This episodes features: - Harrison runs from the police and discovers Pacifism - WYR: Vagina on your forehead OR a Stegasaurus line of dicks on your back - Humpback the Fuckmachine - Felching: Work of the Podcast - Editorial: We don't expect most of you to have any real world experience with Felching, but if you do have some please comment in the notes!

We're Coming!! Just like your first girlfriend... Seriously though.. this is us, unscripted, talking about what we're building, and why we need your help. This is a couple minutes of us pleading with you to build this house with us. We're going to break Twitter, live on the moon, figure out if everyone has a grundle, and so much more... but it will only make sense if you're helping us build the curriculum. Episodes are going to follow this initial intro... but this is the framework, the "two kids just smoked their first joint and inventied chocolate soup" moment. Listen to all our mistakes, learn with us, grow with us. (not in a culty way) but kind of.

This episodes features: - The Mad Pooper investigated - Framework for the Mutants coming of age story/movie - WYR: Dicks for Nipples or Nipples for Dicks - Crazy Deaths: The Boston Molasses Massacre - Editorial: The Mad Pooper was apparently a viral marketing campaign for Charmin

This episodes features: - Robot Sex (will it ever happen) - Yak Poop (natures mother of invention) - Crack vs Cocaine - WYR: Never taste food or Hear Music - The definitive de-bunking of DB Cooper and the Money he took - Bonus Invention: The Carryon Sex Maneuver