- 1 hour 19 minutesShocking (Redux)
I've often said that this is the best vertical slice of The Constant I've ever made. Well, now I've remade it, so you can better judge for yourself.
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6 October 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 9 minutesTurning a Coroner
This is the story of the abolition of the Massachusetts Coroner's Office, and the creation of the world's first Medical Examiner. Told, as best as I can tell, for the first time since it happened.
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22 September 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 15 minutesYour Hand in Mine (AI Yi Yi)
The Test Begins... Now.
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8 September 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesThe Turk
This is really one of the load-bearing mother-stories of The Constant. So much so that until now I'd declined to tell it. You'll see what changed my mind in two weeks.
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25 August 2026, 7:00 am - 58 minutes 42 secondsWeights and Measures, Volume 2
In which, almost as an afterthought, we conclude the story of John Quincy Adams' boring book.
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11 August 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteWeights and Measures, Volume 1
How long is a podcast? Too.
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26 July 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesWoman in Pieces
The story of an oil baron's daughter, and his wife, who were the same person.
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14 July 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 11 minutesDo You Think He Saur Us (Redux)
We've had some setbacks at The Constant HQ. So here's a remake of an episode I screwed up the first go around!
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30 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesYou're Being Homunculus
Create your own magical little men at home with only these simple ingredients (cum, horse manure)!
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16 June 2026, 7:00 am - 58 minutes 6 secondsIt's a Secret 5 Everyone
We're opening the secret feed vault and letting you take a peek. If you like what you find, consider joining at patreon.com/theconstant.
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2 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutesThe Valley of Death, Part Two
The bloody fight against Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever continues and concludes.
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