We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

  • 20 minutes 38 seconds
    S04E01 - Megafauna

    When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them...

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    Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

    All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights

    CAST

    Beth Crane

    Rebecca Evans

    Jack Carmichael

    Shamini Bundell

    Maddy Searle

    Pip Gladwin

    Laurence Owen

    Sarah Rhea Werner

    Vicki Baron

    David Ault


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    23 March 2026, 7:00 am
  • 1 minute 30 seconds
    Season Four Announcement!

    Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for!

    Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release!

    The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on in between them.

    Episode One of Season Four will be released on our Patreon feed on the 16th March, eight years after Season One, Episode One first aired.

    We'll be releasing to our general feed a week later, starting on the 23rd of March! Episodes will go out biweekly, and they'll be a week earlier on our ad-free Patreon feed.

    We didn't think when we first put out our first season in 2018 that we'd be where we are eight years later. It's been a wild ride and we've learned a hell of a lot in that time about writing, producing, acting and, honestly, about ourselves.

    It's been a hard road, but we made it.

    It's been a long time coming! We hope you enjoy the new series.

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    23 February 2026, 7:00 am
  • 3 minutes 5 seconds
    Introducing... Hard Drive

    Hey! I’m sure you’re all keen for some news; keep your eyes and ears open for some Space Junk Season 4 news over the next month! In the meantime, we wanted to share a trailer for a new sci-fi audio drama from Voyage Media. It’s been created by the Neese Twins, aka the producers of Netflix’s Umbrella Academy, and stars Priah Ferguson, aka the excellent Erica Sinclair in Stranger Things, as Dasha, our protagonist.

    Hard Drive begins with Dasha inheriting a hard drive of her late grandfather’s memories. She begins to go through them, and as she does she uncovers a conspiracy of global proportions. It’s a mix of sci-fi, mystery, thriller and action and the first season is available to listen to right now.

    Just look for HARD DRIVE, from Voyage Media, anywhere you listen to podcasts. Here's the trailer!

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    27 January 2026, 1:20 pm
  • 1 minute 17 seconds
    No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]

    After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship?

    Recorded live at London Podcast Festival!

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    STARRING

    Rebecca Evans

    Beth Crane

    Jack Carmichael

    Alexander Danner

    Jeff Van Dreasen

    Cat Blackard

    James Carney

    Hedley Knights

    Vicki Baron

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    7 December 2023, 7:30 pm
  • 9 minutes 14 seconds
    Sponsor Bot's Brucemas Broadcast

    A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all!

    Merry Brucemas one and all!

    To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon!

    We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January!

    Thank you all so much for listening!

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    25 December 2022, 10:36 am
  • 1 minute 12 seconds
    The Hollow Battery: A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!

    When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting...

    This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page!

    STARRING

    Beth Crane

    Rebecca Evans

    Jack Carmichael

    Pip Gladwin

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    20 October 2022, 10:42 am
  • 14 minutes 47 seconds
    The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special

    It's our annual Brucemas mini episode!

    This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree.

    Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season!

    Merry Brucemas!

    You can find the episode transcript here.


    CAST

    Rebecca Evans

    Beth Crane

    Jack Carmichael

    Jen Sugden


    Our full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast", is available to buy now, along with all of our other festive specials on our Gumroad page!

    All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights


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    24 December 2021, 5:00 am
  • 2 minutes 32 seconds
    (TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diary Brucemas Special

    This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy.

    The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad, and will also be released to all of our patrons. For more details, visit battlebird.productions!

    STARRING

    FRANCESCA MINTOWT-CZYZ

    KRISTI BOULTON

    CHRIS SUGDEN

    PIP GLADWIN

    HEDLEY KNIGHTS

    BETH CRANE

    LAYLA KATIB

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    19 December 2021, 5:18 pm
  • 1 minute 38 seconds
    Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special

    It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd.

    Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com!

    When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales...

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    31 October 2021, 4:58 pm
  • 20 minutes 52 seconds
    Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08

    In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano...

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    Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

    All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights


    CAST

    Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

    James Carney

    Ty Corr

    Jade Cash

    Chastity Brown

    Hedley Knights

    Luke Booys

    Kristi Boulton

    Stas Mintowt-Czyz


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    23 August 2021, 4:00 am
  • 25 minutes 33 seconds
    Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E07

    In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time.

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    For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts!

    Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.

    All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights


    CAST

    Francesca Mintowt-Czyz

    James Carney

    Ty Corr

    Jade Cash

    Chastity Brown

    Hedley Knights



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    You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal!

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    We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages!


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    TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon

    FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd

    INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions

    TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com

    TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk

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    9 August 2021, 4:00 am
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