"They're sleeping, they probably can't hear you farting" was an alternate title for this episode. We talk about Romantic Comedies in this same-isode. Which means we talk about farting for a solid 40 minutes and might mention some movies sprinkled throughout there. Enjoy!

Woah, look who has a new episode out! This episode we finally got our mics working and it's CRISPY. In this same-isode we talk about mainly crushes, but also parenting? Spoiler alert, neither of us have children. Listen to us follow our stream of consciousness through whatever loose topic we want in our first episode of 2020!!

Marisa spent two hours trying to set up mics at her apartment, then came to Hannahs and we spent an hour and a 45 minutes trying to get i to work here. Please enjoy this week's installment of a new series we call "Oops, we're sorry"!

N E W Same-isode A L E R T!!! This week we get all word vomity with positivity! Listen as @hannahhartzler and @mmmmskiiii teach you a really simplified (and we’re pretty sure correct) explanation of Adlerian Theory, why cutting your bangs while sad doesn’t have to be a bad thing and what it means to play musical chairs with your emotions! Listen on iTunes Podcast App, Stitcher and SoundCloud!

As you can tell by the title, this week we're bringing you nothing but class. But you shouldn't expect anything less from Marisa and Hannah. On this episode we offend everyone over the age of thirty in the first 5 minutes! Then we talk movie friendships, dick prints, and anti-vaxers before we even start our stories! When we do eventually start talking about our stories, Marisa delves into the complicated life of Mary Shelley! Hannah found the Women's Hall of Fame and covers the first woman to swim the english channel on her own, Gertrude Ederle. Enjoy! Rate! Subscribe! Tell us everything we got wrong! We love it!

In this episode Hannah and Marisa talk all things astrology. Sun signs, rising signs, the co-star app and how it throws shade everyday! Don't want to take responsibility for your actions? Theres a retrograde for that! Your relationship didn't fail you, Neptune did! Get some sage and cleanse your way into same-isode 2

Wow. This ones a long one. There's A+ banter throughout as always. First Hannah brings us tales of one of Creepy Pasta's greatest, The Slenderman. Marisa continues to give us the spooks by delving into spiritualism and the notorious Fox sisters. Did we write these stories when it was still October and therefore more thematically appropriate? Absolutely. Did we then record three weeks later? Of course. Enjoy our continued spooky start to the season!

You know how sometimes when you have a podcast, and instead of doing the stories you planned for said podcast, you and your cohost just talk about dating because omg dating is insane!? Welcome to the first Same-isode. It's the episode thats (theoretically) shorter, and where Marisa and Hannah talk about the SAME topic. Get it? SAME-isode? Listen to us rant about the woes of dating in a world full of swipes. Have a topic you want us to talk about? Let us know! Send it to [email protected]! Rate! Subscribe! Validate our need for attention!

We’re back with season 3! Yes, we did the thing where we just stopped recording. It was intentional! We swear! Today Marisa will teach you about the, surprisingly wholesome yet somehow shady at the same time, origin of the Ouija board! Then, Hannah is going to tell you about what happened before the horror that is the Amityville Horror! As well as why Ryan Reynolds wants to smell your hair. Brought to you by the letter 4 and enema’s!

Hey look! A new episode! Only many weeks after our last one. We recorded this episode a million years ago and then got completely sidetracked by life. In this episode Hannah talks about the infamous Dr. Ruth Westheimer, a holocaust survivor who went on to become one of the world's most famous sex therapists. Then Marisa talks about Father Yod, Father to the source family. Yay polygamous cults! Thanks for listening! Make sure to rate and subscribe!

In today's episode, we talk Gods and Gangsters. Marisa takes us back to the OG Olympic days! Then Hannah pays tribute the Original Machine Gun Kelly!