Lisa & Dan talk Jason Derulo's massive eggplant and how it's rocked the CATS! world and instagram alike, plus they preview the upcoming reality shows of 2020 like Fat Amy's Pooch Perfect, Nikki Webster's backyard Dance Moms illegal adaption and My Kitchen Rules spices things up in the kitchen with an unsolicited sex tape!

It's 2019 and Flume eats ASS! Lisa & Dan discuss at length Flume's Burning Man butthole meal and praise this representation in the media. Casey Donovan's Catfish pilot has been cancelled, so what's next? They are also left reeling after watching the trailer to Channel Seven's new reality series 'The Real Dirty Dancing' and have some strong thoughts and questions about WTF it actually is.

Lisa & Dan break down everything VMAs and ask why so many YouTubers they hate are attending. Red carpet fashion is questioned and they pose the question, why is Bebe Rexha here again? Also John Travolta's award mistake is a MUST recap.

Shock announcement that Cyrell from Married At First Sight and Eden from Love Island are expecting a baby! Lisa & Dan check in with Survivor Australia and chat who they think is going to win and who they still want to bone. PLUS - competition winner time if you entered!

Wow wow wow, the 'Dog C*nt' comment that rocked the nation. Lisa & Dan unpack The Bachelor Australia so far and breakdown this iconic moment in reality tv history. Be warned there is no sensor and the phrase 'dog c*nt' is uttered from the outset and throughout.

Lisa & Dan have gone on yet another excursion to see Lindsay Lohan herself at The Masked Singer Australia taping. They both have been shook by Armie Hammer's son sucking daddy's toes and this MUST be addressed. Lisa & Dan also can not contain their excitement for upcoming Lifetime movies based on Wendy Williams & Operation Varsity Blues (when Lori Loughlin & Felicity Huffman got arrested!).

Lisa & Dan are frothing for the new season of Survivor Australia. They breakdown their first impressions of the new batch of hopefuls. Dan takes real issue with visor guy and Lisa mourns the loss of the contestant she wanted to hate all the way to the end. Also Jonathan LaPaglia's arms, we mean, come on!

Lisa & Dan have finally landed a reality tv sensation, Alisha Aitken-Radburn (Bachelor In Paradise) joins the pod for a special episode where they find out about sex on the show, awkward run ins and just general horniness. They also cover Lindsay Lohan's judge appointment for The Masked Singer Australia and Lisa has some dirt on some aussie celeb drama at a Lion King screening.

The who's WHO of Australian night of nights, The Logies was on this week, so Dan & Lisa discuss all the red carpet drama surrounding the Married At First Sight Australia cast and ask why David Koch is inserting himself in this narrative. Why is Erin McNaught an orange sherbert and we revisit Lincoln Lewis' catfish trauma.

Lisa & Dan have watched The Hills: New Beginnings and they are in love with Speidi's generous wine pours and Mischa Barton's low register. Australia is shook from the news the Big Brother house has been burnt down and for some reason they also have to address Ricki-Lee's toenail.

Lisa & Dan thirst over the new Bachelor Australia promo and unpack how damn fine Matt Agnew is now looking. Their favourite show Survivor Australia is coming back and contestant & Olympic gold medalist, Stephen Bradbury and Lisa have had a previous encounter that they delve into. Love Island UK is all shaved assholes and hot bodies but what do Dan and Lisa make of it all? Listen now.