36 Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros 2010 with guest Jack Stallion

So, here's the deal folks. Jack and I watched this movie, and it's not a good movie, and we talked about it anyway. We had some new and different recording mishaps that make for a slightly disjointed conclusion. And instead of getting this published in time for my birthday, I got all depressed and didn't do it and now I rushed it and here it is. You can still make me happy by leaving me a review or by bothering your friends until they give this thing a listen. 

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612603/

Full movie:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59b8389d7036e

Randy and Jack Stallion are checking out a more resent, softcore movie this week because concepts like "vintage" and "time" are meaningless and we all know it. Maybe our highest-rated movie of all time, but keep in mind that this is a month into lockdown so who can say what's going on with our tastes exactly. Plenty of cast-overlap with the "Breastiverse" flicks we reviewed early on. 

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1594912/

Full movie:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c3216a259118

Not really sure what to do with the numbering system on these episodes. Maybe I'll just make it more and more confusing. Maybe I'll just restart from episode one, and count all the episodes equally? Who knows! But even that doesn't really work because there are a couple of "lost" episodes that count in our episode numbers but have never been released. Mysterious! Anyway, here I am talking Batman with my friend Cody Grenada!

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136164/

Complete movie:

https://xhamster.com/videos/the-erotic-adventures-of-bedman-and-throbbin-1989-2594686

It's another solo Randy episode! That's the thing everyone loves, right? Hope so! Randy spends most of this episode talking about anise-flavored booze. And why shouldn't he? It's much more exciting than this movie! Lots of ferns and 80s lingerie, but otherwise, not much to get excited about. Oh well! All of us here at BBC headquarters wish you a safe quarantine and we'd like to remind you that if you want to kill a couple of hours, you can always come on the pod! That's right—certain other programs rely on celebrity guests or experts. Not us! We let literally anyone do it! 

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0189799/

Full movie:

https://xhamster.com/videos/never-sieep-alone-720-1984-8710064

How about a long episode? Randy doesn't have anything better to do. And there's lots to talk about because Randy has got Jack Stallion on the pod today. Did we take this too seriously? Perhaps! But these are serious times. Cool soundtrack. Bad movie. Oh well!

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192757/

Full movie:

https://xhamster.com/videos/the-vixens-of-kung-fu-1975-11628394

So I read that nobody's listening to podcasts right now, which I'm guessing is because podcasts are often a form of entertainment we experience while doing other things, like driving to work. And nobody's driving to work. Oh well! I'm going to keep making new episodes and releasing them at no particular time because why not? I can think of no good reason. So here you go: Bad Girls. 

Another great title song! Promising first half after some initial concerns, but then the back half is a bit of a letdown. Still, it's way better than that cartoon we watched last time! But then, almost anything would be better than that cartoon. 

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082044/

Complete film:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e036e2b645f0

Special guest Honey Wellbutrin, an animator, called in this week to talk about our first animated movie, and lemme tell ya: it sucks. It's the worst thing we've ever seen. Absolute trash from start to finish. Considerably worse than anything we've ever covered! We've only recently really locked in the rating system, but regardless of how we might've scored previous films, this is absolutely the only 1 fern rating. Not even Spermula was this hard to watch, folks! Good ep. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Upon_a_Girl

Look, we're just going to drop this early because it 100% feels like the world is ending and I can't have it end  without you all knowing what I think about The Pig Keeper's Daughter (1972). Could've used more pig. And there you go! That's the end of it! Now you know! Don't even bother listening! JK please bother listening. From IMDB: Moonbeam Swyner, the pig keeper's curvaceous daughter, is still waiting for her Prince Charming. Instead, she will have to make do with a travelling perfume and lingerie salesman. Could he be the One? 

Nope! He's awful. Bad movie, good soundtrack! Edited on the quick so I hope I did ok!

Stay healthy

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069087/

Complete movie:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59f1cededa637

Hey sorry for the late episode folks! I can't imagine anyone is organizing their week around this so you probably didn't notice, but here goes! Another solo episode, this time about a much better movie. Sorry you didn't get to watch this one, Reno! Amanda By Night is a quality noir flick, or at least it's pretty good compared to most of the stuff we watch! The story basically holds together, and includes nice performances by some show favorites like Jamie Gillis and Samantha Fox. 

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082004/fullcredits

Full movie:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1509425509

It's a special episode with our first guest of the year, Reno Dakota! Reno Dakota hated this movie so much that after watching it, she turned into an anti-porn crusader. Also, she tells Randy on mic that he should immediately quit the podcast. All in all, a great episode! Bad movie though. Not enough Buffalo. Not enough bowling. This podcast rejects the term "bimbo" so we can't say whether bimbo levels were adequate or not. Why not see for yourself? JK don't see for yourself. Not an interesting movie. 

Cast and crew

http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=bimbo+bowlers+from+buffalo/year=1989/bimbo-bowlers-from-buffalo.htm

Full movie:

https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/1807/bimbo-bowlers-from-buffalo/

1983's Aerobisex Girls may be in the XRCO Hall of Fame, but we're not sure why. Oh well! Tina Blair is good as Eleyna, the pushy aerobics instructor. And Eleyna's girlfriend, Tina, played by Bridgette Royalle, looks great on roller skates. And, as there are no fellas in this movie, we are pleased to report zero taint shots and zero shots of men donald-ducking. (Donald-ducking is when dudes are nude only from the waist-down. It's a major issue, and this show has been calling it out from day one!) 

But overall? Not much here, folks!

Cast and crew:

http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=aerobisex+girls+1/year=1983/aerobisex-girls-1.htm

The movie:

https://xhamster.com/videos/aerobisex-girls-1983-lesbian-movie-part-1-823530