There's a thin line between "improbable" and "impossible".

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What a romantic sounding title. I bet this will be a sweet one.

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The misadventures of a steamfitting vice president who dreamed to dare.

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It's about time we talk about time.

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Happy New Year, you buncha weirdos!

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Who slipped that package under the tree?

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Is this thing on?

I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.

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I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.

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This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far (arguably)). 

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A ghost story, a murder mystery, a romance, a tragedy, a farce and a con job, all rolled into one. What could make for a better Halloween?

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The great thing about a ghost ship is that you can blame the ocean for your pants being wet.

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