Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin', is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to our journey over the past seven years and some exciting news about our ever-popular trivia nights at the Richmond Elks and plans to expand to the local VFW. Plus, catch up with our sports chatter as we keep one eye on the Notre Dame game amidst the laughter.

From peculiar happenings at Piggly Wiggly to the whimsical idea of renaming the Gulf of Mexico, we cover all the bizarre stories you didn’t know you needed. Dive into the world of "Divorce Day" in January and the fascinating, if not slightly absurd, reasons behind it, like the fallout of disappointing holiday gifts. There's also a nudge towards practicality with stories about backup underwear and discussions on how the holiday stress can send people running for the divorce lawyer. We mix humor with insight, ensuring you’re informed and entertained all at once.

Our quirky tales don’t stop there! We venture into the realm of video conferencing dysmorphia and ponder the mysteries of blinking clocks that mock our procrastination. Relive a fabricated strip club adventure and look at California’s wildfires with both sincerity and a touch of humor. As we close, we hit on the importance of reaching out to loved ones post-holiday, reminding everyone of the power of connection and gratitude. Join us for an episode brimming with laughter, insights, and stories that promise a delightful escape from the mundane.

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Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners chiming in during our live trivia nights, there's never a dull moment, and you're invited to be part of the fun.

Get ready for some truly bizarre tales that put the “strange” in stranger than fiction. Picture this: a man makes quite the impression at a Connecticut Italian restaurant, and it’s not because of his choice of pasta. We also dive into a hairy situation in Europe, where infants unexpectedly developed werewolf-like symptoms due to a misapplied medication. The absurdity continues with stories of law enforcement blunders, including a newly appointed deputy whose stellar career was hilariously cut short by a DUI incident. Each tale is more unexpected than the last, proving that reality can indeed be stranger than fiction.

As we close out the episode, we turn the spotlight on community and connection. Reflecting on nearly seven years of podcasting, we celebrate the vibrant community we've built, from hosting trivia nights to sharing a beer or two with our Patreon supporters. We reminisce about past guests who’ve graced our show and emphasize the importance of kindness, especially during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. It's all about spreading good cheer and making sure no one feels alone during this festive time. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let's toast to the joy of laughter and connection.

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Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like "Don't kill any kids today" and "Get off your damn phone" bring humor to everyday traffic. We're sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It's all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright hilarious side of news that you won't find in your typical headlines.

From a South Korean man strapped with creepy crawlies in Peru to a UK drug dealer hilariously outing his own ketamine stash, our stories this episode are as bizarre as they come. We delve into a world where imaginary bear attacks on luxury cars become the centerpiece of fraud schemes. Join us as we unpack these wild tales of criminal creativity and marvel at the absurdity of it all—because sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, and a little folly goes a long way.

We also tackle the dynamics of friendships, questioning what makes them tick and how they evolve over time. With personal anecdotes, we contrast the often-complicated bonds women navigate with the simplicity of male camaraderie. And speaking of bonds, we can't ignore the modern parental worries that seem to have taken a nosedive into over-vigilance. From tracking apps to a surprising number of shelter mice, we ponder the fine line between care and intrusion, all while keeping it light-hearted with tales of monkeys and hamsters causing chaos. So grab your drink and join us for a cozy chat that's equal parts entertaining and enlightening.

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Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we also muse over the creative potential of AI in adding a humorous twist to these kinds of stories. Meanwhile, our AI intern gives its own quirky interpretation of the incident, proving that even artificial minds can have a sense of humor.

As we hit the road on this podcast ride, we fondly recall the bygone days of a go-kart race in Richmond, only to be sidetracked by the tale of a fake Halloween parade in Dublin. Thousands were left scratching their heads and checking their calendars when a hoax website rallied them for an event that didn't exist. The unpredictability of social media strikes again, leading us into a discussion about the whimsical world of viral content, like a Canadian couple's shock upon discovering a wall full of stuffed animals in their garage. We speculate on its use as insulation and how such oddities capture the internet's imagination.

