- 1 hour 19 minutes63: The Beginning
Our hectic saga concludes! Darcy, Eggerton and Blat need all the help they can get to reach the Nexus and defeat the Shattering once and for all.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa King
Special guests: Kristi Boulton and Maggie Makar
Dialogue editing and transcription: Michael Howie
Additional material and sound design: Eli McIlveen
Story consultant: Laura Packer
Game consultant: Stephen Smith
Content Warning: War, death, comedy gore – and the end of the world.
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22 December 2023, 5:00 am - 55 minutes 14 seconds62: The Three And The Tree
As war begins, the party seek a way to reach the ancient tree, and are baffled by cryptic messages from beyond.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa King
Special guests: Maggie Makar and Kristi Boulton
Dialogue editing and transcription: Michael Howie
Additional material and sound design: Eli McIlveen
Story consultant: Laura Packer
Game consultant: Stephen Smith
Content warning: war, bombs, death, apocalypse, existential crises, food safety violations.
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22 November 2023, 5:00 am - 57 minutes 14 seconds61: Help Wanted
As they prepare to do battle with the forces of evil, Blat, Darcy and Eggerton must embark on a new quest to find reinforcements. But first: shopping!
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Carter Siddall, Marisa King and Michael Howie
Dialogue editing and transcription: Michael Howie
Additional material and sound design: Eli McIlveen
Story consultant: Laura Packer
Game consultant: Stephen Smith
Content Warning: Impending war, physical assault, tooth damage, innuendo, animal attacks and customer service nightmares.
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5 July 2023, 4:00 am - 45 minutes 48 seconds60: The Squadron Descends
The party meet more familiar faces – some who might actually be helpful and some who... yeah, no.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael Howie
Story Consultant: Laura Packer
Game Consultant: Stephen Smith
Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Content warning: Explosions, comedy blood and gore, trauma, war, freakin' out, capitalism.
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12 June 2023, 6:00 am - 51 minutes 41 seconds59: Out The Window
Blat, Darcy and Eggerton flee the forces of evil into a whirlwind of paradoxes and nightmares.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa King
Story Consultant: Laura Packer
Game Consultant: Stephen Smith
Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Content warning: Panic, hallucinations, falling from heights, murder, trauma, gory comedy deaths.
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21 May 2023, 4:00 am - 1 hour 12 minutes58: Kajillionaires
The clock is ticking, and the party's escape plan is going off the rails. But they're about to meet someone who seems to know all the answers.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter Siddall
Story Consultant: Laura Packer
Game Consultant: Stephen Smith
Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Content warning: Dangerous elevators, mob violence and pooping. Yup.
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12 July 2022, 4:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutes57: World Famous
Darcy looks for answers, while Blat scrambles to keep the show going – and Eggerton is given a terrible task.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael Howie
Story Consultant: Laura Packer
Game Consultant: Stephen Smith
Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Content warning: Electric shocks, overzealous security, panic, pain, explosions and questionable accents.
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19 June 2022, 9:00 am - 54 minutes 10 seconds56: Instant Karma
Darcy is at sea, Blat is on top of the world – and Eggerton has a kitchen nightmare of a different kind.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa King
Story Consultant: Laura Packer
Game Consultant: Stephen Smith
Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Content warning: Electric shocks, tight spaces, panic, missing persons, institutional corruption, involuntary drug use, wheeling, dealing and reality television.
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29 May 2022, 9:00 am - 51 minutes 5 secondsPresenting: Dumb Dumbs & Dragons
We'd like to introduce you to another of our very favourite roleplaying podcasts: Dumb Dumbs & Dragons!
Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons.
Alyn, Quinny, Butthole and a variety of special guest stars (including Lil’ Pim Pim the Orc Warlord, Not-Peter-Baeylish and Ranger the Ranger) battle monsters, start unions and adopt wolves with humour, heart, and great characterization in a TTRPG run by DM Tom McGee!
Episode 1.01 – Drinking Contests & Stolen Teeth
We meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other and set off on their quest! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!
Content warning: Swears, sexual humour and yes, stealing teeth.
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15 May 2022, 9:00 am - 55 minutes 54 seconds55: Out Of Order
Darcy's new allies come to the rescue – while Eggerton faces a monumental choice.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter Siddall
Story Consultant: Laura Packer
Game Consultant: Stephen Smith
Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Content warning: Impending doom, angry animals, chaos, panic, more chaos, health code violations.
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8 May 2022, 9:00 am - 41 minutes 5 seconds54: Times Change
A word from a goddess brings back a wave of memories from Darcy's past.
Game Master: Sean Howard
Players: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael Howie
Story Consultant: Laura Packer
Game Consultant: Stephen Smith
Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Content warning: Bullying, fantasy racism, dystopian oppression, food-related injuries, smoking and crimes.
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