• EP. 16: "She's a 74 year old woman with health problems, so he's like 'FINISH HER!'"
    In this episode:
    Morimoto - NYC
    OneFold - Denver
    Whitehouse Tavern - Aspen
    29 April 2018, 4:53 pm
  • EP. 15: "It comes with scarlet fever, but LOW MILES!"
    In this episode we discuss everything from the feeling of Friends trivia victory to the number of bodies in the Hudson River to how the customer is, in fact, not always right. 
    Featured:
    1. Shun Lee West - NYC
    2. Strange & Co. - Christchurch, NZ
    3. Stella 34 - NYC
    14 March 2018, 8:11 am
  • EP. 14: "I'm deaf and my family's dead, so...all is well."
    This week we talk about how tipping the host/hostess could keep you from dangling from a cliff while you eat, a review from America's sweetheart and Yelp Elitist, Jeffrey Dahmer, and how Amanda's shrimp addiction got her and her parents removed from all party invite lists.

    In this episode:
    Le Dipolomate - Washington D.C.
    Tao Downtown - NYC
    Old Ebbitt Grill - Washington D.C.
    Tao Uptown - NYC
    27 February 2018, 8:07 pm
  • EP. 13: "Every hole gets a tot!"
    This week we cover how working in a restaurant kitchen could turn you into a butch lesbian, the anatomy of the queef, and old, racist women on the Upper East Side.

    Establishments:
    MoCo's Founding Farmers - Potomac, MD
    Wonderland Ocean Pub - San Diego, CA
    The Vortex - Atlanta, GA
    21 February 2018, 2:08 am
  • EP. 12.5: "No no no...don't stop patting each others' dicks because of me."
    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED:
    1. NO CLUE
    15 February 2018, 4:55 am
  • EP. 12: "They're infested with hookers, but they look clean."
    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED:
    1. RICK'S CABARET - NYC
    2. LE CACHET DAY SPA - NYC
    3. TOUS LES JOURS - NYC
    4. MAX BRENNER - NYC
    11 February 2018, 8:13 pm
  • EP. 11: "That looks like someone gave you butterfly kisses with their butthole."
    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED:
    1. The 404 Kitchen - Nashville, TN
    2. Loveless Cafe - Nashville, TN
    3. Bida Manda - Raleigh, NC
    4 February 2018, 7:21 pm
  • EP. 10: "That smells lovely, and watching it come out of you was a treat."
    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED:
    1. Joel Robuchon at MGM Grand - Las Vegas, NV
    2. Spoon and Stable - Minneapolis, MN
    3. Duke's Waikiki - Honolulu, HI
    21 January 2018, 6:05 pm
  • EP. 9: "Get out of my fucking restaurant you old bloodfart!"
    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED:
    1. THE DUPLEX - NEW YORK, NY
    2. YARDBIRD SOUTHERN TABLE & BAR - MIAMI, FL
    3. KUSH - MIAMI, FL
    4. CRACKERS CASUAL DINING - MIAMI, FL
    5. PIG & PICKLE - SCOTTSDALE, AZ
    6. MICHAEL'S GENUINE FOOD & DRINK - MIAMI, FL
    14 January 2018, 5:08 pm
  • EP 8: "Drunk driving in reverse down the freeway."
    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED:
    1. ANNABEL LEE TAVERN - BALTIMORE, MD
    2. THE LATE BLOOMER - CHICAGO, IL
    3. STRIP HOUSE - NEW YORK, NY
    4. LYFE KITCHEN - CHICAGO, IL
    7 January 2018, 8:48 pm
  • EP. 7: "If you think it ain't happening, yeah...no, they're boning dudes."
    RESTAURANTS REVIEWED:
    1. Kokkari Estiatorio - San Francisco, CA
    2. The Mule - Oklahoma City, OK
    3. Scoma's - San Francisco, CA
    4. The Olde Pink House - Savannah, GA
    3 January 2018, 10:47 pm
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