Opie Radio

Opie Radio

Opie has been synonymous with irreverent and hilarious radio for decades. Opie has come a long way from his shock jock days and his talent as a curator of captivating conversation is undeniable. Opie Radio is a blend of current events, comedy, and talking to real, everyday people. Helping Opie entertain and inform are close friends that have been part his orbit for decades. It’s Unfiltered, Funny, and FREE! Opie Radio is the original podcast for discovering new comics, varying viewpoints and hilarious commentary. New Episodes released every Monday and Thursday.

  • 1 hour 35 minutes
    MELANIA doc is a pile of DOG SH*T
    Opie is at the Ocean cause he had to rush his dog to the vet.  Dog update, Melania documentary savage review and more with Ron the Waiter!
    11 March 2026, 12:41 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Daylight Savings Broke Us Both
    Daylight savings time wrecked Opie and Ron the Waiter this week—waking up at 5 AM, feeling like zombies, and ranting about permanent time changes, heart attack risks, and traffic fatalities from the clock switch. The duo dives into Trump's Iran war fallout: oil hitting $120 a barrel, gas prices soaring 60 cents in a week, diesel up 24% crushing farmers and truckers, and AI data centers targeted in the Gulf. Mixed with wild stories—kibbutz hookups, Ron's first "enveloping" experience, Epstein-Putin-Trump theories, and Opie's injured dog drama—this episode delivers unfiltered comedy, current events breakdowns, and real talk.
    Raw, edgy, no-BS vibes from the Opie Radio podcast. Subscribe now so you never miss an episode—drop your takes in the comments!
    9 March 2026, 2:57 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    He DIED On Stage w/ Carl Ruiz - Best and Last Year of Radio
    Iconic performer dies on stage during his 70th birthday celebration. Opie gets an official chef jacket which drives Carl Ruiz nuts. Also, Carl interrogates Luis on his bachelor party and upcoming marriage. How Carl met his wife! Freaking out a Rabbi! because of DJ Whoo Kid!
    7 March 2026, 3:22 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Pubic Hair Pizza & Pet Wooly Mammoths
    Parmesan cheese scandal exposed: many “100% Parmesan” brands contain up to 20% wood shavings, sawdust, and lint—FDA-approved fillers you’re eating on spaghetti and meatballs. Opie Radio podcast with Opie and Ron the Waiter dives into the gross truth behind store-bought Parmesan cheese, fake severed thumb restaurant scams, pubic hair on pizza slices in NYC, Trump’s Oval Office religious leaders prayer circle, World War III religious war theories for Armageddon and Jesus return, AI taking jobs and possibly bringing back dinosaurs, Dee Snider health issues ending Twisted Sister tours, plus classic FU Friday rants on soggy paper straws and more. Raw, humorous, no-BS conversations with real talk and storytelling. Subscribe for unfiltered episodes every week—new Opie Radio podcast drops Fridays. Leave a review and tell us what bothers you this week!
    6 March 2026, 12:46 pm
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    NYC's Melting SH*T-Show
    Opie wakes up gutted over The Bear's final season while Ron mocks the brutal chef life that wrecked his dad — stress, heart attacks, and why the kitchen's a suicide hotspot. They pivot to NYC's insane speeder hall of shame (259 tickets in a year? Legend), RFK Jr.'s crusade against Dunkin' Donuts' sugar bombs, and the disgusting post-blizzard poop apocalypse on sidewalks. Raw, filthy laughs, zero filter — tune in for the unapologetic chaos and join the Opie Radio crew tomorrow morning.
    5 March 2026, 12:48 pm
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Ron Exposes Anthony’s Club Punch Drama
    Fresh off two brutal weeks bedridden from a back injury he did to himself, Opie is back in the chair and immediately drags Ron into the chaos for the unfiltered catch-up you’ve been waiting for. They break down the insane Anthony Cumia DM saga (“he DMed me to say he didn’t DM me”), the alleged punch outside Rodney’s during Stuttering John’s set, war songs that slap, the Cambridge study proving you got your brains from Mom, and a Rock Hall nominees tease that’ll have you yelling at the screen. Pure O&A energy, zero filter — hit play and welcome Opie back where he belongs.
    4 March 2026, 12:27 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Jewish People eating our lunch - Best Last Year of Radio
    Opie joined by Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small learning about the Hasidic Jews and school lunches! YUM! Also, the horrifying sport of drag racing on the highway as you're driving your young family home. OH! Nice hat deek! OH OH! Are they serious about blowing up the Moon!?!

    5/2
    3 March 2026, 6:41 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Opie Returns: I Shattered My Own Back
    After three brutal weeks bedridden from a self-inflicted back explosion that turned a minor pull into pure agony, Opie is finally sitting up and firing on all cylinders again. He breaks down the couch stretch gone wrong, the two-week bedroom prison (no bathroom trips, fingertip push-ups to roll over), his Olympic snoozefest, getting obsessed with Alone S11, the insane ABA documentary, Phil Hendry’s genius, and the Blood Sweat & Tears Nixon tour disaster. Hit play for raw, hilarious, zero-filter comeback gold — and yes, the Ron the Waiter drama is next. Welcome back, bitches.
    3 March 2026, 12:27 am
  • 42 minutes 37 seconds
    Opie Learns He's Getting FIRED - Best Last Year of Radio
    Radar Online just dropped a juicy hit piece claiming Howard Stern is finally getting Opie fired in October — and the boys are ripping it to shreds in real time. Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small roast the shady “insiders,” lose their minds over a week-long broken Reese’s machine that exposes corporate laziness, swap insane old-radio war stories (bottle rockets out of a vagina, mustard-sprayed toothpick guy, the works), plus why today’s dudes can’t close at the bar. Pure unfiltered chaos, zero filter, maximum laughs — hit play right now and remember why Opie Radio still slaps harder than anything else on Sirius.

    Note: Only the first 40 minutes of this show was saved. For some reason that last 90 minutes was erased!  Trying to find the rest of this show 5/1/2017
    2 March 2026, 11:34 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Opie's WILD Ghetto Stories w/ Carl - Best Last Year of Radio
    Ever wondered how Opie and Buzzy bootlegged concerts with hidden cameras and fake wheelchairs? Dive into hilarious tales with Chris Distefano, Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small, from Fyre Festival's cheese sandwich catastrophe to ghetto parties sparking race wars and smoke-filled house disasters. Tune in for non-stop laughs and life lessons that prove hustling beats formal education—perfect for comedy fans craving real, irreverent radio magic.
    4/28
    27 February 2026, 12:09 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Carl owns the Beach Body w/ Chris Distefano - Best Last Year of Radio
    The crew dives into ramen rescue missions (secret soy-sauce chicken spot, questionable hand hygiene), chocolate cake regret spirals, and brutal body roasts: Chris Distefano's seasonal depression and shirt-off letdowns vs. Carl Ruiz' zero-fucks beach confidence (“titties out, gold chains, Gucci flip-flops”). Expect savage food rants (heirloom tomatoes supremacy, “eat like a critic” life hack), calorie disasters, one-meal-a-day flexes, wild tangents on Russian mob vibes, Saudi princes with cash suitcases and dildos and Trump’s Coke button. Raw, filthy, hilarious hangout energy. Peak Opie crew—no filter, no regrets.

    4/28
    26 February 2026, 11:48 am
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