Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

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  • 45 minutes 55 seconds
    Ep 104: Accidentally Uploaded

    Dave Clacton flies the flag for ‘proper comedy’, Barry Football’s penis has been out and about (again), and Sir Paul McCartney attempts to answer Tony’s terrible questions.

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    1 April 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 49 minutes 31 seconds
    Ep 103: Cream Horn

    The Hater is even less impressed than usual, a master filmmaker calls from the afterlife, and Tony has a strange encounter with a ‘gentleman’s gentleman’ in the car park.

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    4 March 2026, 1:05 pm
  • 40 minutes 27 seconds
    Ep 102: Oven Gloves

    Cratog Carabasirica kicks off a ninth year of idiotic talkback, along with some first-time callers and The Pikelet Man, who has a terrible idea for a TV show, and a song.

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    4 February 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Ep 101: Unplugged 10 – The Spawning

    WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is yet another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1988, playing an unearthed piece of ‘Martin/Molloy’, and revealing the origin of the ‘Warren Perso’ sketch.

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    31 December 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    Ep 100: The National Noise

    The 2025 season finale, with Dave Clacton, Dion, The Pikelet Man, Patrick Paget, Shane [REDACTED], Cratog Carabasirica, Reg Tankwater, Jeff Goldblum, Ronnie Bung, John Cooper Clarke, Crackers & the Tugboat, and of course, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and far too many songs.

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    3 December 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 48 minutes 48 seconds
    Ep 99: Steelbook Edition

    Niles Nyquist is bemused, The Pikelet Man is amused, Jason Statham is confused, and the show itself stands accused (of poor taste). 

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    5 November 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 42 minutes 35 seconds
    Ep 98: Plane Mode

    Reg Tankwater has solved the energy crisis, Cratog Carabasirica has almost assimilated, Bumblethwaite Cumblethwim has pulled out, and Wolford Pontoon steps in.

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    1 October 2025, 2:01 pm
  • 42 minutes 51 seconds
    Ep 97: Aglio e Olio

    The Hater is unimpressed by his local charity shop, several callers are being cheated on, sergeants York & Sargent are back, and there’s another disappointing quiz.

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    3 September 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 43 minutes 25 seconds
    Ep 96: The Monte Carlo

    Shane [REDACTED] has a new theory, Barry Football has a new explanation, The Pikelet Man has a new joke, and Tony has recorded his police interview.

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    6 August 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 43 minutes 40 seconds
    Ep 95: Druggies

    Podworx is under siege, Dion is beating AI to all the good ideas, and Dave Clacton is attempting to ‘uncancel’ a controversial comedian.

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    2 July 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 44 minutes 7 seconds
    Ep 94: Youths

    The Hater is up in the air, Niles Nyquist crosses the border, and Simon Haight knows who can get Australia back on track. 

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    4 June 2025, 4:49 pm
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