We're out and about in this one, hanging out at North Market. Come join our lunch, already in progress... (Our apologies, folks. It's a noisy one.)

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Links:
• North Market
• "Banana Smoothie" [Apple] [Youtube Music] [Spotify]
• "Glue" [Youtube]
• The dancing fruit [Youtube]
• Joe Scott [Youtube]
• Hank Green [Youtube]
• The stingray/permafrost video [Youtube]
• "Exploring the surreal Boohbah website" [Youtube]
• Trixie & Katya [Youtube]
• "Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft" [Netflix]
• "Pretend It's a City" [Netflix]
• "Sky Valley" [Youtube]
• The Proper People [Youtube]

In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.

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In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.

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Links:
• The Reddit Coconut Story [Youtube]
• The other Tales From the Internet video [Youtube]
• Pond5
• Tensuke Market
• Belle's Bread
• J Avenue
• The Last Podcast Network
• Romeo + Juliet [IMDB]
• "that Resident Evil lady"
• "They Both Die at the End"
• "The Devil is Human" [Apple] [Youtube Music] [Spotify]
• "The Satanic Rites of Blacula" [Apple] [Youtube Music] [Spotify]
• London Irish [IMDB]
• Aurora [Official site]
• Wattpad
• The Last Movie
• "jug gum powder"
• Sykkuno [Youtube]
• Meow Ears Up

Additional sounds were provided by these fine folks at Freesound:
• F.M.Audio
• GeorgeHopkins
• kikorurelas
• Moulaythami

Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.

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Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.

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Links:
Ongline
Phil DeFranco
"Tiny woman walking through Japan..."
Seincast
Holes [IMDB]
Our boxspring
Arecibo dish collapse
James Webb telescope
The red spot is speeding up
Flickchart
Gypsy Rose
The horse meatball story
Scott Pilgrim [Trailer]
Apeach and the other Kakao friends
"Did The Day Go Just Like You Wanted?" [Apple] [Youtube Music] [Spotify]
Orison: A Wish A Prayer
The Edge of Sleep
Markiplier
Dust
Dispatches from Elsewhere [Trailer]

Creative Commons stuff:
Stormfront by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4421-stormfront
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Waltz of the Carnies by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4607-waltz-of-the-carnies
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Marty Gots A Plan by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4992-marty-gots-a-plan
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

*Shoutout to Yesterworld for getting the phrase "The Lottery, starring Bette Midler" stuck in my head.

Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.

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Links:

The “Would you rather…?” app we used [iOS]

This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!

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Links:

Thailand Hooters/Hard Rock cam Pokemon Go Hub Gayish Podcast Cracked Podcast Ash & Bruce Wayne Promo Kakashi Rule 34 Columbus Zoo "Adventure Cove" article Hubert's @ North Market "Love It or List It" Newport Music Hall Amber Liu [Site] [Youtube] Justin Park [Instagram] Meg & Dia [Site] [Instagram] Modern Bakery Moscow Jon Scieszka Lane Smith "Dancing in the Dark" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "Daddy Like" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "Daddy Like" video Dorian Electra Elfchild's Quarantunes [Spotify] "Handsome Devil" trailer "Hellbent" [IMDB] "The Amazing World of Gumball" clip King Falls AM Welcome to Night Vale "The Bonny Swans" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "Deception" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "High Hopes" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "Disassociative" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "Perfect Memory" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "Running Up That Hill" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "There's Too Much Love" [Apple] [Google] [Spotify]

Danger Storm by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4985-danger-storm
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren't feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!

Show stuff:

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Links:

"Dan's video" [Youtube] "Phil's video" [Youtube] El Goonish Shive [webcomic] Jungle 2 Jungle [IMDB] Ritalin [WebMD] Eros in Boystown [Amazon]

Thanks to the following for doing such a great job with my Fiverr requests, listed in order of appearance:
Jonathan: https://www.fiverr.com/jonathanluhmann
Emma: https://www.fiverr.com/emmarockwood
Ty: https://www.fiverr.com/tycaffreyvo
Jack: https://www.fiverr.com/radio_jwhite
Peter: https://www.fiverr.com/petrus60

Music from https://filmmusic.io:
"Trio for Piano, Cello, and Clarinet" by Kevin MacLeod, available under a CC BY 4.0 license.
"Hidden Agenda" by Kevin MacLeod, available under a CC BY 4.0 license.

This episode's intro features these nifty sounds:
"3DPrinter-PrintrBot.mp3" by hchau, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.
"Thump" by bareform, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.
"Lit Fireplace" by lurpsis, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
"gasps small crowd.wav" by dreamstobecome, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
"Walking Across London Bridge" by bass-95, available under a CC0 1.0 license.
"SRS_Cinematic_Hit" by StephenSaldanha, available under a CC BY 3.0 license.

In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!

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Links:

The Dollop Podcast Ep. 371 in Columbus [MP3 link] Rhett & Link Britton Buchanan [Twitter] Delicious Tamales "Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time" [Youtube] Accidental Tech Podcast Astroneer Kim's Convenience [IMDB] Jessica Jones [IMDB] Adam Silvera Dawn French [Twitter] Anthropocene Reviewed "Glashtyn Shanty" [Amazon] [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "I've Been Waiting" [Amazon] [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] "Waterfalls" [Amazon] [Apple] [Google] [Spotify] Pluto TV Tucker and Dale vs Evil [IMDB] Geek & Sundry Thinknoodles Re: "Wolves" - Justin was thinking of Lucas Till's face. Dan's video [Youtube] Phil's video [Youtube]

2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.

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Links:

The Pirate Movie (IMDB) The Pirate Movie reaction thing I mentioned (Youtube) Team Rocket The hives pic that matched my mystery itch You Can't See Me Interactive Introverts Dan's Spotify Playlist Welcome to the Black Parade (Youtube) Love's Coming (IMDB) Superfruit (Youtube) Pottercast "We All Lift Together" video (Youtube) David Byrne's Colbert performance "The Dresden Files" (IMDB) | (Books) Neil Grayston Zach Kornfeld Tales of Zesteria X (IMDB) The nosebleed thing (TV Tropes) The Phantom Time Hypothesis Cooking With Marshmello (Youtube) Buzzfeed 7-Eleven (Youtube) Wolves (IMDB) The Interstellar Age... The Epiphany Machine Dreamboy Podcast Bong Appetit (Viceland)

Did some digging on Dani's David Byrne comment. From Wikipedia: "Like Humans Do" is the fourth track from David Byrne's 2001 album Look into the Eyeball and was also released as a single that year. The radio edit version of the song (which omits the line referring to cannabis) was selected by Microsoft as the sample music for Windows XP to demonstrate the new Windows Media Player.

Further enable our tea and transport fix:

Adagio Our Uber code: 4lhih

The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.

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Links:

Love, Simon "Two Canadians and an Australian" [Youtube] Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale What the Duck the Series [MyDramaList]

**This isn't a comprehensive list by any means, but it does include numbers for the majority of our listeners (based on basic data from our hosting company).
US: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline [1-800-273-8255]
|| Youth-aimed: TrevorLifeline [866-488-7386]
|| Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-565-8860]

UK: Samaritans [116 123]

Canada: Crisis Services Canada [1-833-456-4566]
|| Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-330-6366]

Mexico: [525-510-2550] (Admittedly, I have very little info on this one and the people behind it, but the number itself popped up on nearly every page I could find regarding lifelines in Mexico.)

Japan: TELL Lifeline [03-5774-0992]

China: Beijing SRPC Hotline [Landline: 800-810-1117 / Cell: 010-82951332]

*For the record, the drink was called Jurassic Island.