​Comedian Tony P joins the show to discuss why he’s accidentally "swinger bait" in Florida and the absolute nightmare of his latest vacation. We also deep dive into the 2026 World Cup price gouging at MetLife Stadium—from $150 train rides to the $255 parking "deals."​Highlights:

• ​World Cup Chaos: Why FIFA told Chuck Schumer to kick rocks while fans face $10,000 tickets.
• ​Albert the Alligator: After 34 years, Tony Cavallaro officially loses his 750lb "best friend."
• ​The Backyard Guests: A hot air balloon emergency lands in a California yard and the passengers act like it’s a social call.
• ​Politics vs. Religion: Why are people trading their faith for politicians?
• ​Tony P’s Vacation: Rental car rage and why Florida swingers were eyeing him at the bar.

​Keywords: NYC Comedy, Tony P, MetLife Stadium World Cup, Albert the Alligator Buffalo, Tony Cavallaro, Podcast Comedy NYC, Swinger Stories, Hot Air Balloon Landing.

Learning about Bob Marley and trashing Bill Maher as we wait for Warren Haynes to play a couple of songs for us.  Sometimes Opie gets a little action on his leg and talks about the crazy behind the scenes when Opie and Anthony first started at WNEW in nyc. Steve Harvey is a D*CK! A great David Letterman story Also in studio Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small! 5/11

Opie interviews Roger Stone and nothing his off limits. Lots of great inside Trump stuff. Also in studio Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small

​Recorded during the final year at SiriusXM, Roger Stone joins Opie to break down the "inside stuff" from the original Trump election. This is a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the political strategy and private stories that shaped history.​

Keywords: Roger Stone, Donald Trump, Opie Radio, Political Secrets, SiriusXM Archive, Election History.

​Well, well, well, we are BACK. 500 feet above the pavement in NYC after a detox way out east on Long Island. It is F U Friday and we are joined by the legendary Ron the Waiter and Comedian Tony P (calling in from the lawless state of Florida).​We thought we’d heard it all, but Opie is officially floored by the absolute insanity of RFK Jr.’s animal obsession. Forget the bear cub; we dive deep into the newly resurfaced story of how the now-HHS Secretary (in 2026) chainsawed a dead whale's head off, bungee-corded it to his minivan, and drove his kids 5 hours with "whale juice" spraying into the windows. We cover the full RFK Animal Greatest Hits, including the roadkill raccoon penis surgery and the Central Park bear cub prank.​Plus: Ron the Waiter makes the bold claim that mermaids are absolutely real, but can’t provide any proof. Opie challenges him to "Just Prove It!" and the debate explodes. Tony P brings the heat from Florida, riding hard for the MAGA movement and Donald Trump, while Opie is venting about insane gas prices that are crushing everyone.​ 

Keywords: Opie Radio, F U Friday, Ron the Waiter, Tony P, RFK Jr., RFK whale story, RFK chainsaw, RFK raccoon, RFK bear cub Central Park, Donald Trump, MAGA, gas prices, mermaids are real, NYC comedy podcast.

​Opie is out east on Long Island overlooking the ocean for a high-energy session with comedian Ron the Waiter and Chris (Fish Guy Photos).​We kick things off with the rare "Corpse Flower" bloom—why does nature produce something that smells like a rotting carcass, and why are people lining up to sniff it? Then, the Great Pool Debate: Ron has no fear of public pool water, while Opie remains rightfully disgusted by the "human soup."​Things take a turn into the environment as Ron tackles global warming, much to Opie’s chagrin. Chris (Fish Guy Photos) joins to break down the reality of the ocean: why balloons are a death sentence for sea creatures, the madness of banning straws while balloons fly free, and the prehistoric weirdness of horseshoe crabs.​Plus: Ron’s unwavering belief in Bigfoot, aliens in the deep sea, and the scientific fact that lobsters communicate by peeing out of their eyeballs.​

Keywords: Marine Biology, Comedy Podcast, Long Island, Seal Release, Environmentalism, Bigfoot, Nature, Ocean Conservation, Ron the Waiter, Fish Guy Photos.

