Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box.

Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn't as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today's media landscape? We'll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary "Chimp Crazy." You’ll laugh, gasp, and think twice about adopting that cute baby chimp you saw online.

Reflecting on the monumental events that have shaped our lives, we ponder the modern experiences that could define this generation. Could COVID-19 be their “where were you?” moment? We dive into the ethical dilemmas and hazards of keeping exotic pets, sharing heart-wrenching and sometimes grotesque stories of chimpanzees turned violent. Finally, we lighten the mood with some fun monkey mischief and remind everyone to check in on their loved ones, especially as the holiday season approaches. Buckle up for an emotional rollercoaster filled with humor, horror, and heartfelt moments on this episode of the After Two Beers podcast!

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Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious "Am I the Asshole?" scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Chesney concert – laughter guaranteed.

Have you ever thought about what your ideal funeral would look like? We certainly have! With a touch of humor, we explore the idea of making funerals more enjoyable, discussing everything from traditional services to lively celebrations of life. Want to avoid the summer humidity? We’ve got you covered! We chat about the quirky phenomenon known as "corn sweat," share random fun facts like the "bacon gene," and reminisce about RL Stine’s days with Bazooka Joe. And ever wonder why white dog turds have vanished? We’ve got the scoop on that too.

Relationships can be a battlefield, especially when it comes to sharing snacks. We share our own funny and frustrating experiences of hiding junk food from significant others. Wrapping things up, we bring you some jaw-dropping police misadventures, including a couple’s SUV ending up in a river and a cop’s embarrassing moment at a Kenny Chesney concert. Lastly, we touch on the importance of mental health, encouraging everyone to support each other through life's challenges, especially in these turbulent times. Tune in for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and thought-provoking conversations that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish.

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Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin' Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we'd impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life's moments, and the value of authenticity and kindness. Plus, don't miss our take on recent Olympic highlights and more!

In this episode's "Life Lessons and Advice" segment, we're getting real about the importance of investing early and managing debt. It's not all about the numbers, though—we emphasize making memories because not everyone gets to enjoy retirement. We also stress the value of living in a prosperous country, savoring the moments with family and pets, and shaking off unnecessary worries. As always, we sprinkle in some humor, debating everything from quirky historical anecdotes to personal boundaries like sharing toothbrushes.

Finally, we wrap up with a mix of light-hearted banter and meaningful reflections. Laugh with us as we recount the first recorded mooning in 66 AD and ponder the comedic logistics of an Olympic pole vaulter with a unique anatomical feature. We also share the story of an Australian breakdancer's less-than-stellar Olympic performance and invite you to suggest drinks for our next review segment. Before signing off, we underscore the power of kindness and simple gestures, inviting you to join us next Thursday at eight for more engaging conversations and connections.

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What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "The Puddin'" Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports movies. From Kimmy's picks like "Tin Cup" and "Remember the Titans" to under-the-radar gems like "The Running Man," our hosts leave no stone unturned. Along the way, we tackle the etiquette of ordering food near closing time and laugh our way through the "Am I the Asshole?" segment, where mundane dilemmas take on a whole new level of hilarity.

Have you ever wondered why there's no blockbuster movie about darts? Neither have we, but that doesn't stop us from exploring quirky subjects like the mating habits of male ladybugs and the phenomenon of "latchkey incontinence." We blend fascinating facts about zebras and cryonics with personal anecdotes and musings on why old-school adult magazines have a nostalgic charm. Our dive into the world of extreme body modifications, such as the rhino piercing, is both cringe-worthy and fascinating, offering listeners a glimpse into some of the more eccentric trends out there.

But it’s not all fun and games; we also address serious topics like the controversial candidacy of Mark Edgington, a convicted murderer running for the New Hampshire House. Our conversation touches on the divisive nature of political expressions through provocative flags and the chaotic state of current politics. With a mix of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions, this episode promises a dynamic and engaging experience. Don’t miss out on this rollercoaster of topics, and make sure to share your thoughts and suggestions for future episodes!

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Ever wondered why someone would nickname themselves "Puddin" or "Gibbler"? Well, you're in for a treat as Dutch Dalton, Kimberly Gibbler, and Michael Summers, aka Puddin, unravel the quirky stories behind their names. We're not just sharing fun tales; we're inviting all our local listeners to join the party live at E Studios! This episode is packed with engaging segments like our Mount Rushmore topic, Gibbler's hilarious giblets, and Puddin's thought-provoking "Am I the Asshole?" story. Plus, we explore some eye-opening news, including tips for women to enhance their orgasms and the shocking aftermath of a gamer's online rage.

