From the Florida Man Games to an $88,000 Cheeto, this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre stories that never make your local news broadcast.

Dutch, Kimmy, and Puddin' take us through the wild world of the second annual Florida Man Games, featuring events that perfectly capture Florida's chaotic essence - from an Evading Arrest Obstacle Course (complete with alligator throwing) to Hurricane Aisle Brawls where contestants joust with shopping carts. These aren't parodies; they're real competitions with thousands of spectators and family-friendly atmospheres.

The trio explores relationship disasters that will make your own seem blissfully normal. A North Carolina woman locked her boyfriend in a storage unit for nearly a week, while an 18-year-old Florida woman vandalized a car in revenge against her ex - unfortunately targeting an innocent neighbor's vehicle instead. We hear about a Memphis man claiming his dog accidentally shot him (suspicious circumstances included), and a woman who stabbed her boyfriend for refusing her cooking.

The hosts share personal anecdotes about cooking disasters and relationship compromises that strike the perfect balance between hilarious and relatable. Between stories about nose-picking emergencies, human cannonball accidents, and a child calling 911 for "emergency donuts," the podcast reminds us why these stories matter - they help us appreciate our relatively normal lives.

Before signing off, Dutch shares a thoughtful message about reaching out to friends who might be struggling with unseen challenges. As he puts it, "some of the most trying things in my life are the random shit that happens on a Tuesday that you never saw coming."

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Join Dutch Daulton, Kimmy Gibler, and Puddin' for another riotous episode of After 2 Beers, where every sip fuels outrageous stories that blur the line between laughter and disbelief!

This week, we take listeners on a whirlwind ride through jaw-dropping incidents, featuring a DUI repeat offender who just couldn’t resist the wheel and a shocking OnlyFans stunt that redefines the lengths people will go for fame and fortune.

We also unravel a mind-boggling IVF clinic mix-up, sparking a heartfelt discussion on parental bonds, trust in medical institutions, and the complexities of modern family dynamics. And if you thought flying was stressful, wait until you hear about passengers stuck on a flight with a deceased seatmate—a real-life horror story that sounds too bizarre to be true.

Amidst the madness, we reflect on the importance of mental health, human connection, and the stories that bring us all together. So grab a drink, tune in, and join the After 2 Beers community—where no topic is off-limits and the laughs never stop!

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Ever debated the finer points of mayonnaise preferences over a cold drink? We kick things off with just that, setting the tone for an episode brimming with humor and unexpected tales. Our exploration of quirky news stories introduces you to a Texas deer hunter with an unusual approach to wildlife management involving a porta-potty and a Wisconsin couple whose wedding venue dispute takes a wild turn. With laughter as our guide, we meander through stories that highlight the absurdity and unpredictability of human behavior, all while sharing a few laughs about the importance of future planning through baseball cards and Funko Pops. 

Join us as we unravel the peculiarities of rising egg prices and their surprising role as an economic indicator. From nostalgic debates about 90s Doritos flavors to brunch burgers topped with fried eggs, the culinary world is ours to dissect. We also veer into humorous territory critiquing airlines and OnlyFans, sharing bizarre news like a car crash into a WWII tank memorial, and diving into the lives of our quirky college roommates. It's a smorgasbord of anecdotes and commentary designed to entertain and provoke a chuckle or two.

As Valentine's Day approaches, we're tackling the quirks of love and mental health with humor and sincerity, from chicken wing dates to heartfelt reminders to check in on loved ones. Amidst all the light-hearted banter, we touch on viral stories like the Texan who used a baby to clear snow off his car, reminding us to consider the consequences of our more bizarre actions. With a mix of local flair and international charm, we're excited to welcome our growing audience from Germany and France and dream about taking our unique brand of trivia nights across the pond. Whether it's laughter, spontaneity, or just a good old-fashioned story, this episode has it all.

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Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of After 2 Beers, Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin' dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator rampage in Canada to the wild antics of a Hungarian man hitching a 20-mile ride on a bullet train, they bring a whirlwind of oddball stories that will make you question reality. Plus, the crew explores the passionate world of collecting as Dutch surprises Michael with a Matt Foley Funko Pop, sparking a lively conversation about treasured memorabilia.

