• 23 minutes 25 seconds
    How's Your Job? If it's better than these, you win.

    If your job is worse than a waitress who told the chef to spit in the food; or acrocodile tour guide who lures the crocs with a chicken on a stick; or if you are part of the small group who never had sex at work; we want to hear about it. Send a job description to [email protected]. You could win a ty-shirt!

    Episode 25

     

    4:45 Deleted Scholarship

    7:03 Please Spit On Burger

    9:06 Crocodile Tour Guide

    12:42 Elon Musk

    14:40 Sex at Work

    17:08 Soccer Panties

    18:59 Worst Job Of The Week

    22:26 Wrap Up

    25 June 2018, 2:19 pm
  • 21 minutes 12 seconds
    Who's Your Daddy? A Salute To Fathers

    This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more.

    Episode 24

      2:46 Japanese Fathers 4:05 Monkey in Home Depot 5:32 Monkey on a Car Thief 7:12 Bad Father’s Day Gifts 11:08 Home Flamethrowers 12:20 Too Large 14:15 Donkey Milk 19:00 Wrap Up
    15 June 2018, 2:24 am
  • 20 minutes 27 seconds
    What smells in here?

    You could be on a bad flight when the plane has to make an emergency landing because somebody stinks. In California, you can't shower and do laundry on the same day. A woman has her lady parts reconstructed using a tilapia fish. These and even more reasons that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

    7 June 2018, 3:58 pm
  • 17 minutes 42 seconds
    If it ain't like chalk, you got to let him walk

    What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.

     

    EPISODE 22

    6:21 Cockroach Milk 7:51 Defendant Shows Penis 10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement 11:05 Robot Dog Funeral 14:58 Dolphin Happiness 16:32 Wrap Up
    1 June 2018, 1:10 am
  • 18 minutes 58 seconds
    Florida Zombie Alert

    Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There's also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more!

    Episode 21

    4:52 Passanger From Hell 7:11 Twelve Best Jobs for Serial Killers 10:06 Feces Flung 12:01 Summa Cum Publix 14:12 Zombie Attack 15:20 Worst Job of the Week 17:20 Wrap Up
    26 May 2018, 4:58 pm
  • 19 minutes 59 seconds
    Kansas cops should not date this woman

    This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say "Just Kill Me."

    Episode 20

    3:56 Kansas cops can't have sex

    5:46 Portable toilet truck on fire

    7:07 65,000 texts

    9:09 Arguing with a parrot

    10:38 Eating dangerous animals

    12:15  Dine and Dash

    14:25 Worst Job Interviews

    17:52 Wrap Up

     

     

    19 May 2018, 8:32 pm
  • 23 minutes 54 seconds
    Cars are for driving and Cheetos are for eating

    How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week's episode.

    Episode 19

    7:33 Tailpipe Coitus

    9:55 Stormy Cheetos

    11:53 Exploding Pee

    14:20 Ear Roach

    16:28 Apocalypse Cabins

    18:29 Worst Job of the Week

    22:02 Wrap Up

    10 May 2018, 11:08 pm
  • 17 minutes 6 seconds
    The adventures of Bagel Head

    This week's Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.

    3 May 2018, 7:07 pm
  • 17 minutes 36 seconds
    Tumbleweeds or Uganda? Death is not an option.

    We look at a town overcome by tumbleweeds, multi-species monkey mating, new rules about what you can use your mouth for in Uganda, Man survives rattlesnake bite and bear attack gets bitten by a shark; and a 14th baby for an exhausted couple. 

    3:19 Bitten by Bear and Shark 4:33 Taken by Tumbleweeds 5:51 Ugandan Mouth Regulation 8:04 Promiscuous Monkeys 10:02 Monkey Selfie 12:30 14 Boys, One Mom 14:26 Worst Job of the Week 16:25 Wrap-Up
    26 April 2018, 1:26 am
  • 18 minutes 39 seconds
    Kermit Outraged by Frog Bikini

    This week we discuss a bikini made of frogs; killer hand dryers. escaping babboons; and burgers made with tarantulas. It's been quite a week.

     

    3:30 IRS Crash 5:32 Naked Man ON Church 7:07 Flying Fecal Matter 9:53 Great Baboon Escape 11:18 Tarantula Burger 13:17 Frog Bikini 15:13 Worst Job Of The Week 17:10 Wrap Up  
    20 April 2018, 2:29 pm
  • 21 minutes 19 seconds
    Roof Repossessor Rocks

    Think you've had a bad day? There's a poop train srtuck in Alabama; an award winner dropped dead on stage; a roofer repossed his roof; and wind blows cocaine into woman's purse. In comparison, you've had a rather good day.

    4:02 Bicycle Thief 6:13 Alabama Poo Train 7:55 Flying Cocaine 9:54 Last Reward 13:22 Shooting Up The Church 14:51 Repoed Roof 17:23 Worst Job of the Week 19:22 Wrap Up
    13 April 2018, 2:23 am
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