From tales of daring smuggles involving live snakes in pants to healthcare shocks like a forgotten childbirth needle, we wrap up with a medley of wild news and historic anecdotes. Stories like Elvita Adams' miraculous survival from an Empire State Building jump remind us of the mysteries of fate, while the community's role in supporting cyclists underscores the importance of camaraderie. We encourage everyone to reach out to those in need, fostering connections and sharing a few laughs along the way. So grab a drink, sit back, and join us on this rollercoaster of bizarre and thought-provoking tales.

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What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations. 

Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That's just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-disastrous encounter between a drunk driver and Vice President Kamala Harris's motorcade, questioning the chaos that often shadows our everyday lives.

The episode takes a darker twist as we discuss an online scam leading to murder, highlighting the dangers of deception and desperation. We examine a tragic tale of misguided beliefs in a fictitious fortune that ended with deadly consequences. Through the lens of humor and reality, we explore how easily things can escalate when love, money, and deceit collide, rounding off our journey through the weird, wonderful, and sometimes somber narratives that color our world. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, where every twist and turn offers a new perspective on the human experience.

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Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box.

Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn't as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today's media landscape? We'll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary "Chimp Crazy." You’ll laugh, gasp, and think twice about adopting that cute baby chimp you saw online.

Reflecting on the monumental events that have shaped our lives, we ponder the modern experiences that could define this generation. Could COVID-19 be their “where were you?” moment? We dive into the ethical dilemmas and hazards of keeping exotic pets, sharing heart-wrenching and sometimes grotesque stories of chimpanzees turned violent. Finally, we lighten the mood with some fun monkey mischief and remind everyone to check in on their loved ones, especially as the holiday season approaches. Buckle up for an emotional rollercoaster filled with humor, horror, and heartfelt moments on this episode of the After Two Beers podcast!

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Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious "Am I the Asshole?" scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Chesney concert – laughter guaranteed.

Have you ever thought about what your ideal funeral would look like? We certainly have! With a touch of humor, we explore the idea of making funerals more enjoyable, discussing everything from traditional services to lively celebrations of life. Want to avoid the summer humidity? We’ve got you covered! We chat about the quirky phenomenon known as "corn sweat," share random fun facts like the "bacon gene," and reminisce about RL Stine’s days with Bazooka Joe. And ever wonder why white dog turds have vanished? We’ve got the scoop on that too.

Relationships can be a battlefield, especially when it comes to sharing snacks. We share our own funny and frustrating experiences of hiding junk food from significant others. Wrapping things up, we bring you some jaw-dropping police misadventures, including a couple’s SUV ending up in a river and a cop’s embarrassing moment at a Kenny Chesney concert. Lastly, we touch on the importance of mental health, encouraging everyone to support each other through life's challenges, especially in these turbulent times. Tune in for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and thought-provoking conversations that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish.

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Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin' Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we'd impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life's moments, and the value of authenticity and kindness. Plus, don't miss our take on recent Olympic highlights and more!

In this episode's "Life Lessons and Advice" segment, we're getting real about the importance of investing early and managing debt. It's not all about the numbers, though—we emphasize making memories because not everyone gets to enjoy retirement. We also stress the value of living in a prosperous country, savoring the moments with family and pets, and shaking off unnecessary worries. As always, we sprinkle in some humor, debating everything from quirky historical anecdotes to personal boundaries like sharing toothbrushes.

Finally, we wrap up with a mix of light-hearted banter and meaningful reflections. Laugh with us as we recount the first recorded mooning in 66 AD and ponder the comedic logistics of an Olympic pole vaulter with a unique anatomical feature. We also share the story of an Australian breakdancer's less-than-stellar Olympic performance and invite you to suggest drinks for our next review segment. Before signing off, we underscore the power of kindness and simple gestures, inviting you to join us next Thursday at eight for more engaging conversations and connections.

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What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "The Puddin'" Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports movies. From Kimmy's picks like "Tin Cup" and "Remember the Titans" to under-the-radar gems like "The Running Man," our hosts leave no stone unturned. Along the way, we tackle the etiquette of ordering food near closing time and laugh our way through the "Am I the Asshole?" segment, where mundane dilemmas take on a whole new level of hilarity.

