This week, Matt makes the front page of the local newspaper, Chris gets a full-on super power, and someone learns Dr. Igor's first name! BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the I.F.O.H.M. quiz (thanks, John Truckasaurus), the guys meet a nice fella with a lovely thick "skin bracelet," and it's time to Roll a Dude: What's My Creeptobscare Costume edition (roll your own below if you like)!

GRAB A 6-SIDED DIE AND GET ROLLIN'!

Roll for Mask!:

• 1 - Werewolf
• 2 - Frankenstein
• 3 - Dragon (roll again for type)
  • 1 - Ice
  • 2 - Fire
  • 3 - Ninja
  • 4 - Rainbow
  • 5 - Hairy
  • 6 - Silly
• 4 - Shatner
• 5 - Noid
• 6 - Your Own Face

Roll for Your Top!

• 1 - Lab Coat
• 2 - Glittery Fairy Wings
• 3 - Wild West Sheriff Vest
• 4 - Stripey Burglar Shirt
• 5 - Mayor Sash
• 6 - Inflatable Muscles

Roll for Your Bottoms!

• 1 - Slug
• 2 - Speedos and a little shark is attacked to the butt like its biting the butt
• 3 - Long Uncle Sam Pants that hide stilts
• 4 - Fake little legs hanging out of a cauldron and it looks like a witch is carrying you in the cauldron
• 5 - Bellbottoms
• 6 - Frank-N-Furter Fishnets

Roll for Hands!

• 1 - Crab Claws
• 2 - Fingerless Gloves
• 3 - Skeletony!
• 4 - Go-Go-Gadget
• 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them
• 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves

Roll for Feet!

• 1 - Crab Claws
• 2 - Fingerless Gloves
• 3 - Skeletony!
• 4 - Go-Go-Gadget
• 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them
• 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves

Roll for Accessory:

• 1 - Magic Wand
• 2 - Actual Machete (wet)
• 3 - Purse full of bugs
• 4 - Hoagie with fingers in it
• 5 - 1/8 Scale Exact Model of Yourself
• 6 - Travel Mug of blood that is still too hot to drink

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Matt is betrayed by his bladder, Chris teases his read via carved pumpkin (it has a cheese knife jammed in the middle of its pumpkin face), and a tormented spirit joins the brothers for a hair-raising Book Re-Boo (like review, get it?)!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction Translated Into Latin or Microorganism (thanks, Adam!), a quick Correction is made, a good boy earns yummy treats, and we got the cure for Premature Oldface!

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This week, Chris finds the absolute limits of western medicine, Matt draws a bat, and someone feels an ominous breeze in the oddest place!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Chicken Soup for the Who? (thanks, beeeeb!), Matt makes Chris sing not one but TWO parts in the latest edition of Surprise Scaryoke, and HELP I CROAK!

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This week, Creeptobscare is back! The guys picked a book and barely explain why! Hope you're a big fan of doctors and gurneys and Frankenstein monsters because you're about to be up to your neck in that stuff!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Knock-Off Halloween Costume, Predictions are (predictably) predicted, and someone gets a User-mandated gift! Hooray!

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, it's barely been 8 months since we started this book and we're already down to 2 lil endings to track down?! Time sure does fly when you're traveling near lightspeed! Will we finish this dang thing this week? LET'S SEE!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the Is It An Ending from This Book or An Ending from Somewhere Else quiz (thanks, Esme!), Matt has some Self Care Corner tips for Fall (for probably the 9th time who's even keeping track anymore), brains are opening to eat your books, and someone gets to the bottom of the mystery of the blob people who were objects and are now kind of living things and kind of not!

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This week, Matt is forlorn at how dang tough it's getting to do these reads, Chris has a major bummer bummer alert big bad bummer time, and someone gets 45 whole seconds in before blowing the entire Wild Card for the week!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Can't-Wait-for-Creeptobscare round of the One Word Switch Quiz, Chris delivers a fresh 'n hot Data Dump, someone's brain is fine working great, and HOO BOY look at 'em sting those strings with a DANDY!

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This week, Chris goes faster than anyone has ever gone, Matt gets a classic groaner of an ending, and if you're the kind of person who loves to merge into starry emptiness boy oh boy is this episode for you!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-conceived round of The Wild Card Quiz (thanks Glitch_Particle!), Matt hooks you up with stuff to do this weekend in a new edition of Finish It Tell Me (links below), the boys do some vibesolving, and don't forget to GO THANK YOURSELF!

Here are your links for what to do this weekend:

Atlanta, GA!
St. Louis, MO!
Las Vegas, NV!
Cleveland, OH!
Hendersonville, TN!
Jones Beach State Park, NY!
St. George, UT!
Oakland, CA!

(And here's the usual links as usual per the usual.)

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Happy back-to-school days! The guys revisit their traditional school adventure and discover THIS MIGHT BE THE FINAL READ! What gory ghouly horrors lie in store? Will they actually complete the book? We shall see!

Also, Matt challenges Chris round two of the User-generated Wham Bam Anagram: Author Edition quiz (thanks, Daniel!), Chris reviews cozy socks, and always remember—it's not your job to Frankenstein the world!

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Matt gets a real blast from the past, Chris gets to—hold on to your hats—TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, someone finds a whole new story path, and someone else biffs it! But who does what, you ask? It's more complicated than you can possibly imagine!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Wham Bam Anagram (thanks, Daniel!), Matt popcorns out a trio of shorty segments (What's That Thing That Mom is Holding and Waving Around! Anecdoting! I Saw It on the Internet!), and who could forget beloved authors Neil C. Fromgrify, Allen Woidry, Sassnaur Dunes, Dr. Chief Bradlith Rig, Ken Glutchic and Bill C. Macy?!

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This week, Matt gets an ending so forgettable he has no idea if it's even new, Chris learns a new word in an alien language, and uh oh here comes star gas!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Unstranslate This For Me Please Quiz, Chris shows off What's All the Things Behind the Scenes with a deep dive into his soundboard set up, and who doesn't love a story ending on a maybe?!

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This week, Chris is keeping things real political, Matt wonders war uhn good gosh what is it good for and why is it happening, and someone got distracted and forgot to read the final page of their read. How does that happen?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Gilligan's Planet, the guys see if they can get an Aye for Fashion, and you totally have to hit up ZOO NIGHTS it's WILD!

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Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

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Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Illustrations by Paul Granger.