Opie and comedian Tony P kick off summer with zero filter—ripping into beach etiquette (“no one wants you sitting right next to them”), Father’s Day expectations, binoculars peeping on sunset hook ups, Meta glasses for homemade pornos, and the walking skeletons on weight-loss drugs. Plus nude beach weirdos, dead koi fish bowling, Rod Stewart drama, the reflection pool distraction, and why Turkey is now “Turkiye.” Non-stop laughs and real talk.

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​Opie is back in NYC and already down $2,000 for a single porcelain crown—and that’s just the start of the bleeding. Comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P join the absolute chaos of FU Friday.
​The guys take aim at the lingering Knicks parade celebrators, flip-flop disasters, Pixar taking 31 years to make Toy Story 5, and why George Stephanopoulos is infuriatingly perfect. Plus, Tony P triggers Opie with a Biden comment, a breakdown of Carl’s tax troubles, Netty and Yahoo shade, and the bizarre reality of why world dictators travel with special suitcases for their own poop. Non-stop laughs, zero filters.



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​Opie Is Unraveling, Eric Wants Robot Horses, and Ron Predicts 2027 First Contact.
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We don't have a filter, and today, we barely have sleep. On this completely unhinged episode, the Opie Radio booth is on fire.
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This Episode Has Everything:
​Opie’s Nightmare: Up all night washing puke sheets, followed by a neighborhood-wide cable blackout (and the technician who just didn’t care).
​Eric Marino’s New York: Breaking down the Central Park horse tragedy and pitching the only sensible solution: Robot Horses.
Plus, Knicks madness and Joe Rogan’s weird short-tie phase.
​Ron the Waiter’s Prophecy: Forget the news—Ron has the real timeline. He drops the definitive 2027 date for E.T. disclosure, analyzes geep hybrids, and explains why Scottish fans just drank Boston dry.

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Opie and Ron the Waiter ("Ronnie Babes") deliver raw, rambling comedy gold: cable company meltdowns, OCD therapy sessions, grill assembly disasters, Messi hat tricks, O.J. anniversary flashbacks, France''s re-gift to America and endless awkward small-talk fails. Zero filter, maximum laughs — like eavesdropping on two old friends turning petty life chaos into stand-up. New episodes drop regularly. OH and splinters, lots of splinters!

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Opie’s out here living his blue-collar handyman fantasy — hauls home a $300 grill-in-a-box, spends 3 hours with his son building it, only to have ONE random piece left. Ron immediately calls it a future propane explosion waiting to happen. Plus: Opie’s on day 32 of no processed sugar and losing his mind, Jelly Roll dumping his ride-or-die wife after slimming down, George Lopez divorcing the woman who gave him a kidney, UK banning social media for kids under 16, old-school collect call scams, and Venmo Ronnie officially live (help the basement king eat). Classic Opie & Ron chaos with tech meltdowns, roasts, and zero filter. Perfect morning listen. Subscribe and crank it — you’ll laugh the whole way through.

Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P lose their minds as the Knicks end 53 years of pain! Opie’s sugar-free cookies taste like hand soap & nursing home regret, Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, Taylor Swift celebrity row gets roasted, street celebrations turn Astoria into Times Square, emotional dad stories hit hard, and a UFC fighter yells “Michelle Obama is a man!” on the White House lawn. Non-stop laughs, Knicks parade talk & Trump birthday UFC vibes. Classic Opie Radio chaos you can’t miss!

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It’s F U Friday on Opie Radio and the crew is UNHINGED! Opie kicks it off with his crooked ear, then the Knicks talk goes completely off the rails when Tony P reveals he skipped the historic 29-point comeback… because he was busy in the bedroom. The gang decides his wife’s vagina literally saved Game 4 and now Tony has to “perform” for the rest of the Finals.

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Plus: Ozempic making celebs unrecognizable, manscaping horror stories, black leather seats in July, diluted iced coffee, Rosie O’Donnell’s new face, why we all secretly love when fans destroy the city, and a full roast session on thumbs, baby teeth, back hair, and second chins.Featuring Ronnie Babes, Tony P, and new regular Erik Marino.
Buckle up — this one gets loud, dirty, and extremely New York.Drop your own F U in the comments!
Knicks in 5? Or Tony’s D in 6?

Opie is riding high after the Knicks pull off the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history (down 29 points!), but Tony P slept through it, banged his wife, and flat-out refuses to say OG Anunoby's name. Non-stop chaos, celebrity shade (Seinfeld, Taylor Swift, Spike Lee), alien theories, Benny Hill nostalgia, OnlyFans plans, and classic Opie & Tony banter. Pure unfiltered comedy gold.

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Midtown Manhattan went full caveman after Game 3! Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into the absolute madness of Knicks fans attacking people and ripping Spurs jerseys off their backs outside MSG. Plus, the blatant league cover-up protecting Victor Wembanyama from suspension, a much-needed update on the Tick-Removal Flamethrower fund

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a random Richard Simmons detour, and why Opie's ridiculously ripped, Greek-statue beach friend forced him to put a shirt on. OH! And Chris aka FishGuyPhtos insane lint-roller tick apocalypse, Beatles vs Stones toughness debate, shepherd’s pie for breakfast
​Unfiltered, raw, and completely off the rails. Hit play and subscribe!

Opie is exhausted but absolutely fired up in this episode! After staying up late watching the Knicks get destroyed (thanks to the Trump Jinx?), he rants hard about how Trump turned Madison Square Garden into a maximum-security prison, shut down Midtown Manhattan, and forced fans to wait 4+ hours in the heat for a game they paid thousands for. From the insane presidential motorcade and empty avenues to the boos drowning out the national anthem, Opie calls it straight: "Trump is a selfish piece of sh*t" who doesn't care about regular New Yorkers. Plus Ron the Waiter is back with laughs, Knicks strategy breakdowns (Wembanyama terror, turnovers, refs), Opie's chaotic beach move day, raccoon problems, the tick-removal flamethrower fund, and classic Opie & Ron chaos.If you love raw, no-filter sports talk mixed with politics, NYC life, and comedy — this is the episode. New listeners welcome — hit play and subscribe! Drop your thoughts: Was Trump the ultimate Knicks curse?