Opie finally discovers he’s violently allergic to real Christmas trees (after 50+ years), scores a $20 tree from volunteer firefighters, and still ends up paying $125 once tolls, burgers, and new lights are added – plus a savage takedown of roasting chestnuts, Mariah Carey lies, and P. Diddy’s funeral billing habits with comedian Tony P. If you’ve ever woken up looking like you lost a fight with Mike Tyson because of holiday sap, this unfiltered, foul-mouthed morning rant is the chaotic holiday therapy you didn’t know you needed.

Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Mark Normand, Sherrod Small and Rich Vos 4/12

Dive into a wild, no-holds-barred session from Opie's final year at SiriusXM, where Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Mark Normand, Sherrod Small, and Rich Vos unleash brutal roasts, filthy tales, and side-splitting chaos that leaves no one unscathed. This episode captures the raw, irreverent energy of top comedians at their savage best, turning everyday rants into legendary laughs that fans call pure comedy gold. If you're craving uncontrollable hilarity that hits harder than a punchline knockout, this is the ultimate listen for non-stop entertainment.

Opie, Ron the Waiter, and new co-host Tony P turn Gebhards into absolute chaos celebrating the 20th anniversary of the legendary “Baby Bird” puke bit from Opie and Anthony, swapping stories of getting naked on birthdays, Long Island bar fights, and one-leg-up sweatpants fashion while Tony triggers everyone with red-hot MAGA rants, Trump pardons, and Puerto Rican paper-towel throws. Zero filter, 100% unhinged, and somehow we still didn’t get kicked out… yet. If you miss old-school Opie & Anthony bar streams, this one will ruin your pants.

Opie, Tony P and Ron the Waiter unload on a freezing FU Friday: $300 NYC Christmas tree rip-off, Ozempic coming for obese dogs, plastic rice melting in your pan, plane clappers, Kelly Osbourne turning into Ozzy, Theo Vaughn & Bert Kreischer ghosting the guy who launched them, Joe Rogan & Bill Burr blowing up after Opie & Anthony put them on Sirius, Anthony begging for an O&A reunion “for serious money,” and the annual Hanukkah rant about getting socks for 7 nights while staring at a sad bush. Zero filter, maximum chaos — the rawest morning-show energy still left on the internet.

Ron the Waiter wrecks the bar in 3 seconds flat, Joyce saves the day with homemade mac & cheese on a hot plate, then drops bombs: she tore down every mirror because spirits drain you at 3 a.m., admits the mystery handprints on her bedroom ceiling are NOT from her husband, Opie cries watching Christmas Vacation, Ron's Aunt is now mud, Sean is Vietnamese and we go nuclear on Trump pardoning George Santos while keeping the millions. Wild stories, hot food, zero filter—welcome to the funniest dinner you’ll ever crash.

Opie and Ron the Waiter torch Jimmy Fallon’s fantasy-land Holiday Seasoning channel while confessing the real holiday chaos: midnight gift-wrapping marathons, kids figuring out Santa way too early, and Tooth Fairy inflation hitting twenty bucks a pop. From savage takes on pickleball Christmas movies to Trump pardoning narco-terrorists and the scary truth about wireless earbuds frying your brain—this irreverent, high-energy rant is the unfiltered holiday episode you didn’t know you needed. Grab your eggnog and hit play before you lose your mind this December. Kidding about grabbing the egg nog!  Who does that unless you're Jimmy Fallon!

Opie wakes up in a skyscraper 500 feet above NYC and instantly loses his mind over the annual “holiday tip pamphlet” that demands envelopes for 40+ building staffers while Jimmy Fallon’s perfect-happy Christmas vibes play on Sirius. From rage-baiting to doormen who make six figures in cash tips to the worst field-goal attempt in NFL history and French chocolate-fart pills, this episode is pure unfiltered holiday misery you’ll relate to harder than you want to admit. Coffee cups up, bitches

Ron returns from a nightmare Thanksgiving in Massachusetts and unleashes raw truth: his cousin’s husband is a controlling, belittling, financially failing bully who’s destroying his family. From vodka hoarding to shaming his wife in front of the kids, Opie and Ron expose the toxic reality one in three families quietly endure. If you’ve ever had to bite your tongue around a family monster, this brutally honest rant will hit hard—and might just set you free. Hit play before the holidays force another smile.

Carl Ruiz, documentary film maker Billy Corben, Sherrod Small 4/11

Carl Ruiz rants about his Grandma's 90th Birthday party in Miami. Family drama galore! Bruce Jenner removes his d*ck! Documentary film maker Billy Corben calls in and more!

Trippin  is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE from Gebhards.

VIDEO VERSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXd_Gd4cdsM

The most insane Trippin yet.
Ron drops the full story of his Russian-Jewish mafia enforcer uncle who snapped arms like twigs and got thrown out of a Cadillac doing 85 mph.
Tony P defends his “nipple rings forever” life choice.
The crew debates the official prison rule: 10 days = WHAT ARE YOU DOING?, life sentence = still straight.
Plus degenerate gambling disasters, mom betting on which greyhound takes a dump first, and the legendary Verrazano Bridge pee-blowing-back-in-my-own-face finale.Classic no-filter Opie Radio madness with Opie, Tony P and Ron the Waiter, Matt and Millie.

Doug Benson Sherrod Small Gerry Cooney Stuntbrain 4/7

The final year of my radio journey holds a special place in my heart, made even more poignant by the loss of my cherished friends, Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley. Reflecting on that time, I rediscovered the pure passion and exhilaration that drew me to radio in the first place. Amidst the chaos and challenges, we found endless moments of hilarity and camaraderie. Alongside Carl, Vic, and Sherrod Small, we shared unforgettable experiences both on and off the airwaves, our tight-knit bond shining through every episode. That year also marked Carl Ruiz's meteoric rise to stardom, inspiring me to launch the Opie Radio podcast with him. I'm immensely grateful to Erock, Clubsoda Kenny, Paul, and Louis for joining us on this wild ride. Get ready to dive into the rollercoaster of emotions—the highs, the lows, and the laugh-out-loud moments—that defined my last year in radio.