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Demi Lardner & Tom Walker

Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are doing this and no-one can stop them. This is a podcast for no cowards.

  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    ep 357 - Who's Grandpa? A Christmas Showdown! PART TWO

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    In the thrilling conclusion of this episode of Who's Grandpa... we find out Who the titular Grandpa is, and why they are Him. WHO will it BE?? Well, I know because it's in the past and I'm writing this episode description now. Thank you for reading this. Your reward: my beautiful song! La lalala LAAAA la la Laaaaa La lala LA la la lala LAAaaaaaa.... ~laa.

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    15 December 2025, 3:00 pm
  • 1 hour 46 seconds
    ep 356 - Who's Grandpa? A Christmas Showdown! PART ONE

    patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes and also there's a dog running around over there and we're trying to catch him with a big net

    Here is this week's episode.... the beginning of a knock-down drag-out showdown between TOM (the boring guy) and DEMI (the other one). If these are gifts that grandpa needs, and you need the gift, then mightn't that make you grandpa? WHO will be crowned GRANDPA at the end of this? WHY did we make this two episodes good lord

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    10 December 2025, 12:42 am
  • 1 hour 17 seconds
    ep 355 - The Double Bass Episode

    check it out you can get more episodes here! Wow-ee

    This episode's subject matter got us the first ever furious message from our editor Brendan:


    "i was googling pictures of smegma buildup in horses today and this defamation of the double bass is still the worst thing you've put me through. rancid, change your hearts"


    So gird your loins and reinforce your hearts because there's double bass slander on the horizon! (really deep voice) ba-bum ba bum bum bum bum

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    2 December 2025, 3:11 am
  • 1 hour 8 seconds
    ep 354 - The Elongated Coin Episode

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    The gang's back with their brand new episode - the long awaited "elongated coin" episode! Now, prepare to learn about the wonderful penny. The penny we squish so that we can remember where we've been and why. The Elongated Coin.

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    27 November 2025, 7:42 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    ep 353 - The Corn Maze Episode

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    The Corn Maze Episode. Long theorized, finally made a reality by two brave podcasters who have come together to create.... The Corn Maze Episode. Here we are at.... The Corn Maze Episode.

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    18 November 2025, 6:32 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    ep 352 - i crave release
    we're back. i crave release

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    11 November 2025, 7:25 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    ep 351 - i NEED an old key

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    Heeeeere is the show this week

    My toxic trait is needing an old key so bad I could explode! I need to unlock one my front door with a key that looks like this: F

    Just drank a coffee and now I'm bouncing around the whole place. Hell, I might record another podcast soon! Maybe that would be fun!!!!!

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    10 October 2025, 2:45 am
  • 56 minutes 19 seconds
    ep 350 - honk honk, goose! zzzzoom!

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    this is an episode with a lot of poop talk. thank you for your time!

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    25 September 2025, 2:12 am
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    ep 349 - pigula. the pig dracula

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    here's the episode for today, my dear. Tom and Demi return with a classic demi segments and ANOTHER segment that's a cool new twist on an old classic. Wow - she can do it all. Except print stuff out regular style. I don't know what's up with that. AND except an appearance from the titular pigular dracula, pigula himself!

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    19 September 2025, 6:33 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    ep 348 - an object in a jar, a dog in a jar, all that AND a bag of chips!

    patreon.com/bigsofttitty if you want to understand one of the fundamental bits on this episode!

    Here's a fresh episode with a Head Got Stuck and Tom's fun new obsession - saying all that and a bag of chips over and over. Yep, he sucks to be around! But luckily wonderful Demi is here to guide us to the banks of segment city.

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    2 September 2025, 7:58 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    ep 347 - cow surgery

    my my... the patreon is here if you'd like to hear MORE bst!

    Here's the episode for this week - we get into a lot of really smart stuff this week, including uhhhh well Trump's sucking his dildo. He's sucking it off sensuously. The bad Trump voice is too fun to do. But then of course, some cow surgery! And, moreover, well, we make good points like uhhhhhhhhhhh. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    27 August 2025, 11:39 am
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