Hello? Anyone out there? Just wanted to K-pop on by, and update y’all on the wild wonderful world of Seventeen! From the app game we’ve sunk our lives into, to the musical that killed Richard on air, to some new baby idols, we cover it all.

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN! SuperStar Pledis is officially open, and we have all the L337 strats you need to get your favorite boys! We also have a butt-ton of news to discuss, and Kelly shares her reactions to the You Made My Dawn albums.

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Will you look at the time? The sun’s already rising! Dawn is FINALLY HERE! Join Richard and Kelly as they dive into the new Seventeen album and find out how Good To Us it is. But first, we go through some in depth news. So sit tight, Get Closer, and listen up! (SHHHH)

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Audio: [M/V] SEVENTEEN(세븐틴) – Home

Audio: SEVENTEEN (세븐틴) – GOOD TO ME (Color Coded Lyrics Eng/Rom/Han/가사)

SEVENTEEN (세븐틴) – ‘CHILLI’ (칠리) (Hip – Hop Team)(Color Coded Lyrics Eng/Rom/Han/가사)

SEVENTEEN (세븐틴) – Hug (포옹) (Color Coded Lyrics Eng/Rom/Han/가사)]

SEVENTEEN (세븐틴) – ‘SHHH’ [Performance Team](Color Coded Lyrics Eng/Rom/Han/가사)

[M/V] SEVENTEEN(세븐틴) – 숨이 차 (Getting Closer)

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MAMAAAAAA!!! UWUUUUU!!! 2018. Thats right folks, your favorite professional reporters in the field talk about all the highlights from MAMA 2018. And then we get a bit closer by experiencing the horror of Kelly’s pleasured screams as she watches Seventeen’s Getting Closer choreo for the first time. It truly is the Month of Jun.

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Audio: SEVENTEEN_INTRO + Getting Closer │2018 MAMA in HONG KONG 181214

Audio: 세븐틴(SEVETEEN) – ‘A-TEEN (에이틴 OST)’ LYRICS (Color Coded Eng/Rom/Han/가사)

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Happy Anniversary Kelly and Seventeen! I can’t believe it’s been a whole year. Let’s celebrate by not talking about the boys! Instead, Richard tries to pull Kelly deeper into K-Pop hell by showing her different groups. Guest star Hamlet the Kitten causes mayhem.

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Audio From: NCT 127 엔시티 127 ‘TOUCH’ Special Choreography Video

Audio From: MONSTA X　「LIVIN’ IT UP」Music Video

Audio From: HYUNA – 빨개요 (RED) (Choreography Practice Video)

Audio From: TWICE “What is Love?” M/V

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Welp, totally forgot to mention that this was our 17th episode. That’s the real horror here. INSTEAD, we do some in-depth CSI comparisons of our boys’ Halloween costumes from 2015 to 2018! We find that the only scary thing in this episode is how good Jun looks.

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This week on everyone’s favorite Wawa podcast, Richard and Kelly strum up a voracious appetite thinking about hoagies. An appetite only a DINOsaur could have. That’s right folks! We’re talking about our baby Dino and all the talent jam packed into his mighty thicc legs.

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Thanks for ordering your very own personal Vernon! Please follow the audio guide attached to your starter kit to learn how to care for your Vernon and make him smile bright and happy. With our intel, you’ll be stanning him for weeks on end!

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BOO! Ha! Did I scare you? You weren’t expecting to be scared in september huh? Well you’re in luck, because there’s nothing scary about Boo Seungkwan other than acknowledging you’ll never be remotely as talented as this handsome powerhouse singer. Join us as we gush about our very special Jeju boy.

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We don’t really know what this is. Enjoy.

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