​It’s Tax Day, and Opie is officially ditching the human touch for AI tax prep. He breaks down why a computer algorithm is a massive upgrade from his former accountant—a guy who operated out of the back of a strip club and insisted on wearing a clown nose while filing legal documents to the IRS.​In the studio, comedy legend Al Lubel explains why he is actively protesting Stephen Colbert outside his own theater after a late-night booking went south. From the "glory days" of Johnny Carson to the specific neuroses of Jerry Seinfeld, Al leaves no stone unturned.​

Plus:

• ​The NYC Doorman Strike: Are the guys opening your door actually making more than you? The truth about under-the-table tips and the impending strike.
• ​Ron the Waiter’s Coney Island Disaster: Why jumping into the Atlantic in April leads to an immediate, soul-crushing brain freeze.

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Keyword
Opie Radio, Al Lubel, Stephen Colbert, Tax Day 2026, AI Taxes, NYC Doorman Strike, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld, Coney Island, Ron the Waiter, Comedy Podcast, New York City

​After 4 days off, Opie and Ron the Waiter are back to tackle a world gone sideways. Donald Trump claims that viral photo of him looking like Jesus was actually him as a "Red Cross worker"—we aren't buying the excuse, but we’re definitely riffing on the absurdity. Plus, we look at the failed ceasefires, why politicians are too busy "hooking up" in D.C. to get anything done, and the strange beef with Pope Leo.​

THE BIG STORY: Opie goes behind the scenes of the Opie & Anthony era to reveal the time a book project was killed by the suits. The ultimatum was simple: "If you write about Howard Stern, you will be fired." Hear the full story of how the company protected its biggest star at all costs.

​Topics & Keywords: Opie and Anthony, Howard Stern, Radio Stories, Trump vs Pope, Pope Leo, Red Cross, NYC Comedy, Podcast Stories, Radio History, Ron the Waiter, Washington DC Politics

Stacy brought in the moonshine, so you know things got off the rails fast. Opie joined by the legendary Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small for an afternoon of pure, unfiltered comedy.​We’re drinking "shine," laughing our asses off, and roasting each other as only we can. From Vic losing his wallet, Opie can sh*t anywhere, Carl says India sucksr and Opie's WILD Fraternity stories, this is the crew at their absolute best—raw, loud, and incredibly funny. Grab a drink and hang out with us. 5/10

Opie is back with Mark Normand, Vic Henley, and Carl Ruiz in studio. Mark stops by unannounced with his new Comedy Central special and massive Times Square billboard. Carl goes full sugar apocalypse while Dr. Ian Smith (Blast the Sugar Out) loses his mind trying to stop him.

Wild stories, Tampa lingerie modeling chaos, polar bear depression, bear invasions, and nonstop degenerate laughs. Peak Opie Radio energy.Guests: Mark Normand, Vic Henley, Carl Ruiz, Dr. Ian Smith
5/9

​The "Naked Mom" theory is taking over social media, and we have questions. Today on the Opie Radio podcast, we dive into the bizarre trend of "naked parenting" and why some moms think hanging out in the kitchen with no clothes on is the key to body positivity. We all agree: it’s weird, it’s uncomfortable, and the "boundaries" are officially gone.​Then, comedian Tony P joins the show to explain why he is 100% convinced the moon landing was a total hoax. We break down the "rotary phone" mystery—did President Nixon really just pick up a landline and call the lunar surface in 1969? The yelling starts early on this one as we debate the tech of the 60s vs. the reality of space travel.​Also in this episode:

• ​The Long Island Nude Beach: Breaking down the "Field 5" culture and the long walk every local kid took just to see what was happening.
• ​Artemis 2 Skepticism: Why Tony P thinks the moon mission is just more movie magic.

​The ceasefire is a "leaking" mess, and everyone is playing a game. Today we break down why Benjamin Netanyahu has no intention of stopping the bombs and why the Pakistan-brokered deal is falling apart at the seams. Plus: Tiger Woods allegedly calls Trump from a DUI scene? We aren't buying it. We also dive into the bizarre world of "Political Ghosting"—why are people actually throwing away their Bruce Springsteen and Robert De Niro collections? Also, we find Donald Trump’s long-lost twin... who happens to be a potato farmer in Spain.​

Topics covered:

• ​00:00 – The "Lebanon Loophole" and Netanyahu’s destructive end-game.
• ​12:45 – Tiger Woods’ questionable "Phone-a-Friend" moment with Trump.
• ​25:30 – Bruce Springsteen, De Niro, and the death of separating art from politics.
• ​38:15 – The viral "Senora Trump" potato farmer.