I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.

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This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far (arguably)). 

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A ghost story, a murder mystery, a romance, a tragedy, a farce and a con job, all rolled into one. What could make for a better Halloween?

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The great thing about a ghost ship is that you can blame the ocean for your pants being wet.

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On History Daily, we do history, daily.

Every weekday, host Lindsay Graham (American Scandal, American History Tellers) takes you back in time to explore a momentous event that happened ‘on this day’ in history. Whether it’s to remember the tragedy of December 7th, 1941, the day “that will live in infamy,” or to celebrate that 20th day in July, 1969, when mankind reached the moon, History Daily is there to tell you the true stories of the people and events that shaped our world—one day at a time.

So if you’re stuck in traffic, bored at work—wherever you are, listen to History Daily to remind yourself that something incredible happened to make that day historic.

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Just one more story to go. Unless we're forgetting somebody...

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Second verse same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse.

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In 1761, the world joined together to complete the most difficult, ambitious, important scientific project in history. It... didn't go great.

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Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.

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We're opening up the vault and giving you access to three stories from our secret feed. If you like what you hear...

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What's on the menu this week? Dick jokes and heresy, of course!

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