The club is in full swing with an invite from Babs and Barry, German breakdowns, fellatio solidarity, and saggy stomachs.

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This week on the pod we’re joined by the legend Dean Saunders.

Now best known for his TalkSPORT appearances, but many moons ago he was managing “two strikers who could do things Haaland couldn’t” our very own Chris Brown and Jon Parkin… and he didn’t have a bad playing career either.

Dean’s training sessions have gone down in Under The Cosh folklore, especially for the prizes handed out, including a racehorse for Friday’s man of the match. Today, we finally hear straight from the horse’s mouth (Saunders, not Constitution Hill 🐎) about the science behind it all and how he even used a local reporter to motivate his players.

Looking back on his playing career, Saunders once set the British transfer record — which some might say would make him a £100m+ player in today’s market… our research says closer to £36 million. While starring for the likes of Aston Villa and Liverpool, he became prolific using a foolproof technique that guaranteed 18+ goals a season without relying too much on his own ability.

We also hear stories involving Ron Atkinson’s genius man-management, El Hadji Diouf playing an integral role in presidential elections, Jamie O’Hara causing him to get sacked, Graeme Souness starting a riot, and Pascal Chimbonda’s unforgettable wink.

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Back down the club for 2026. New year, same sh#t, talking dry Jan, Bomber Brown, NYE, weight loss journeys, unaware affairs, and Browny drops a revelation bomb.

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Joining us this week is Frank Sinclair coming through at Chelsea in a defining era Frank quickly asserted himself as a regular in the team following an 8 game ban after ‘head butting’ a ref. With footballing legends walking through the door left right and centre Sinclair got to play with the likes of Gullit, Vialli, Zola & Mark Hughes. With plenty of own goals, brutal initiations & cup finals along the way. After leaving Chelsea he heads to Leicester to be managed by Martin O’Neill/given many days off by Martin O’Neill. During this time Leicester managed to reach the league cup final but Frank was left out after a controversial shopping trip. After a very enjoyable spell at the club Franks time there came to a sour end with a relegation spell and being falsely imprisoned while on a team trip away. This show is sponsored by Talksport Bet Get £40 in FREE BETS at http://talksportbet.com/utc when you bet £10 18+ gambleaware.org T&Cs apply 🌏Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/cosh This is risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Bespoke kits for your club with O'Neills Sportswear UK👇 👕Your custom design 🚚Delivered in 4-6 weeks ✅Low minimum order quantity 🤝Kit out your team now, from this link: https://bit.ly/3z46QiI

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A final reminisce down the club before returning next week, looking back at some of the best tales of 2025. Including Creeping Coppins, gluten issues, undercover egging, a big reveal, and custom sex dolls.

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This week we have Jonjo Shelvey in the hot seat, a man with one of the best talents we have ever seen in matching football players up to what boots they wore. 

Signing for Liverpool at a young age he tells us what it was like to play with his hero Gerrard and how he ended up being his next door neighbour. 

At Newcastle we hear stories of fights, Rafa stealing prawns of plates and what Mike Ashley was really like. 

Towards the later end of his Jonjo went through a tough time revealing what really happened at Forest and how going to Turkey forced him into one of the darkest places he has ever been. 

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We're having a reminisce down the club, looking back at some of the best tales of 2025. Including drone pilotage, Gumtree pranks, Vegas swinging, and popping breasts.

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An ex boss for Parky on this week, one who joined him in the infamous Bull many times before away trips.

Starting out his playing career at Spurs Darren Caskey came through a side full of characters from Gazza to Neil Razor Ruddock with chaos surrounding him in that environment.

After leaving Spurs Caskey dropped down the divisions but not the level of entertainment with tales of getting arrested on holiday, getting headbutted by Alan Pardew & having important meetings while suffering from a sinus. 

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Theres a festive feel down the club, talking babysitter crushes, boxing day traditions, Westlife after parties, and classic TV.

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Tis the season, not only for Christmas but the ‘Warnock Season’ so it only feels fitting that we have one of his ex-players in the hot seat this week….Sean Morrison who tells stories about parades, B*llockings and failed b*llockings from the man himself. 

It doesn’t just stop at Warnock as Morrison also featured under another cosh favourite gaffer is Russel Slade, who is Cheltenham obsessed with chaos descending every year and us finding out just how big his balls are. 

And finally to complete the hat trick is Mick McCarthy who’s dead pan humour will never go out of style. Alongside this incredible trio of gaffers we hear more about Billy Paynter’s pranks, a leaked video and unwanted dog. 

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals x 

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Minds are blown and toes are curled in this weeks Friday club, including, some fantastic nicknames, Hong Kong balls, a mouth full of jelly, keeping the flute dry, and the pussy palace.

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