Get ready for an entertaining deep dive into social dynamics and fashion faux pas at high-profile events. The hosts humorously dissect how societal expectations shape women's wardrobe choices and the reactions they provoke. Along the way, they share personal stories from smoky bingo nights and quirky bar experiences, all while tackling the latest TikTok trends and even discussing the existence of chicken noodle soup-flavored cough drops (yes, really!). Expect plenty of laughs and maybe even some unexpected food for thought.

And if that wasn’t enough, the crew breaks down the viral moment from President Trump’s inauguration, where Mark Zuckerberg was caught seemingly staring at Lauren Sánchez, Jeff Bezos’ fiancée. Social media had a field day with the clip, as memes flooded the internet dissecting the Meta CEO’s distracted glance. Whether intentional or not, the incident added another layer of entertainment to an already surreal event.

The episode wraps up with heartfelt gratitude for their growing audience, including their surprising fan base in Germany. Listeners are invited to join their lively trivia nights in support of community causes like Toys for Tots. Whether you’re watching on YouTube, Facebook, or supporting them on Patreon, the After 2 Beers crew appreciates every single fan. As they share their stories and invite listeners into their world, they also remind everyone of the importance of staying connected, checking in on friends, and offering support. Stick around—there’s plenty more weird and wonderful podcasting adventures ahead!

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Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin', is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to our journey over the past seven years and some exciting news about our ever-popular trivia nights at the Richmond Elks and plans to expand to the local VFW. Plus, catch up with our sports chatter as we keep one eye on the Notre Dame game amidst the laughter.

From peculiar happenings at Piggly Wiggly to the whimsical idea of renaming the Gulf of Mexico, we cover all the bizarre stories you didn’t know you needed. Dive into the world of "Divorce Day" in January and the fascinating, if not slightly absurd, reasons behind it, like the fallout of disappointing holiday gifts. There's also a nudge towards practicality with stories about backup underwear and discussions on how the holiday stress can send people running for the divorce lawyer. We mix humor with insight, ensuring you’re informed and entertained all at once.

Our quirky tales don’t stop there! We venture into the realm of video conferencing dysmorphia and ponder the mysteries of blinking clocks that mock our procrastination. Relive a fabricated strip club adventure and look at California’s wildfires with both sincerity and a touch of humor. As we close, we hit on the importance of reaching out to loved ones post-holiday, reminding everyone of the power of connection and gratitude. Join us for an episode brimming with laughter, insights, and stories that promise a delightful escape from the mundane.

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Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners chiming in during our live trivia nights, there's never a dull moment, and you're invited to be part of the fun.

Get ready for some truly bizarre tales that put the “strange” in stranger than fiction. Picture this: a man makes quite the impression at a Connecticut Italian restaurant, and it’s not because of his choice of pasta. We also dive into a hairy situation in Europe, where infants unexpectedly developed werewolf-like symptoms due to a misapplied medication. The absurdity continues with stories of law enforcement blunders, including a newly appointed deputy whose stellar career was hilariously cut short by a DUI incident. Each tale is more unexpected than the last, proving that reality can indeed be stranger than fiction.

As we close out the episode, we turn the spotlight on community and connection. Reflecting on nearly seven years of podcasting, we celebrate the vibrant community we've built, from hosting trivia nights to sharing a beer or two with our Patreon supporters. We reminisce about past guests who’ve graced our show and emphasize the importance of kindness, especially during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. It's all about spreading good cheer and making sure no one feels alone during this festive time. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let's toast to the joy of laughter and connection.

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Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like "Don't kill any kids today" and "Get off your damn phone" bring humor to everyday traffic. We're sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It's all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright hilarious side of news that you won't find in your typical headlines.

From a South Korean man strapped with creepy crawlies in Peru to a UK drug dealer hilariously outing his own ketamine stash, our stories this episode are as bizarre as they come. We delve into a world where imaginary bear attacks on luxury cars become the centerpiece of fraud schemes. Join us as we unpack these wild tales of criminal creativity and marvel at the absurdity of it all—because sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, and a little folly goes a long way.