If you love TV and movie characters that stick with you long after the credits roll, we’ve got a nostalgic ride for you. From the heartfelt wisdom of Ted Lasso and the comedic genius of Al Bundy to the dark charm of Captain Jack Sparrow and the chaotic brilliance of Heath Ledger's Joker, we celebrate the performances that have left a mark on our lives. We don't just stop there; we delve into the potential greats like Morgan Freeman in Shawshank and Denzel Washington in Training Day, and even take a moment to honor the trailblazing Lucille Ball. This is your go-to chapter for everything character-centric, whether you're reliving past favorites or discovering new ones.

Closing out, we tackle a fascinating mix of topics ranging from the extraordinary life of Dan Aykroyd to the absurdity of a violent gaming dispute. Have you ever thought about the unconventional use of a hair dryer? We have, and it’s both practical and hilarious. We also shed light on groundbreaking studies connecting cannabis and female sexual satisfaction and, most importantly, encourage spreading love and kindness to those around you. Whether it's through a simple gesture or a few kind words, we emphasize the power of being there for others. So, strap in for an hour of unpredictable conversation that promises to be both entertaining and enlightening!

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Have you ever wondered why malls were the ultimate hangout spots back in the day? Join us as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Kibler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers take you on a nostalgic journey through the golden era of shopping malls. From the high-tech gadgets of Radio Shack to the delicious aroma of Cinnabon wafting through the air, we reminisce about the charm and character that made these malls special. Our new "Mount Rushmore" segment kicks off with a bang, and trust us, you won’t want to miss Kimmy's "Gibbler's Giblets" or Puddin's intriguing "Am I the Asshole?" segment.

Hold onto your hats (or should we say shopping bags?) as we also tackle current events, like Justin Timberlake's recent DUI incident and the viral fame of the "Hawk Tui girl" from Tennessee. Dutch brings some intriguing and dramatic news stories to the table, including a mother’s frantic snake scare and a wild roller coaster incident. The roller coaster story alone will have you both laughing and gasping in astonishment. And don't get us started on the bizarre lawsuit against Apple involving infidelity—it's a roller coaster ride of a different kind!

We wrap up the episode with heartfelt reminders of the importance of friendships and simple acts of kindness. Whether you're laughing at outrageous stories or pondering deep questions about relationships, this episode has a little something for everyone. Tune in and let us transport you back to simpler times, all while keeping you entertained and informed about the wild world we live in today!

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Ready for some laughs and a trip down memory lane? Our lively return to the After Two Beers podcast is nothing short of spectacular as we reunite in Kevin Shook's studio after an extended break. We share stories from our six-year journey, highlight unforgettable trivia nights, and reveal exciting plans for our new monthly schedule. Get ready to hear about past guests like Nikki Glazer, who has been setting stages on fire with her latest Netflix specials. Plus, we express our gratitude to our loyal Patreon supporters and hint at a special party just for them. This episode is packed with entertaining segments, including "Giblets," our fan-favorite "Am I the Asshole?" and some intriguing news updates.

As we kick off this Memorial Day weekend episode, the fun and festive mood are set right from the start. Our "giblets" segment serves as the perfect humorous springboard into various captivating topics, ensuring you're well-informed and thoroughly entertained whether you're catching us live or listening later. We reflect on the wide array of guests we've hosted, from former mayors to rising stars, showcasing the diversity that makes our show unique. Don't forget to visit our website and follow us on social media to stay updated on everything After Two Beers. This is one episode you won't want to miss!

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Pour a cold one and get ready to chuckle as we welcome Michael Summers to the After Two Beers crew! Michael slides right into our banter about the quirks of daily life, from the irritation of self-service gas stations to the comical struggle of using a TV remote to log into apps. Our conversation is a rollercoaster of random hilarity, including a tantalizing trivia night we're gearing up for at the Elks Country Club, just before the total eclipse. Trust us, you're in for a treat with stories that will have you raising your glass and your spirits.

