The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong
Mark Chrisler
The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong hosted by Mark Chrisler
- 37 minutes 23 secondsThe Christmas Bullet & It's Wonderful (Redux)
Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!
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16 December 2025, 8:00 am - 47 minutes 9 secondsSanta's Secret Super Stories
Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!
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2 December 2025, 8:00 am - 51 minutes 20 secondsPaper Blankets
Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.
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18 November 2025, 8:00 am - 39 minutes 1 secondA P Hill to Die on
All your base are belong to U.S.
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4 November 2025, 8:00 am - 53 minutes 17 secondsThe Revenants
Let your imagination go wild.
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21 October 2025, 7:00 am - 52 minutes 6 secondsTice and The Tornado
I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.
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7 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesHow To Disappear Completely
(And Eventually Be Found)
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23 September 2025, 7:00 am - 49 minutes 38 secondsTell Me Something I Don't Know (Volume 2)
More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all.
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9 September 2025, 7:00 am - 42 minutes 8 secondsThe Rest of The Story - Redux
We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again!
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26 August 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteBy Heart, Part 2
Do you remember where we left off?
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12 August 2025, 7:00 am - 49 minutes 37 secondsBy Heart, Part 1
Here's one to remember.
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