without Losing Friends, which is filled with advice for surviving political arguments with your friends and family, while Michael has a much more urgent message for America: please stop drinking Diet Coke. 

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What happens when telling the truth makes you the villain, and then the scandal proves you weren't crazy?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes philosopher and academic, Nathan Cofnas, for an honest conversation about the Jason Arday plagiarism scandal, DEI, and the ideological pressures shaping academia. Nathan explains how an academic investigation became a supposed race campaign, what finally made the scandal impossible to ignore, and how Nathan found himself at the center of it. They also discuss Arday’s death, the pressures that kept the allegations buried, and whether Nathan regrets pulling the thread.

Then Michael asks the questions you're probably not supposed to ask: Is IQ research inherently racist? What does genetics actually tell us about intelligence? And is censorship actually creating more racists? Nathan makes an incredible case for openly discussing human biodiversity AND argues that suppressing uncomfortable ideas may be doing the exact opposite of what its defenders intend.

So what does the Arday scandal really expose: Is it just a few bad actors in academia, or are we dealing with a university system too ideologically compromised to save?

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Is America actually in decline, or are we just watching the same cycle that has destroyed civilizations before?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes author and political blogger, Curtis Yarvin, onto the show for a provocative look at the fate of America, and whether the country is approaching the end of an era. They dig into Rome, California, and whether the West is genuinely in trouble, or if comparing America to collapsing civilizations is just “astrology for men.”

Curtis challenges Michael’s optimism about the state of the world and lays out his darker predictions for what could happen if Republicans lose in 2028. They also revisit 9/11, the Cold War, the decline of high-trust society, the exponential growth of parasocial relationships, and the increasingly tribal nature of American politics. Somehow, even Danny Bonaduce becomes part of the historical analogy.

And beneath it all is one uncomfortable question: have Americans lost the ability to change their political reality, or is something much bigger about to break? And, if the current system really is heading toward a reckoning, will 2028 finally produce the candidate willing to look the entire political establishment in the face and simply say: “F you.”

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What happens when two of the internet’s most committed trolls sit down and compare notes?

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes world-famous comedian and You Be Trippin’ host, Ari Shaffir, for a conversation about trolling, hypocrisy, religion, and the strange art of making people absolutely furious. Ari explains what he might be doing if he weren't a comedian, while Michael reveals the exact moment he became a troll, and the first time he realized just how much fun it could be. The two revisit Ari's battles with professional wrestlers, the fallout from his infamous Kobe Bryant tweet, and the satisfaction of exposing hypocrisy in comedy.

They also get into Ari’s Jewish upbringing, why he stopped practicing, his first taste of bacon, and the hilarious lengths people will go to technically obey rules they clearly don't believe in. And then there’s the Dolly Parton tweet Michael wrote but never sent. What did it say? Why didn't he post it? And was it the greatest troll that never happened?

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