- 53 minutes 46 secondsThe Valley of Death, Part One
Here's a change: a history of getting something RIGHT.
Eventually.
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5 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesWhen in Rome?
When is a jar not a jar?
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21 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutesThe Last Alchemist, Part Two
The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages!
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7 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesThe Last Alchemist, Part One
To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here.
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24 March 2026, 7:00 am - 50 minutes 39 secondsPerpetuum Mobile Redux
Let's try this one more time. Forever.
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10 March 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 2 minutesJumping Jack Flash (It's a Gas Gas Gas)
Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.
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24 February 2026, 8:00 am - 1 hour 22 minutesPeace Forever
It's only an analogy if you want it to be.
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10 February 2026, 8:00 am - 54 minutes 3 secondsGreat Lakes Pirates, Part 3: Rebels
Of confederates and con-men.
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27 January 2026, 8:00 am - 41 minutes 4 secondsGreat Lakes Pirates, Part 2: Shiver Me Timbers
Thar be wood.
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13 January 2026, 8:00 am - 45 minutes 46 secondsGreat Lakes Pirates, Part 1: Pirate Bill
Arg, me mateys.
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30 December 2025, 8:00 am - 37 minutes 23 secondsThe Christmas Bullet & It's Wonderful (Redux)
Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!
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