Cool Parents
Cool Parents Network
We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
- 1 hour 7 minutesElectric Cream Pie
Yes, you read that right. You know what that means? Buttermans are back!
Also, Curtis brought a book he wrote in 1996 when he was 7 called "The Ship." You're gonna love it.
26 November 2025, 7:50 pm - 1 hour 11 minutesWhat A Boob Tip
Confused by the title? You should be. Listen to a brand new batch of incredible Pervert Proverbs to understand.
12 November 2025, 8:57 pm - 1 hour 17 secondsElectric Frankenstein
Happy Ghostober! We gotta talk about some Frankensteins. Also, Justy Boy brings us Chop Quiz and we try to decipher Davey Havok's AFI vocals. Thanks for listening!
29 October 2025, 5:45 pm - 1 hour 40 minutes"Hocus Pocus" Listen-Along Commentary
This commentary track for the Disney classic "Hocus Pocus" was recorded exclusively for our Patreon back in the year of our lord 2021. It's time to release it to the masses just in time for Heckoween 2025!
Much, much more available exclusively on our Patreon here:
22 October 2025, 3:54 pm - 1 hour 16 minutesCooler Than Art Thou
Ghostober is in full swing, so we have some spooOooOOOoky Googie Revoobies for you! We also embark on a Mystery Ship straight outta Tombstone.
15 October 2025, 6:42 pm - 1 hour 1 minuteStephen King's "Is"
Today, we are joined by BWETT!
We're talking about myths and legends from childhood media as well as some very horny and weird games on Steam.
8 October 2025, 5:56 pm - 1 hour 10 minutesTwisted Scripture
AKA Exquisite Piss.
In this episode, we watch an episode of Nickelodeon's famous Canadian freak-fest, Are You Afraid of the Dark. But first, we must discuss dolphins...
1 October 2025, 8:37 pm - 54 minutes 21 secondsWuteewayaputu
Two new segments? Oh my... We're introducing Roswords, in which Justy Boy helps define the weird non-words of a 15-month-old, and Shitty Mobile Game Ads. We also have new CKY mashup and a Beef Bone Mania Update!
Thanks for listening!
17 September 2025, 7:02 pm - 54 minutes 42 secondsOne Land, One Stone
Justy Boy has a new pome that is absolutely epic. Could he be the next Homer? Maybeeeeee...
We also talk Rob Zombie, cow, LiveJournal, that guy who was jacking off at a KoЯn concert, and probably other things I don't remember.
3 September 2025, 5:23 pm - 1 hour 7 minutesGorilla Leather Meat Speaker (feat. MILKMAN)
Chris Milkman is back and he brought farts! In addition to that fart-based content, we also have another installment of Brain War: Ear War. Please enjoy!
27 August 2025, 5:04 pm - 1 hour 2 minutesRalph Yum & The Babushka Boys
What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking!
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