Have you ever wondered why there's no blockbuster movie about darts? Neither have we, but that doesn't stop us from exploring quirky subjects like the mating habits of male ladybugs and the phenomenon of "latchkey incontinence." We blend fascinating facts about zebras and cryonics with personal anecdotes and musings on why old-school adult magazines have a nostalgic charm. Our dive into the world of extreme body modifications, such as the rhino piercing, is both cringe-worthy and fascinating, offering listeners a glimpse into some of the more eccentric trends out there.

But it’s not all fun and games; we also address serious topics like the controversial candidacy of Mark Edgington, a convicted murderer running for the New Hampshire House. Our conversation touches on the divisive nature of political expressions through provocative flags and the chaotic state of current politics. With a mix of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions, this episode promises a dynamic and engaging experience. Don’t miss out on this rollercoaster of topics, and make sure to share your thoughts and suggestions for future episodes!

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Ever wondered why someone would nickname themselves "Puddin" or "Gibbler"? Well, you're in for a treat as Dutch Dalton, Kimberly Gibbler, and Michael Summers, aka Puddin, unravel the quirky stories behind their names. We're not just sharing fun tales; we're inviting all our local listeners to join the party live at E Studios! This episode is packed with engaging segments like our Mount Rushmore topic, Gibbler's hilarious giblets, and Puddin's thought-provoking "Am I the Asshole?" story. Plus, we explore some eye-opening news, including tips for women to enhance their orgasms and the shocking aftermath of a gamer's online rage.

If you love TV and movie characters that stick with you long after the credits roll, we’ve got a nostalgic ride for you. From the heartfelt wisdom of Ted Lasso and the comedic genius of Al Bundy to the dark charm of Captain Jack Sparrow and the chaotic brilliance of Heath Ledger's Joker, we celebrate the performances that have left a mark on our lives. We don't just stop there; we delve into the potential greats like Morgan Freeman in Shawshank and Denzel Washington in Training Day, and even take a moment to honor the trailblazing Lucille Ball. This is your go-to chapter for everything character-centric, whether you're reliving past favorites or discovering new ones.

Closing out, we tackle a fascinating mix of topics ranging from the extraordinary life of Dan Aykroyd to the absurdity of a violent gaming dispute. Have you ever thought about the unconventional use of a hair dryer? We have, and it’s both practical and hilarious. We also shed light on groundbreaking studies connecting cannabis and female sexual satisfaction and, most importantly, encourage spreading love and kindness to those around you. Whether it's through a simple gesture or a few kind words, we emphasize the power of being there for others. So, strap in for an hour of unpredictable conversation that promises to be both entertaining and enlightening!

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Have you ever wondered why malls were the ultimate hangout spots back in the day? Join us as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Kibler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers take you on a nostalgic journey through the golden era of shopping malls. From the high-tech gadgets of Radio Shack to the delicious aroma of Cinnabon wafting through the air, we reminisce about the charm and character that made these malls special. Our new "Mount Rushmore" segment kicks off with a bang, and trust us, you won’t want to miss Kimmy's "Gibbler's Giblets" or Puddin's intriguing "Am I the Asshole?" segment.

Hold onto your hats (or should we say shopping bags?) as we also tackle current events, like Justin Timberlake's recent DUI incident and the viral fame of the "Hawk Tui girl" from Tennessee. Dutch brings some intriguing and dramatic news stories to the table, including a mother’s frantic snake scare and a wild roller coaster incident. The roller coaster story alone will have you both laughing and gasping in astonishment. And don't get us started on the bizarre lawsuit against Apple involving infidelity—it's a roller coaster ride of a different kind!

We wrap up the episode with heartfelt reminders of the importance of friendships and simple acts of kindness. Whether you're laughing at outrageous stories or pondering deep questions about relationships, this episode has a little something for everyone. Tune in and let us transport you back to simpler times, all while keeping you entertained and informed about the wild world we live in today!

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