Have you ever wondered about the great fast-food mascot showdown? Or contemplated the mysterious allure of Wendy's Frosties? We're dishing out laughs with a side of the absurd as we navigate through the lighter side of life's oddities. Craving some offbeat sleep remedies? We've got you covered with tips that might just turn your nighttime woes into a dreamy escape. Plus, don't miss our amusing insights on celebrity lifestyle quirks, and a head-scratching tale of a man with a rather extreme method to kick his smoking habit. Our banter is as unpredictable as it is entertaining, so prepare for some genuine spit-takes.

Wrapping up this laugh fest, we take an irreverent look at some of the most bizarre crime stories that have graced headlines worldwide. From a German man's unfortunate encounter with his pet to a Canadian's glory hole mix-up, these stories reveal the wacky side of law and order. We're not just about the giggles, though; we close with a heartfelt message about the importance of caring for each other. So, join us at After Two Beers, where the stories are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the company is just like your best group of friends.

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Hey After Two Beers aficionados, Dutch Daulton here alongside Kimmy Gibbler and Michael Summers, bringing the spice and nothing nice – well, except for some hefty laughter and heartfelt moments. Ever found yourself chucking over the high school drama of sports personalities or tossing and turning, trying to nail the elusive art of falling asleep? Buckle up, because we're about to regale you with tales of our nocturnal neuroses and mishaps between the sheets that might make you want to invest in some extra padding.

This episode isn't just about the chuckles; it's a veritable smorgasbord of curious ponderings and wacky revelations. From the NFL's authenticity being scrutinized through our humor-tinted spectacles to the hidden dangers lurking in the throes of passion, we're dissecting the outrageous and the everyday with a side of snark. Prepare to be amused by our ambulance drama recount and the unexpected library shenanigans that are sure to raise eyebrows – and possibly your blood pressure.

As we wrap up our raucous roundtable, remember this isn't just about laughs; it's about connection. We remind you and ourselves to spread kindness like it's the last beer at a party, to check in on our mates, and to never underestimate the power of a simple 'how are ya?'. So grab your favorite brew, sit back, and let's navigate the comical chaos of life together, with some hearty banter and wisdom to boot. Cheers to that!

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Have you ever wondered what Taylor Swift and NFL tight ends have in common? Pour yourself a glass and join us as we shake off the hiatus hangover with tales that'll have you rethinking celebrity influence and savoring the oddities of everyday life. From the laugh-out-loud saga of a porta-potty disaster to the heated debate over sports integrity and the surge of female fans in the NFL, we're toasting to the quirks and conundrums that keep our world spinning.

This episode isn't just about the mishaps and mayhem; it's a deep dive into the cultural impact of celebrities and the shockwaves that ripple through local economies when they strut their stuff. Imagine trusting snail mail with a lottery fortune or pondering the economic intricacies of an OnlyFans account; we're covering it all. And if that’s not enough, we've got folklore that could change the way you sneeze, plus a heartstring-tugging reflection on the legendary Manny Pacquiao.

So, grab your headphones and settle in for a ride that's as wild as a high-speed chase with a couple of chuckling hosts. From bathroom etiquette to the implications of a controversial car decal, we're serving up a full-bodied brew of conversation—no topic too taboo, no opinion too outrageous. We promise you'll come for the stories but stay for the reflection on the beautiful, bizarre tapestry of life itself. Cheers to the journey ahead and the stories that make us who we are.

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Ever feel like you're walking on eggshells while disciplining your kid? Or wonder if you come off as the 'asshole' when you're just trying to teach them some respect? We know how that feels, and we're here to share our stories, lessons learned, and open up a conversation about parenting styles and the fragile line between understanding and discipline. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, debates, and a little bit of Elvis Presley and Etta James.

We've also got a hilarious A to B news segment that involves a man at a La Quinta Inn and the incessant pumpkin spice frenzy. Brace yourselves for a deep-dive into some of the most iconic performances in music history - from the Beatles to Elvis and Etta James. We'll take you on a trip down memory lane, discussing the magic of those moments and how they continue to inspire us. But hold on, we're not done yet. Prepare for a laughter riot as we explore some of the craziest things people have managed to get stuck in their rectums. You wouldn't believe what some people have used as... toys.

As we wind down, we reflect on the rollercoaster ride that is parenting. We all struggle with it, the constant self-doubt, the challenges, and the bittersweet moments of letting go as they grow up. We share our experiences and thoughts on co-parenting classes, emergency room visits, and the life journey of rapper Big Sean. So, join us as we laugh, reflect, and maybe learn a thing or two about life and parenting.

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