In this episode, Steve and Joe discuss Kevin Smith films, the Winter Olympics, biopics that ain't even TRUE, and Steve and Joe get into a screaming match, a real kerfuffle, about whether or not the movie ROLE MODELS is good. These goobers just won't stop goobin'!

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The neutron star at the center of the baby dimension

Have you ever gotten THIS call from your parents?! Elliott has. Hello, folks, and welcome back to the Valleycast. Who wants what roles from the Epstein files? There seem to be plenty of characters to go around, so just let us know what part you'd like to play, and we'll start the readthrough in about fifteen minutes. Thanks s'much.

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I think I'd like to play the = key.

Tired of all the DRUHAMA? Well, sit back, enjoy this podcast with Steve Zaragoza, Elliott Morgan, and Joe Bereta, opened with Rage Against the Machine's cover of NWA's "Eff the Pohlice" and ending with Joe Bereta splitting an apple in half with his bare hands. This is a good one for those audio listeners (it's not). Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza It's not.

In this solo Steve episode, Steve discusses his favorite movies of 2025 (like BUGONIA and FRIENDSHIP and SINNERS and MORE!) and his love of Arc Raiders! So sit back, enjoy the shenanigans, and drop YOUR favorite film in the comments below! IT BETTER NOT BE EBONY AND IVORY!

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No THANK YOU to Ebony and Ivory!

Joe and Elliott were totally abandoned by Steve on this podcast so they responded like professionals do... with meandering conversation covering topics ranging from the death of traditional celebrity to the existential rumination of "what's next?". They also talked about the importance of making a difference through community outreach and in-person interaction... LIKE THE TITLE SAYS, DUMMY!

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Joe BREADuh lol

Steve and Elliott are back, it's 2026, and we're thriving. Oh, what's that? Joe slept in? Joe joins toward the end of the podcast?! We're discussing Stranger Things, Haha You Clowns, and all sorts of other treats? We're even discussing some of the GOOD THINGS that happened in 2025? Now that's what I call Now Music!

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All of today's GREATEST HITS!

A lot of podcasts don't upload this time of year. What are they afraid of? That's what I wanna know. We're out here, dropping podcasts on Christmas Eve. Why? I don't know. Bravery? Merriment? The male loneliness epidemic that we can only treat by way of weekly Zoom chats? You be the judge. Merry Christmas, you filthy beacons of stardust emanating light throughout the cosmos. You're all our north stars, you know that? And we're the wise old men. Following you. Forever.

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His name is BABY JESUS put some respect on his name

In this episode, Elliott tells the tale of the trickster Coyote and some of his myriad exploits, and he tells tales about his tailbone. Joe listens patiently, and the two share once more in a friendship almost as eternal as the Indigenous trickster himself--or herself, or themselves, of course. Enjoy your winter season, everyone, however you celebrate it. Amen.

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The proper term is Coyote First Person, all jokes here meant in good fun. Gods bless and happy holidays.

In this episode of the Valleycast, Elliott does a solo WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOE BERETA! That's right, folks. Today, it's all about hygiene, models (the tiny kind, not the pretty kind), millennial placating, and reading nice (?) comments from Elliott's fledgling but promising career as a hilarious political commentator. Isn't that fun?

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Most of the comments were about my crappy webcam, but I got a new one, so don't worry, people I've never met.

Today Steve and Elliott discuss their Thanksgiving holidays. Elliott had a lovely, relaxing day and Steve was viciously maligned by an infant. We also talk Disney Adults vs. Theme Park Enthusiasts, and then the chat turns into Steve explaining to Elliott how to go to the park, before ending on the nature of consumerism (because ultimately this show is about SUBSTANCE, folks)

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Substance, I say!

Today it's all about our buddy Matt Raub's CELEBRITY DEATHSNATCH! At least that's what I think it's called! I don't know! I wasn't there for this episode, but Joe and Steve were, so enjoy!

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Death SNATCH?!