We also tackle the dynamics of friendships, questioning what makes them tick and how they evolve over time. With personal anecdotes, we contrast the often-complicated bonds women navigate with the simplicity of male camaraderie. And speaking of bonds, we can't ignore the modern parental worries that seem to have taken a nosedive into over-vigilance. From tracking apps to a surprising number of shelter mice, we ponder the fine line between care and intrusion, all while keeping it light-hearted with tales of monkeys and hamsters causing chaos. So grab your drink and join us for a cozy chat that's equal parts entertaining and enlightening.

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Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we also muse over the creative potential of AI in adding a humorous twist to these kinds of stories. Meanwhile, our AI intern gives its own quirky interpretation of the incident, proving that even artificial minds can have a sense of humor.

As we hit the road on this podcast ride, we fondly recall the bygone days of a go-kart race in Richmond, only to be sidetracked by the tale of a fake Halloween parade in Dublin. Thousands were left scratching their heads and checking their calendars when a hoax website rallied them for an event that didn't exist. The unpredictability of social media strikes again, leading us into a discussion about the whimsical world of viral content, like a Canadian couple's shock upon discovering a wall full of stuffed animals in their garage. We speculate on its use as insulation and how such oddities capture the internet's imagination.

From tales of daring smuggles involving live snakes in pants to healthcare shocks like a forgotten childbirth needle, we wrap up with a medley of wild news and historic anecdotes. Stories like Elvita Adams' miraculous survival from an Empire State Building jump remind us of the mysteries of fate, while the community's role in supporting cyclists underscores the importance of camaraderie. We encourage everyone to reach out to those in need, fostering connections and sharing a few laughs along the way. So grab a drink, sit back, and join us on this rollercoaster of bizarre and thought-provoking tales.

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What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations. 

Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That's just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-disastrous encounter between a drunk driver and Vice President Kamala Harris's motorcade, questioning the chaos that often shadows our everyday lives.

The episode takes a darker twist as we discuss an online scam leading to murder, highlighting the dangers of deception and desperation. We examine a tragic tale of misguided beliefs in a fictitious fortune that ended with deadly consequences. Through the lens of humor and reality, we explore how easily things can escalate when love, money, and deceit collide, rounding off our journey through the weird, wonderful, and sometimes somber narratives that color our world. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, where every twist and turn offers a new perspective on the human experience.

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Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box.

Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn't as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today's media landscape? We'll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary "Chimp Crazy." You’ll laugh, gasp, and think twice about adopting that cute baby chimp you saw online.

Reflecting on the monumental events that have shaped our lives, we ponder the modern experiences that could define this generation. Could COVID-19 be their “where were you?” moment? We dive into the ethical dilemmas and hazards of keeping exotic pets, sharing heart-wrenching and sometimes grotesque stories of chimpanzees turned violent. Finally, we lighten the mood with some fun monkey mischief and remind everyone to check in on their loved ones, especially as the holiday season approaches. Buckle up for an emotional rollercoaster filled with humor, horror, and heartfelt moments on this episode of the After Two Beers podcast!

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Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious "Am I the Asshole?" scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Chesney concert – laughter guaranteed.

Have you ever thought about what your ideal funeral would look like? We certainly have! With a touch of humor, we explore the idea of making funerals more enjoyable, discussing everything from traditional services to lively celebrations of life. Want to avoid the summer humidity? We’ve got you covered! We chat about the quirky phenomenon known as "corn sweat," share random fun facts like the "bacon gene," and reminisce about RL Stine’s days with Bazooka Joe. And ever wonder why white dog turds have vanished? We’ve got the scoop on that too.

Relationships can be a battlefield, especially when it comes to sharing snacks. We share our own funny and frustrating experiences of hiding junk food from significant others. Wrapping things up, we bring you some jaw-dropping police misadventures, including a couple’s SUV ending up in a river and a cop’s embarrassing moment at a Kenny Chesney concert. Lastly, we touch on the importance of mental health, encouraging everyone to support each other through life's challenges, especially in these turbulent times. Tune in for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and thought-provoking conversations that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish.

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