Cool Parents
Cool Parents Network
We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
- 1 hour 5 minutesEpic Cuss
This one's gonna grab ya and shake ya, cuz we've got a brand new segment called Minute Movie Madness along with a Robert Zombie edition of The Fuck They Said??? and the epic conclusion of Homeworld.
11 March 2026, 6:27 pm - 1 hour 14 minutesChatting with Slovakians
Curtis wrote some great science fiction stories in middle school. Justy Boy reads them with gusto.
Pervert Proverbs makes an appearance and so does a decapitated Bigfoot.
Thanks for listening!
25 February 2026, 9:20 pm - 1 hour 19 minutesHuge Daddy: Frankenstein's Quest
It's Academy Awards season, so we're giving you a rundown of all the plots of the Best Picture nominees, based solely on the titles. Also, some Googie Reviewbies and a Truckdate.
This episode is not sponsored by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
4 February 2026, 7:43 pm - 1 hour 22 minutesGary on Duty
We're back and so is I Love This Business! Curtis also has a lot to say about his trip to Florida while Jesse "The Body" Ventura has a lot to say about the "draft-dodging coward" in the white house. Thanks for listening!
21 January 2026, 8:38 pm - 1 hour 58 minutesGood Graphics: GOTY 2025
Justy Boy is sick, so here is the latest episode of Good Graphics, please check it out! :)
7 January 2026, 7:14 pm - 1 hour 37 minutesJingle All The Way
Our first Christmas special! Give it a listen, or sign up for our Patreon to watch the video version (if you haven't already).
Gary Crissmiss!
24 December 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 23 minutesI WHEEL!
Googie Reviewbies is the main event today. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections. Please enjoy!
10 December 2025, 9:26 pm - 1 hour 7 minutesElectric Cream Pie
Yes, you read that right. You know what that means? Buttermans are back!
Also, Curtis brought a book he wrote in 1996 when he was 7 called "The Ship." You're gonna love it.
26 November 2025, 7:50 pm - 1 hour 11 minutesWhat A Boob Tip
Confused by the title? You should be. Listen to a brand new batch of incredible Pervert Proverbs to understand.
12 November 2025, 8:57 pm - 1 hour 17 secondsElectric Frankenstein
Happy Ghostober! We gotta talk about some Frankensteins. Also, Justy Boy brings us Chop Quiz and we try to decipher Davey Havok's AFI vocals. Thanks for listening!
29 October 2025, 5:45 pm - 1 hour 40 minutes"Hocus Pocus" Listen-Along Commentary
This commentary track for the Disney classic "Hocus Pocus" was recorded exclusively for our Patreon back in the year of our lord 2021. It's time to release it to the masses just in time for Heckoween 2025!
Much, much more available exclusively on our Patreon here:
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